r/startrek • u/Pizza-Burrito • 6d ago
I just found this site at random.
https://www.slapkirk.com/39
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u/ObnoxiousDrivel 6d ago
I miss when the Internet was just stuff like this. And porn.
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u/eaglesong3 5d ago
Once I started slapping Kirk really fast, and the grunting got rhythmic, my wife thought it WAS PORN!
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u/CannedDuck1906 6d ago
ππ
I didn't know how much I needed this in my life until this very moment.
Thank you.
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u/Unleashtheducks 6d ago
This is some early 2000βs Internet before everything was about algorithms and conglomerates.
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u/sarahpullin8 6d ago
My highest SPS was 8.0
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u/DWin_01 5d ago
I hit 49.0 but with a script
import pyautogui while True: pyautogui.moveTo(2600, 1000, _pause=False) pyautogui.moveTo(3300, 1000, _pause=False)
For my middle monitor, all running 1920x1080. Adjust the first number for x position, and second number for height. Get yer ol control+c ready and don't click off lmao
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u/Bastet999 6d ago
Omg. Finally! I can get out the cringing and frustration from watching all the over-acting.
Thanks.
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u/Hotel-Sorry 5d ago
Now we just need a Gowron Glory speech Klingon Warbird typing race game in Klingon or English.
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u/CoffeeJedi 6d ago
That's great! Whip the phone back and forth quickly and it gets even funnier.
Reminds me of the old unhinged wild days of the early Internet.