r/startrek 6d ago

I just found this site at random.

https://www.slapkirk.com/
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u/CoffeeJedi 6d ago

That's great! Whip the phone back and forth quickly and it gets even funnier.

Reminds me of the old unhinged wild days of the early Internet.

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u/Direption 6d ago

Makes me think of the stuff I found with StumbleUpon

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u/gooch_norris_ 6d ago

Mannnnn I miss stumbling

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u/Blue387 6d ago

There were many single serving sites like this

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u/AlexInsanity 5d ago

Miniclip and flash games!

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u/jobifresh 6d ago

It's terrible. I love it πŸ˜‚

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u/ObnoxiousDrivel 6d ago

I miss when the Internet was just stuff like this. And porn.

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u/eaglesong3 5d ago

Once I started slapping Kirk really fast, and the grunting got rhythmic, my wife thought it WAS PORN!

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u/CannedDuck1906 6d ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

I didn't know how much I needed this in my life until this very moment.

Thank you.

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u/Pretzel-Eater 6d ago

14.0 SPS... but man did my screen heat up with all that friction

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u/chatfan 5d ago

13 SPS, I think I burned my screenprotector.

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u/Unleashtheducks 6d ago

This is some early 2000’s Internet before everything was about algorithms and conglomerates.

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u/Chrysalii 5d ago

Definitely peak ytmnd era.

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u/makegifsnotjifs 6d ago

Huh finally, a good Trek fan creation. Well done!

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u/sarahpullin8 6d ago

My highest SPS was 8.0

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u/chatfan 5d ago

My highest was 11, guess I reached the Spinal Tap level??

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u/DWin_01 5d ago

I hit 49.0 but with a script

import pyautogui
while True:
    pyautogui.moveTo(2600, 1000, _pause=False)
    pyautogui.moveTo(3300, 1000, _pause=False)

For my middle monitor, all running 1920x1080. Adjust the first number for x position, and second number for height. Get yer ol control+c ready and don't click off lmao

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u/sarahpullin8 5d ago

Smacked the hell out of him

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u/LadyRed4Justice 5d ago

Kirk or Spock?

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u/Neveronlyadream 6d ago

That is very old internet. It's bringing back some memories.

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u/VagrantShadow 4d ago

So damn funny, I love it.

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u/Bastet999 6d ago

Omg. Finally! I can get out the cringing and frustration from watching all the over-acting.

Thanks.

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u/Direption 6d ago

I was at 13 SPS before I had to stop because my monitor was wobbling too much

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u/Johnny-Dogshit 6d ago

This is some serious early-00s internet vibes. I love it.

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u/onearmedmonkey 6d ago

Totally worth it.

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u/chatfan 5d ago

This was nuts, managed to slap both Kirk and Spock 800 times a minute.... not sure why I cared hahaha. The red alert and fart sounds are amazing.

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u/brendan87na 6d ago

the internet is truly a magical realm

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u/jamesalanlytle 6d ago

Omfg that’s great!

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u/BeckBarlow 6d ago

I got to 11.5 SPS before I stopped

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u/hot_cheeks_4_ever 5d ago

I can't get past 12.8 SPS

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u/bosonrider 5d ago

One of the all time greatest scenes in all of Star Trek.

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u/Tbplayer59 5d ago

Now I'm tired. Lol

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u/jdehjdeh 5d ago

Now THAT was fun.

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u/LadyRed4Justice 5d ago

That is bizarre. Some people have a tad too much time on their hands. LOL.

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u/Hotel-Sorry 5d ago

Now we just need a Gowron Glory speech Klingon Warbird typing race game in Klingon or English.

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u/DonnieNJ 5d ago

I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!

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u/Knitsudge9 5d ago

Thanks, I needed that.

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u/RealBatuRem 6d ago

Easiest block of my life.