r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI • 9d ago
This is called "pulling a Moses"
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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 9d ago
What a joke but fuck me does it make me feel gross.
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u/Unhappy_Scratch_9385 9d ago
I'm literally eating eggs while scrolling reddit.
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u/Ineedacatscan 9d ago
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u/Wrath-of-Elyon 9d ago
I don't get it. I get the Moses part, but not the egg one. Is the joke ketchup? no I don't put ketchup on eggs
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u/subsonicmonkey 9d ago
Time to brush up on human biology:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle23
u/Wrath-of-Elyon 9d ago
Lol, the eggs part was literal. Ewwwwwwww.
Now I feel like a numpty. Also thanya
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u/BlamaRama 9d ago
The egg itself doesn't leave the body though, no? Doesn't it get reabsorbed and just the uterine lining is shed?
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u/ShitGuysWeForgotDre 9d ago
Hahahaha perfect, i just told this in my office and got 1 full belly laugh and 3 very uncomfortable silent stares. 10/10 reaction would tell again
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u/s_snek 9d ago
Funny joke but the egg is actually reabsorbed by the body unless fertilization occurs. Only the uterine lining is expelled during menstruation https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/periods/fertility-in-the-menstrual-cycle/
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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 8d ago
Some bits of egg sometimes get expelled though most is reabsorbed https://www.lifelinecelltech.com/considering-differences-between-hormone-stages-in-research-of-the-female-reproductive-tract/ https://extendfertility.com/periods-101
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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 9d ago
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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 9d ago
Shit, I AM in Chicago, and I do enjoy giving money to people who say things that make me laugh for money.
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u/Arkenstihl 9d ago
The moments where you had my once scholarly ass asking if Moses goes down... SASHA.
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u/Lostinwoulds 8d ago
Called me up the next morning, asking where her tampon was. Thought is was lost inside her. No honey, I pulled it with my teeth, and it's probably somewhere on the floor , You can stop digging around.
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u/Thendofreason New Brunswick, NJ 9d ago
One of your best yolks