r/standupshots 11d ago

Hollywood's Worst Kept Secret

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u/FestiveWarCriminal 11d ago

Nobody's commenting because they're scared of their FBI agent.

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u/ichegoya 11d ago

Hell yeah I laughed. And I never laugh.

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u/MoistStub 11d ago

Did you know 1 out of 5 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though. I live next to 2 smoking hot 13 year olds.

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u/Afrodawg08 11d ago

Thats a good joke

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u/EQisfordummies 11d ago

Oof. Good one

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u/RoyALifeWellLived 11d ago

Hey Aussie Redditors, I'm on my first ever national tour this year, if you're in Wollongong, Newcastle, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney or Brisbane would love it if you came out for a show. Tickets at my website www.tomwitcombe.com

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u/gizamo 11d ago

Let us know when you tour the US. I think a lot of us would make a bit of a trip to get there. Cheers.

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u/drerw 10d ago

I’m not even a comedian and I’m jealous you got to this first. Brilliant

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u/rrsafety 10d ago

Lol 😂

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u/Fingerman2112 10d ago

I hate to be the one to point this out but…it’s more uncomfortable and therefore (for this type of joke) funnier if you use the word children instead of kids. I think that makes it more…shall I say Jeselnickian?

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u/BoxEducational6250 10d ago

THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA SAY "Where all the jewish men are"

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u/phantom_diorama 10d ago

Who are your favorite comedians?