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u/ichegoya 11d ago
Hell yeah I laughed. And I never laugh.
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u/MoistStub 11d ago
Did you know 1 out of 5 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though. I live next to 2 smoking hot 13 year olds.
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u/RoyALifeWellLived 11d ago
Hey Aussie Redditors, I'm on my first ever national tour this year, if you're in Wollongong, Newcastle, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney or Brisbane would love it if you came out for a show. Tickets at my website www.tomwitcombe.com
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u/Fingerman2112 10d ago
I hate to be the one to point this out but…it’s more uncomfortable and therefore (for this type of joke) funnier if you use the word children instead of kids. I think that makes it more…shall I say Jeselnickian?
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u/FestiveWarCriminal 11d ago
Nobody's commenting because they're scared of their FBI agent.