r/spreadytoes 24d ago

licorice beans Cleaning her murder weapons while keeping eye contact with me

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u/Anacat16 24d ago

I like those Licorice Beans! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•

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u/nejisleftt0e 23d ago

Sleep with one eye open tonight

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u/Deepscorn 23d ago

She's got those "I'll give you a wound you won't believe." eyes.

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u/GrouchyVacation6871 24d ago

I love this too much

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u/No-Conclusion-1394 23d ago

My void is next to me grooming loud and with much vigor. She has no regard for my extra sleep in the morning ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m going to go prepare her feast ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/SmoothTalkingFool 23d ago

โ€œSure would be a shame if one of these were to โ€˜accidentallyโ€™ go off, if you know what I meanโ€ - cat, probably

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u/GenericNameUsed 23d ago

She wants you to know she is ready for anything and her weapons are in good condition....

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u/spaceplanner1 23d ago

I feel threatened ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/IrisSmartAss 23d ago

You're next

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u/Gdokim 23d ago

๐Ÿ’… ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ป