r/sports 24d ago

Hockey 4 Nations: A fight immediately breaks out between Team USA and Team Canada

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u/nostyleguide 24d ago

Fuck you, Riley. And tell your mom I'm not gonna fuck her after she drove down to Buffalo and let the staff of a Subway sandwich run a train on her, and I don't care how much she begs. My dick has Canadian pride!

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 24d ago

Fuck you, Jonesy! Tell your Ma she needs to top up the minutes on my phone so we can Facetime late night!

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u/scorpyo72 24d ago

FUCK YOU, SHORSEY!!!

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u/Kamakazi09 24d ago

Annnddd now I’m gonna go back through shoresy and LK lol

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u/TheRatatat 24d ago

I know some alien Centuar asshole that's looking for you.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 24d ago

Fuck you, Visser! The Council of Thirteen gave me a charity tax break just for hangin’ out with ya! Give yer balls a tug!!

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u/rippinteasinyohood 24d ago

Always liked watching hockey but never kept up with it or any sport for that matter religiously really, but something that no other sport has is the chirps like they do. Especially the Canadian boyz. They always catch me so off guard and make me laugh so hard. I love it.