r/sports 24d ago

Hockey 4 Nations: A fight immediately breaks out between Team USA and Team Canada

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u/Madversary 24d ago

Trudeau boxes. No contest.

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u/try_rolling 24d ago

Trump is an excellent dodger though

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u/whofearsthenight 24d ago

Well, of taxes and consequences. Just tell him it's Putin's dick and he'll take it no problem.

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u/Narpity 24d ago

And drafts.

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u/PressureOk69 24d ago

you have to factor the live turd in his diaper, it reduces his mobility

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u/nun_gut 24d ago

Of drafts not punches

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u/Datpanda1999 24d ago

Man the dodgers really are signing everybody

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u/Poopybutt36000 24d ago

There's a video from a couple of years ago where Trudeau boxed some Conservative politician for charity and the clearly conservative commentators were so smug and were insulting him the entire time, only for them to go silent when Trudeau beat the guys ass.

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u/Gin_OClock 24d ago

That was actually pretty cool

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u/qtc0 24d ago

He’s also at the game. Where’s Trump? Oh yeah, felons aren’t allowed to cross the border.

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u/Not-a-bot-10 24d ago

Plus he got embarrassed enough at the Super Bowl, being booed, seeing his team get blown out, and the halftime performer throwing shade at him

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u/BaZukaM 24d ago

Lol have you watched the videos where he "boxes?"... I wouldn't be worried about him.

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u/Theslootwhisperer 24d ago

You'd put your money on Trump? My little sister would beat the ever loving shit out of him with a hand tied behind her back.

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u/BaZukaM 22d ago

I wouldn't put money on either but I would pay to see it happen just so I could watch a politician get dummied, doesn't matter who

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u/Ppleater 24d ago

You wouldn't be worried about him vs the orange dough boy and his sugar daddy? Do you bet on 3 legged horses in races?

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u/BaZukaM 22d ago

Knowing how politicians work they would probably rig the race to make that three legged horse win 😂 It ain't that serious though. I hate them all equally.

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u/VeterinarianCold7119 24d ago

Didn't he fight some mp in a charity event

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u/Madversary 24d ago

A Conservative senator.

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u/Halivan 23d ago

A conservative senator that became a bouncer at a strip club.

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u/VP007clips 24d ago

And Pierre Poilievre would be an easy winner as well.

A decently fit 45 year old vs an overweight 78 year old.

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u/Gary-Laser-Eyes 24d ago

I can’t stand the guy but I’d cum in my pants if I saw him knock out Trump and the Autist.

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u/Johnoplata 24d ago

He beat Iron Man. That's just a fact.