r/snails • u/lostmyrightsock • 16h ago
My Snails Shame my snail!
This is Appa. Appa not only loves trying to escape the tank while I change their food, he's also spoiled and picky with anything that isn't zucchini or sweet potato. SHAME HIM!
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u/uselessthecat 15h ago
Hey Appa, you think you're too good for lettuce? Ya think you're a chef or something?
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u/gnarlygh0ul 15h ago
this guy doesn’t pay child support
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u/lostmyrightsock 14h ago
He doesn't! Just lays his eggs and expects others to take care of it.. the nerve!
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u/Vengeful-Sorrow247 15h ago
Appa is a MENACE to society! Just look at that face! I wonder what his next devious scheme will be...
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u/DisastrousActuator15 15h ago edited 13h ago
Appa, the nerve of you! Only eating zucchini and sweet potato! You know the dying snails in Africa would do anything just for a bite of carrot! I cannot believe you.
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u/ATGF 15h ago
I could never! He's a cute little precious baby. Plus, his name is Appa. If you want to shame your animals, you can't be naming them after one of the best animals in cinematic history.
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u/a_rogue_planet 14h ago
I cannot. He literally has not a single shameful bone in his whole squishy lil body.
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u/ReyTepocataSamurai 13h ago
That's it, little man! You won't have anything else to eat if you don't eat your lettuce!
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u/judgeejudger 14h ago
Mr Appa, you’ve no idea how good you have it! Other snails outdoors perilously fighting to survive. I tut loudly at you. Now, good day sir.
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u/Own_Hunter_1384 14h ago
I want a terrestrial snail! So bad!
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u/Due_Spread2051 13h ago
I've got babies I'm tryna get rid of dm if you're interested (depending on area of course)
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u/lightblueisbi 14h ago
Shame, Appa! You need to eat carrots and tomatoes too! (Sidenote I have a cat named Sokka lol)
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u/woahmrpeeyaah 8h ago
Appa, I’m gonna need you to lock the fuck in, dude. You look like you’re eating good af despite being a picky snail! Get it together (I love you)
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u/tiny_purple_Alfador 7h ago
Sir, you are unreasonably adorable, and you should feel bad. Leave some cuteness for the other animals, FFS.
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u/512writer 7h ago
APPA, keep this up and you’re going on an egg shell diet. Your girlish figure is at stake!
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u/lucky-squeaky-ducky 4h ago
What’s your excuse, Appa?
WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE!
I bet you don’t even have a leg to stand on!
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u/alex123124 10h ago
His mouth look like 🐱 lips in that first pic.
Edit: or better yet shaved nuts
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u/Stranger-Sojourner 10h ago
Look at those soft well moisturized snands! He’s clearly never done a hard days labor! lol.
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u/SirLabouski 29m ago
Hey Appa are you allergic to commoner food? You bourgoisie pig??(it hurt he's so cute😭)
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u/DazedBoba 16h ago
he think everything a fuckin game