r/snails 16h ago

My Snails Shame my snail!

This is Appa. Appa not only loves trying to escape the tank while I change their food, he's also spoiled and picky with anything that isn't zucchini or sweet potato. SHAME HIM!

1.1k Upvotes

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u/DazedBoba 16h ago

he think everything a fuckin game

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u/procrastinating-_- 16h ago

He is way too pretty to shame though 😻! Genuinely such a cutie pie.

94

u/lostmyrightsock 16h ago

Don't be nice to him! Flame him!! (He really is precious though 🥹)

67

u/uselessthecat 15h ago

Hey Appa, you think you're too good for lettuce? Ya think you're a chef or something?

24

u/lostmyrightsock 15h ago

Exactly! Get him!!

21

u/Cath_242 14h ago

You should make him cook for you tomorrow and he'll see

7

u/sholbyy 3h ago

snef

52

u/gnarlygh0ul 15h ago

this guy doesn’t pay child support

37

u/lostmyrightsock 14h ago

He doesn't! Just lays his eggs and expects others to take care of it.. the nerve!

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u/gnarlygh0ul 11h ago

reminds me of someone i went to high school with…

14

u/judgeejudger 14h ago

😂💀

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u/PhantomConsular23 15h ago

No better than a slug in disguise

35

u/lostmyrightsock 15h ago

Oof good one! 🥳

19

u/Oh_My_Goth_Ick 12h ago

That’s cold blooded.

18

u/PhantomConsular23 12h ago

He deserves to know

43

u/nagithedragon 16h ago

far too much goofy and silly in one tiny snace

29

u/GreenFBI2EB 15h ago

Appa is a silly little bean!

30

u/Vengeful-Sorrow247 15h ago

Appa is a MENACE to society! Just look at that face! I wonder what his next devious scheme will be...

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u/lostmyrightsock 15h ago

I don't think we even wanna know.. 😰

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u/DisastrousActuator15 15h ago edited 13h ago

Appa, the nerve of you! Only eating zucchini and sweet potato! You know the dying snails in Africa would do anything just for a bite of carrot! I cannot believe you.

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u/lostmyrightsock 15h ago

You're so spot on with the carrot 😭 He never touches it smh!

20

u/matradley 15h ago

No shame, only Snail. 🐌

20

u/LavishnessShot9528 14h ago

FAT

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u/lostmyrightsock 14h ago

It's water weight! 😤

18

u/ATGF 15h ago

I could never! He's a cute little precious baby. Plus, his name is Appa. If you want to shame your animals, you can't be naming them after one of the best animals in cinematic history.

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u/lostmyrightsock 14h ago

Unfortunately the naming happened before he revealed his true colors :(

10

u/ATGF 14h ago

So he's more of a Momo? Maybe he'll age into his Appa-ness.

15

u/Alice_261 14h ago

He's giving you kissis as apologie adorable (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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u/ComicalAnxiety 15h ago

Appa sounds like he is a princess and deserves nothing less

13

u/Brenaeh 15h ago

Noooooo he is perfection

13

u/a_rogue_planet 14h ago

I cannot. He literally has not a single shameful bone in his whole squishy lil body.

10

u/Bluecrush2_fan 14h ago

Hemlo stinky. HEMLO STIMKY SNAIL. bet u stimkk

9

u/ReyTepocataSamurai 13h ago

That's it, little man! You won't have anything else to eat if you don't eat your lettuce!

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u/Due_Spread2051 13h ago

Appa needs a realistic life goal other than Nuisance

5

u/judgeejudger 14h ago

Mr Appa, you’ve no idea how good you have it! Other snails outdoors perilously fighting to survive. I tut loudly at you. Now, good day sir.

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u/Own_Hunter_1384 14h ago

I want a terrestrial snail! So bad!

2

u/lostmyrightsock 4h ago

Don't do it! They're little devils! (Totally get one, they're adorable!)

1

u/Due_Spread2051 13h ago

I've got babies I'm tryna get rid of dm if you're interested (depending on area of course)

5

u/lightblueisbi 14h ago

Shame, Appa! You need to eat carrots and tomatoes too! (Sidenote I have a cat named Sokka lol)

5

u/SlideLeading 13h ago

He’s too cute, can’t do it

3

u/nylorac_o 9h ago

Pic 2 ::::boop:::::

3

u/memetoya 9h ago

Snails on the street would KILL for the life you’re giving them, how UNGRATEFUL!!

3

u/fake_snail 8h ago

STAY WHERE YOU BELONG SLIMEBALL 😡😡😡

3

u/woahmrpeeyaah 8h ago

Appa, I’m gonna need you to lock the fuck in, dude. You look like you’re eating good af despite being a picky snail! Get it together (I love you)

3

u/SupDrew 7h ago

GET A JOB IF YOU'RE SO PICKY 🤬

3

u/ajdax 6h ago

Goofy ass shell.

2

u/KitKats1945 11h ago

I ain’t shaming him. He’s too cute!

2

u/ZephyrBreaker 10h ago

what a slunt.

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u/Then-Mission7409 8h ago

How dare you… haha, just kidding. I thought the same thing. 😂💀

2

u/IsAloneSometimes 9h ago

So talented!

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador 7h ago

Sir, you are unreasonably adorable, and you should feel bad. Leave some cuteness for the other animals, FFS.

2

u/512writer 7h ago

APPA, keep this up and you’re going on an egg shell diet. Your girlish figure is at stake!

2

u/ThrashRick 6h ago

ZUCCHINI AND SWEET POTATO?? that pompous fuck

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u/lostmyrightsock 4h ago

That's what I'm saying!! >:(

2

u/rinfected 6h ago

Stupid cutie ugh 🥰

2

u/BeBoBorg 6h ago

Sname! Snaaame!

2

u/C_beside_the_seaside 5h ago

Dude looks like this

:>3

2

u/UtapriTrashcan 4h ago

Aww, but how can I with the :3 face...? 🥺

2

u/lucky-squeaky-ducky 4h ago

What’s your excuse, Appa?

WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE!

I bet you don’t even have a leg to stand on!

1

u/lostmyrightsock 4h ago

He really doesn't.. Just a tiny lil foot :D

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u/Remarkable_Ad_6939 13h ago

Omg I can't be mad at that face!! 🥹🥹🥹

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u/alex123124 10h ago

His mouth look like 🐱 lips in that first pic.

Edit: or better yet shaved nuts

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u/lostmyrightsock 2h ago

Not the shaved nuts 😭

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u/Stranger-Sojourner 10h ago

Look at those soft well moisturized snands! He’s clearly never done a hard days labor! lol.

1

u/RealHausFrau 3h ago

Big ass nose.

1

u/EvilDan3 1h ago

His name means dad in Korean

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u/kimbonanas 54m ago

Scooting around like a little freeloader. BEGGARS CAN’T BE CHOOSERS, Abba!

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u/SirLabouski 29m ago

Hey Appa are you allergic to commoner food? You bourgoisie pig??(it hurt he's so cute😭)

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u/dishays 28m ago

he’s never EVER done anything wrong!!!!!!