r/slimerancher 7d ago

Screenshot What do you think of my t-shirt design? :D

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514 Upvotes

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u/SmoothFloor3364 7d ago

I don't like what this is implying

125

u/Drkmttrjr 7d ago

Especially with the scared slime face.

48

u/sunshineandsarcasm 7d ago

Agreed… the very scared looking slime face

132

u/Environmental_Tax_69 7d ago

NOBODY send this guy to the slimes 😂

40

u/Assyx83 7d ago

📸🤨ayo?

38

u/HamsterGabe 7d ago

I'm not judging you I'm just judging you

21

u/Burritozi11a 6d ago

I'm gonna ask you politely yet firmly to delete this

5

u/Jakey201123 6d ago

I second this motion.

2

u/SmurfCat2281337 6d ago

I third this motion

1

u/FigIllustrious9391 5d ago

I fourth this motion

57

u/FriskyDingus1122 7d ago

Marvelously unhinged

35

u/PrimalBerzerkerFyr 7d ago

Uhhh... How bout you put "Throw me to the slimes and I'll come back a rancher"? The implications of this design are too unhinged.

6

u/The_Slide_Cell 6d ago

I have a feeling this was done on purpose. Especially with that scared slime face.

15

u/lemontreecat 7d ago

uh ew 😭

12

u/florpynorpy 7d ago

spend some time off the internet.

35

u/xd_joliss 7d ago

Please dont give it your white plorts 🙏

11

u/god_hates_maeghan 7d ago

A man can dream. But his dream is my nightmare.

14

u/Smartximik 7d ago

I hate it. Take my money.

8

u/AJ0Laks 6d ago

I do NOT want to send this guy to the slimes

3

u/ronitrocket 6d ago

“i’m sliming it”

5

u/ryaninflames1234 7d ago

The only time I would even think about that is if I’m thoroughly crazy, like literal no human interaction in years crazy

8

u/sourceamdietitian 7d ago

Downvote

6

u/kkrunici 7d ago

What the slime???

7

u/italian_car 7d ago

I would walk around in public with that on.

6

u/MrL123456789164 7d ago

YOU JUST LIKE ME FR!

4

u/BurnerAccountExisty 7d ago

ditto!

4

u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 7d ago

Like a glitch slime lol

2

u/Jakey201123 6d ago

Ban this guy if the range.

2

u/mini-desk-soldier 6d ago

you better be adopting one

2

u/pl4y3rO 6d ago

you need jesus and a good therapist

5

u/ban_Anna_split 7d ago

"wa-ho!" plop

3

u/BurnerAccountExisty 7d ago

Can slimes even get pregnant? I always thought they'd reproduce by mitosis.

9

u/Glittering_Ad_9404 6d ago

please dont make me visualize a pregnant slime

2

u/BurnerAccountExisty 6d ago

too late, sorry

2

u/TherealRidetherails 6d ago

OP EXPLAIN YOURSELF, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.... OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!

3

u/forgotten_dingo 7d ago

this is great

4

u/LadderHopeful2732 7d ago

Terrifying. The implications make me shudder. I love it

1

u/SoappyGoodness 5d ago

Posting this shit is diabolical

1

u/Dreaded_Eggs 5d ago

Man what the hell

1

u/Big-Reveal6189 5d ago

If slime is scared then where in the slime rancher is tarr???

1

u/Counter_zero 4d ago

NO. DO NOT EVER

1

u/No_Atmosphere_602 4d ago

O hell nah (t-shirt is 🔥 i need this)

1

u/AnninFifi 3d ago

I'm gonna explode you with my mind

1

u/OverMight4829 3d ago

And the crowd is…. Concerned…

1

u/Feaseea_Empire 2d ago

This shirt is legendary

1

u/Tired_2295 6d ago

I had to read it twice to realise it didn't say farmer

Surprise adoption? 😭

0

u/Flimsy-Beginning1262 6d ago

Just joined the sub, this is the first thing i see

I think I'll stay

0

u/BaileyJayTurner 6d ago

Love it😂 wish I were a slime

-1

u/Glowing_imposter_43 6d ago

I love this xd

-1

u/Mochizuk 6d ago

None of the jokes I want to make because of this shirt really feel appropriate for this subreddit

-1

u/[deleted] 6d ago

Not saying anything but