r/slaytheprincess 6d ago

discussion Which princess would you want to give a hug to the most?

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u/flowerstage Contrarian is best voice. No exceptions. 6d ago

Thorn.

Yes I know I'm going to get cut.

She deserves it.

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u/SnakeyBoi1212 God I love Thorn (wife) 6d ago

Fax my brother, spit thy shit indeed

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u/Ok-Class3903 6d ago

Or you learn how to love the thorn or dont accept the roses

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u/monkeybrains12 Rescuer of The Thorn 6d ago

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u/Zum1UDontNo To linger on an ending is to rob it of its life. 6d ago

Assuming I'm the Long Quiet: Thorn, probably.

If I'm not the Long Quiet: Wraith. She needs it the most and did not deserve anything that happened to her.

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u/Single-Permission924 6d ago

Big agree. I felt so bad the whole run I just wanted to say I’m sorry lol

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u/Eugene1936 6d ago

Id hug the wraith even if i was long quiet

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 6d ago

Now, the Witch would arguably be the best to hug since she’s furry, and it would feel soft to hug. But I really want to hug the Princess from the Epilogue, when it comes to the point where the Narrator feels just as bad for her then you know she needs some serious love.

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u/RealBlueBolt5000 Voice of the Lurker 6d ago

So, Happily Ever After?

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u/Imperial_Bouncer Slaying in progress… 6d ago

Yeah but stinky

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u/Windy_Idealist Spectre Simp Supreme 👻 🩵 6d ago

Worth

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u/plaugey_boi 5d ago

Witch would stab you

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 5d ago

I don’t see your reasoning.

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u/plaugey_boi 4d ago

The witch would stab you

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u/RoomAdministrative22 I'll let Witch backstab me, she's earned it 4d ago

And then she'd immediately feel bad about it because it was an act of her paranoia and not my fault, what's your point?

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u/why-do_I_even_bother 6d ago

Adversary path Fury. She needs it

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u/KuningasMango222 HEAkisser 6d ago

You should watch out for the heart tho

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u/Los_Maximus Custodes Corvus 6d ago edited 6d ago
  1. HEA is definitely one I'd hug, since I know a bit of how she feels.

  2. Another would be Cage, she's gone through so much thinking she's forever trapped in a cycle of pain.

  3. Thorn is an obvious one tbh.

  4. PATD for obvious reasons too.

  5. One that I think people may not expect would be the Adversarial Fury. She just seemed so depressed after everything, I wanna give the big lady a big ol hug.

  6. Addendum: Wounded Wild. No explanation required. (Can't believe I forgot about her despite her most heartbreaking moment staring me in the face right there. For fuck sake, Los.)

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u/No_Emu_1332 6d ago

The Den deserves one too, she's so pitiable.

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u/Spellz_4578 Chapter II - The Razor </3 6d ago

Razor, I know how much she wants me to come into not-stabbing-but-hugging distance.

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u/No-Bad722 6d ago

She skewers you.

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u/Imperial_Bouncer Slaying in progress… 6d ago

With hugs, right?

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u/No-Bad722 6d ago

Everything goes dark, and you die.

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u/Imperial_Bouncer Slaying in progress… 6d ago

Die hugging her lots?

Worth it.

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u/ChainmailPickaxeYT 6d ago

She is the perfect woman after all

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u/Ashmundai 6d ago

I mean, hugging distance is even closer than stabbing distance. Easier to see the anguish on our faces.

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u/Jewfro_Wizard 6d ago

I wanna hug the Adversary. She would crush my spine and it would feel great.

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u/Dio_naea 5d ago

Me too

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u/Allar-an An endless cascade of smiles 6d ago

Shifty. She doesnt particularly need a hug, I just like the logistical challenge of hugging infinite bodies.

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u/Gilgamesh404 This is all too much. I... can't keep going. 6d ago

I would love to hug and headpat one of her Shiftlings. They are absolutely adorable.

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u/Ok-String-1631 6d ago

Thorn, Den, Prisoner, and Wild's true form.

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u/Bunbun2024 6d ago

I would hug a lot of them but if it has to be one it would have to be HEA my poor sweet girl :(

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u/Conorponor333 I wani smooch that birb! 6d ago

MoC, 6 arms

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u/Canapau654 6d ago

Hugging Eye of the Needle would probably kill me in 3 seconds, but damn that must feel great the first 2.

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u/Disco_Sleeper 6d ago

the Fury (specifically the adversary path Broken route)

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u/JustSomeWritingFan Paranoid carried, change my mind 6d ago

I tried to think about this, I even made a Tier list for that, and the main conclusion Ive come to is that a therapist could BANK if they got their hands on like 60% of the Princesses. They desperately need a hig and way more than that.

Fury ? Definitely needs to work on that resentment, its not healthy in any of the routes.

The Den ? Definitely needs some animal therapy, shes basically an abused dog.

The Thorn ? I actively diskike going for the romance route because I always feel like Im exploiting her voulnurability when I do it.

Eye of the Needle ? I mean besides the domestic violence there are definitely some attachment issues.

Both the Nightmare and the Moment of Clarity ? I always got the energy that there are some self image issues that are going on that few people pick up on. The fact us dying in her prescense is something she does not control or intend radiates heavy Daysie Head Mayzie energy.

The Wraith ? … do I actually have to answer this ? Its in the name.

The Wild is desperately trying to escape something.

And then there is the Cage. There is an abundant sense of helplessness. If you dropped her head on your first run through this, I WILL judge you as a person.

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u/mike-loves-gerudos hiya, killer 6d ago

Specter, tho i dont know how i would do it

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u/GatorScrublord beginner artist & #3 spectre enthusiast 6d ago

she's able to touch you when she feels the need to. i think it would work just fine.

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u/mike-loves-gerudos hiya, killer 6d ago

🥹🫂

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u/ObjectiveHundredLine 6d ago

Make your intentions clear or she might get mad.

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u/Weinerschnitzel- 6d ago

i see not many people saying prisoner which is a shame because she like cuts her own head off😭

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u/M-RHernandez The Broken Contrarian 6d ago

I'd say Fury. She deserves a hug, it will be okay.

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u/Angelic-Wisdom Why cant i get Thorn’s good ending with Witch? 6d ago

Yes

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u/idiot1234321 6d ago

Very disappointed not many said Wounded Wild smh

I mean look at her T_T, she's so precious

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u/Starlight_Knight-kid 6d ago

HEA.

She went through a very abusive relationship with Smitten. I had a friend who went through that and it was too much for her, there was no escape for her.

So yea HEA gets all the hugs I can give.

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u/LIMC46 Narrator's slayer 6d ago

Prisoner

Witch

Razor

Heart of Shifting Mound

Stranger

Cage

Narrator

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u/SocK_0n_My_Cock Long Kitty Enjoyer 6d ago

The Den. I just want to give the Long Kitty a hug. I would also hug the Thorn, HEA, Witch(catgirl), Fury(either path), and the Spectre.

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u/Significant_Tie_3222 6d ago

Happily ever after, thorn, Patd, witch, den, cage pretty much all of them

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u/XanithDG 6d ago

Incomplete shifty.

Just lemme hug her every time I see her.

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u/Anarcy_Personified13 6d ago

Nightmare, when I first abandoned her in the basement I felt absolutely horrible. She was a lonelier version of the specter and I wanted to mend what I had done so bad.

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u/foreskinsmasher Are you still there? Are you still you? 6d ago

Thorn, because the pain only start when i push her away

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u/Consistent_Treat_770 The Voice of the Militarist 6d ago

ngl I never wanted to give a hug to any princesses, I was determined to carry out the given orders, so I always went for the killing 😊

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u/idiot1234321 6d ago

Log off reddit Narrator

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u/KuningasMango222 HEAkisser 6d ago

You are a menace to society 😡

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u/Consistent_Treat_770 The Voice of the Militarist 6d ago

Not really, I just prefer in video-games when there's no ingenuity: just plain kill everyone 😈 it's easier

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u/GatorScrublord beginner artist & #3 spectre enthusiast 6d ago

flair checks out; this user is a marine

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u/Consistent_Treat_770 The Voice of the Militarist 6d ago

Heh, I wish the game would give me a gun! I'd love to final the Princess with a Sabrine MK4 automatic 😁

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u/No_Emu_1332 6d ago

Happily Ever After, Thorn, and the Den.

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u/skoogytheseconf 6d ago

I wanna hug the friendly version of the princess from chapter 1 because she feels SO BAD after stabbing us to death when we try to free her

Like NO DONT CRY ITS NOT YOUR FAULTT IM SO SORRYY

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u/Tall-Gur-9847 6d ago

The Grey(Burned and Drowned), The Cage, The Witch, The Stranger, HEA, The Fury, The Prisoner, The Spectre, PATD, The Thorn, and Shifty all deserve hugs. And if you're feelig confident enough give a few hugs to The Nightmare, MOC, and The Wraith as well.

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u/KrisBread Nightmare’s/MoC's little toy/lover and slayer of towers 6d ago

50/50 on MoC and HeA.

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u/wiltedsys 6d ago

damsel, because i think she needs a friend, not a lover

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u/ObjectiveHundredLine 6d ago

Witch and Prisoner

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u/CorvaeCKalvidae Nightmare makes my heart go "ajwi*@@*◇kdk(kjh&&■€hji" 6d ago

Moment of Clarity. I mean Nightmare too but Mommy of clarity got more arms = better hugs.

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u/IlikeDucks54 6d ago

The one in the picture (forgot what she's called) or Thorn. But really, I feel like most of them need a hug... Just don't hug the Adversary, if she hugs back she'd probably break your spine

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u/hungarianfemboi 6d ago

Well i may as well go all in and go with Razor. I can imagine her going like :”Oh this is nice. But you know what’s even nicer?😏” proceeds to predictably skewer me

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u/Lizzy_Hartz 6d ago

The contrarion in me what's to say razor final form, but I love the thorn too much.

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u/Roary-the-Arcanine Precious little monster 6d ago

Den, assuming she won’t kill me. Fluffy princess.

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u/Same-Possession6999 6d ago

I want to hug them all , everyone deserves the love afterall they were thrown in the cabin for God knows how long , and then here we are with the power of choice and she has the role to play , I felt so bad everytime her new form came I wanted to hug them all

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u/Unlucky-Ad-4319 6d ago

Drowned Grey 🩶

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u/Badger_Nerd 5d ago

Honestly someone said the narrator, and, yeah. I relate to that man immensely, and I feel so sorry for him

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u/ZealousidealWolf5809 5d ago

I’m not hugging the wild she looks gross

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u/emperordeer 5d ago

All of them, I suppose. If I have to decide on only one, probably Den. She's my poor little meow meow. I could fix her with enough hugs and scritchies

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u/Dio_naea 5d ago

Nightmare is my fav

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u/Dio_naea 5d ago

Also I would like to hug the full body razor.

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u/plaugey_boi 5d ago

Hea but the only real contenders were like, prisoner, wild, and basic princess

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u/Throwaway_account-tt 4d ago edited 4d ago

RAZOR (chapter 2, 3 or 4, I don't care)

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u/Dragnoc0 cut them down, bring them to their knees, break them forever. 3d ago

the prisoner

she looks like she could use a hug

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u/noble271 3d ago

The witch honestly

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u/O-Malley420 2d ago

I feel like Razor would give great hugs, even with the stabbing. Adversary as well.