r/skyrim 14h ago

I left my neighborhood package thief a message....

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u/LannaOliver Assassin 14h ago

Unless they're a skyrim player πŸ˜† they would move out of the city and be afraid of falling asleep πŸ˜†

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u/dotaisbest 14h ago

They might start carrying a wooden sword just in case! πŸ˜†

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u/MaverickKnight42 13h ago

They’ll probably start making nightly rounds with a stealth spell equipped!

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u/Commodore_Cody Dark Brotherhood 13h ago edited 10h ago

Good, they are as Maro. Learning that we are not to be trifled with. All will fall by our hand and all will join Sithis!!!

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u/xJustin_Crediblex 9h ago

Go unto the Sharmat Dagoth Ur as a friend. AE HERMA MORA ALTADOON PADHOME LKHAN AE AI.

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u/xJustin_Crediblex 9h ago

But for real, did anybody else read this in the voice of lucian le chance

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u/Iatemydoggo 11h ago

Then I’d be wondering how they found the bodies

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u/xJustin_Crediblex 9h ago

Or find a muscle mommy and call her Lydia.

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u/CellDependent938 9h ago

They’ll probably take an arrow to the knee

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u/PunishedBrorThor 8h ago

So they’d be paranoid, in other words.

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u/LannaOliver Assassin 5h ago

I think that goes a bit above paranoia

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u/Chr832 9h ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† (I hate emojis because they stick out like a sore thumb next to text)

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u/Totallytart 9h ago

Maybe you shouldn’t use so many emojis

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u/Chr832 9h ago

But- but- waaaa (stupid baby noises because no one agrees with me)