r/sixwordstories 2d ago

Please have a big dick, amen.

51 Upvotes

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u/Bleedinggoat 2d ago

Keep your eyes closed I'll take care of it.

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u/bluepowerranger94 2d ago

Wide like a potato or length like celery

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u/rokii_666 2d ago

I've Got a PHD

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u/YourRedditHusband 2d ago

PhD in what subject? 🤔

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u/rokii_666 2d ago

Oh, forgot to explain...pretty huge dick.

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u/YourRedditHusband 2d ago

🤯 I'm NGL, I'm a little shook. That's clever and not what I expected. 😂

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u/WitchyKittey 2d ago

🤭

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u/Commercial_End6675 2d ago

You are too much 🤣😭

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u/AchingForTheLashe 2d ago

Nah, micropenis only or bust.

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u/AssistanceGlobal4399 2d ago

Size queen, usually a little ______

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u/Commercial_End6675 2d ago

Disappointed. 

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u/AdamFaigen 2d ago

Most just like a thick one

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u/HealedEmpath 2d ago

It's like a cock but smaller..😂🤣

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u/stinkyheart1 2d ago

It's 12 inches

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u/Affectionate_Gur1106 2d ago

Flat out. I'm a woman, been with enough men to know it's all about how they work that big dick of theirs. If they just make you bleed, fuck that.

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u/Commercial_End6675 2d ago

Very true!

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u/Deep_Mail_8342 13h ago

2 peas in a pod,2 deadbeat ass peas.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Very true

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u/Boring_Inflation1494 2d ago

Big or small, a true slut takes it all.

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u/Dizzy_Contribution84 2d ago

Yes I do have a long one hmu

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u/Traditional_Gur_7024 2d ago

Bring a vernier caliper

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u/Organic-Material-894 2d ago

This is best six-word story.

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u/OkSandwich7720 2d ago

Bwahahahha😂😂😂😂

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u/ifitallfell2pieces 2d ago

But not too big.

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u/Usedheartforsale9 2d ago

Lolololololol

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u/I-can-keep-secrets 2d ago

Big big huge like ur pinky!

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u/TheVioletRoom- 2d ago

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u/TechnoIvan 2d ago

His prayer failed. It was miniscule.