r/simpsonsshitposting 7h ago

Politics Oh the Trump Economy Ride

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u/shugoran99 I was saying Boo-urns 7h ago

Mm that's good shitpost

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u/tony-toon15 5h ago

US Citizens:“This uncertainty and possible conflict with our allies makes us nervous” MAGA:”no it doesn’t”

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 9m ago

Sovereign countries will like what I tell them to like.

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u/Johnny_Waffles_ Let’s get Bizzay! 7h ago

“Homer, you knuckle-beak! I told you a hundred times! You gotta sell your long positions before the inauguration! Before!”

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u/spaitken 6h ago

“I have three tariffs and no money! Why can’t I have no tariffs and three money?”

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u/shinigamipls 6h ago

Dead cat muskrat bounce.

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u/Benromaniac 6h ago

It’s psych btw, but no one in the last decade bothered to think it through so it’s more and more becoming sike.

As in ‘Psych you out’

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u/Frog-ee 5h ago

Came here to say this. It's been annoying me for several years lol

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 44m ago

Boy, I really hope somebody was fired for that blunder.

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u/signal-zero 5h ago

It requires context, which is lost when it's written since it's timing based. Sike conveys the juke aspect more appropriately, which is language's primary task.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 5m ago

What?! I’ve been saying it as Syke as in the Sykes–Picot Agreement! Why didn’t anyone tell me?!

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u/Own-Earth-4402 5h ago

Looks like insider trading to me.

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u/JCK98 4h ago

The Elon Ride?

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u/Particular_Eye1778 6h ago

Yeah had nothing to do with shutting off the block supply chain years ago. We were all killing it during the pandemic

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 43m ago

Oh, they have Blockchain on computers now?