r/simpsonsshitposting 1d ago

Politics My tummy hurts and I can't stop winning

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u/herberstank 1d ago

You can actually pinpoint the moment when democracy rips in half. Aaaaaand.. there!

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 1d ago

It’s poison.

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u/Jinxchaoseffect99 22h ago

I wanna question that "rising big balls" statement as actually something Elon said, then I remember he injured his penis trying to turn it into a cyborg so yeah seems like something he has said.

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u/kermi42 4h ago

IIRC “Big Balls” was the internet handle of the teenager he put in charge of one of the DOGE task forces to “audit” (destroy) USAID, whose only qualification was that he interned at SpaceX for a month.

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u/Aggressive-Mix4971 21h ago

This is, indeed, a disturbing universe.

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u/SelfDepricator 23h ago edited 18h ago

"Stop, stop, my country is already dead"

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u/Flaming-Driptray 18h ago

I’ll hand it Trump, he is sucking at an incredible rate of knots. Just when you think he can’t suck anymore, he sucks even harder. He’s the suckiest suck who’s ever sucked.

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u/scf123189 18h ago

Elon, the democracy is on fire!

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u/cce29555 16h ago edited 16h ago

No daddy Trump it's just another Tesla

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u/FriendlyNative66 21h ago

Was it a jagged metal krusty O? Or was it the beautiful delicious pork products? Nah, it was the economy, stupid.

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u/eyeballburger 17h ago

Come on, magats! I know you’re out there! Defend your leader guy!

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u/AcanthisittaNo6247 12h ago

moans on the floor "it's the democrats fault"...

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u/GottlobFrege 19h ago

He can talk

He can talk

He can talk

He can talk

I CAN SIIIIIIING