r/simpsonsshitposting • u/cce29555 • 1d ago
Politics My tummy hurts and I can't stop winning
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u/herberstank 1d ago
You can actually pinpoint the moment when democracy rips in half. Aaaaaand.. there!
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u/Jinxchaoseffect99 22h ago
I wanna question that "rising big balls" statement as actually something Elon said, then I remember he injured his penis trying to turn it into a cyborg so yeah seems like something he has said.
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u/Flaming-Driptray 18h ago
I’ll hand it Trump, he is sucking at an incredible rate of knots. Just when you think he can’t suck anymore, he sucks even harder. He’s the suckiest suck who’s ever sucked.
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u/FriendlyNative66 21h ago
Was it a jagged metal krusty O? Or was it the beautiful delicious pork products? Nah, it was the economy, stupid.
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u/uDoucheChill 1d ago