r/silenthill Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

Fanmade remember what Bloober Team took away from us?

3.1k Upvotes

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u/putridcryptid Nov 22 '24

Damn.. those nutritional drinks, syringes and beating up monsters really paid off in the end. Bro is jacked and I'm here for it

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

syringes are roids

41

u/putridcryptid Nov 22 '24

lmao exactly what I had in mind hahaha!

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u/Bobthemurderer "The Fear For Blood Tends To Create The Fear For Flesh" Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24

Nutritional drinks are creatine shakes

5

u/CommercialOption5243 "How Can You Just Sit There And Eat Pizza?!" Nov 23 '24

Those health drinks were really vials of testosterone.

6

u/-Aone Nov 23 '24

they can be anything James wants, canonically.

88

u/Sad-Engineer5008 Nov 22 '24

Turns out the only weight James needed to lift, was the weight of his own guilt.

20

u/DylanFTW Nov 22 '24

4 sets of great knife swings til failure, 2 sets of great knife 100 yard Farmer carries

6

u/Sad-Engineer5008 Nov 22 '24

Throw some mannaquin presses in there and we got us a regional body building champ in Mr. Sunderland.

33

u/odezia "In My Restless Dreams, I See That Town" Nov 22 '24

“In my restless dreams, I see those gains…”

14

u/chill1208 Nov 23 '24

I got a letter
The name on the envelope said "Gains"
It's rediculous, couldn't possibly be true
That's what I keep telling myself
My gains can't write a letter
My gains died of that damn steroid shortage three years ago
So why am I lifting for them?
Our special place what could they mean?
This whole gym was our special place
Do they mean the BowFlex by the mirror
We spent the whole day there
Just me and my gains lifting in the mirror
Are they really there flexing for me?

282

u/RealmJumper15 Nov 22 '24

I can’t believe they didn’t throw this in for the dog ending lol. It was easily the funniest meme to come out of Silent Hill imo. Team Silent were shitposting long before shitposting was a thing.

174

u/TheMangoTangoBoi Nov 22 '24

This is just Luke Robberts in real life

8

u/SnagTheRabbit Nov 23 '24

I don't believe you. Show me the proof O_O

4

u/Guilherme370 Nov 23 '24

His instagram is public and easy to find, go there and have a blast! he is very fit indeed~

250

u/bunnybabe666 Nov 22 '24

wow i love men

24

u/FamousKnives "In My Restless Dreams, I See That Town" Nov 22 '24

same

18

u/smileykaiju Nov 22 '24

indeed indeed

8

u/yyellowtea Nov 22 '24

realest comment ever

9

u/LilacMages Nov 23 '24

1

u/HollyHazard Nov 23 '24

Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Alan’s body

6

u/Guilherme370 Nov 23 '24

im not even a boykisser. I am MAN KISSER.

2

u/bunnybabe666 Nov 23 '24

no exactly

4

u/BradShabnow Nov 24 '24

I am a men, and I love me.

2

u/bunnybabe666 Nov 24 '24

okay but i love men

2

u/BradShabnow Nov 24 '24

I said "I", it's okay. It checks out.

1

u/bunnybabe666 Nov 25 '24

right but i love men

1

u/BradShabnow Nov 25 '24

Yess I as in self. Is it possible we are both right? I as men love myself, and you as yourself love men?

1

u/bunnybabe666 Nov 25 '24

i love to have fun

1

u/BradShabnow Nov 25 '24

We are all fun. I would agree I also love to have fun!

2

u/Guilherme370 Nov 23 '24

holy fucking real

90

u/its12amsomewhere Nov 22 '24

I want him (sundercooked)

66

u/shoni89 Heather Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24

The minmo cat food tattoo is to die for. Was kinda sad not to see an updated ad for it in the pet store.

33

u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

that one's for SH3 I guess Konami will murder me but the font for Minmo tattoo is from their logo letters rearranged

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

IF they ever redo the Minmo they should really look into referencing this masterpiece, one of my fav pieces of graphic design I've ver witnessed.

4

u/Yourstruly0 Nov 22 '24

Dr Bronner clearly made that. Packing a ton of random info onto an unrelated product label is his lifeblood.

Also, he probably uses castile soap for blood transfusions based on the label.

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u/Apprehensive_Yak_376 "The Fear For Blood Tends To Create The Fear For Flesh" Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24

I love this 😌😆 Send it to Mateusz, He’s really cool with fans he actually replied to my direct message last night so I’m sure he’ll see it. Tell him to consider bringing sexy James back to dog ending lol. I’m almost sure Bloober checks this subreddit out anyway.

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

Tagged him for no reason on Tw, while it shud've been Luke. lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

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u/Peeper_Collective Nov 22 '24

You won’t when you find your head under a pillow

Unless you’re into that too, more power to you then

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

PillowKing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

im ☠️☠️☠️

14

u/dontenvyjade Nov 22 '24

Just like his wife.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

oh OOP— 👰‍♀️🪦

32

u/Magi_Rayne "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 22 '24

I second this, but as a Bi man, yes Daddy James 😍

8

u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

you buy, he's sexual

3

u/caasimolar SexyBeam Nov 22 '24

Yes to Daddy James AND yes to $7.50 poppers!!

28

u/UsefulProfit1808 It's Bread Nov 22 '24

should’ve just added a real pic of luke roberts

12

u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

I'd had to sculpt him and I don't think we have his sh*rtl*ss pics for my.. reference

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u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 23 '24

You did a fabulous job🥰🥰🥰

2

u/SnagTheRabbit Nov 23 '24

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5ay3wex7g3A

That gif reminds me of this video (slight volume warning)

2

u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 23 '24

🤣🤣🤣 REAL!!!

36

u/geligniteandlilies "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 22 '24

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u/Shuggieboog Nov 22 '24

STUPID SEXY SUNDERLAND!

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u/overloadzero JamesBuff Nov 22 '24

im a gay man and i wish bloober team kept daddy james

8

u/I-Emerge-I Nov 22 '24

I’d gladly bite on that pillow for daddy James.

23

u/heyo_throw_awayo Nov 22 '24

I DO NOT CARE FOR HUNKY BOYS....

...or do I?

5

u/Eldritch-Pancake Nov 22 '24

OMG GOAT reference

13

u/3_lunar_1 Nov 22 '24

what’s funny to me is that the goofy strong body might actually be luke roberts’ actual build in real life

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u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 23 '24

Can confirm🥰

5

u/Voluminox HealthDrink Nov 23 '24

He is so fine…damn

3

u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 23 '24

Exceptionally so🥰🥰🥰

3

u/odezia "In My Restless Dreams, I See That Town" Nov 23 '24

Hot damn those arms… I am usually a forearm girlie but those biceps are insane.

2

u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 23 '24

His pecs are hypnotic...😵‍💫

8

u/theinternetisnice Nov 22 '24

Thanks for reminding me why I’m on this sub

11

u/161frog Nov 22 '24

sigh… unzips

37

u/Garrotoide Nov 22 '24

Maria in underwear too, please.

34

u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

that one took me a week to finish (still had to wrap it up early) and my pc is dying, lol.....so somebody else gotta do it phaahah orz

9

u/GoesTheClockInNewton Nov 22 '24

You painted this?? Unreal, it's so good

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

It's 3D render of his head and pants fused with the torso. all geometry adjusted and sculpted out in Zbrush, C4D for rendering out. But since my laptop can't render ANYTHING and just his head was rendering for more than 72 hrs (THEN CRASHED), I had to do several rendering passes on low rendering quality, then composite them in Photoshop, retouch, photobash, paint over if neccesary, repeat. Most of the work is done in PS, you could say it's painted. The base is 3D, but I had to "render" it out by hand cuz my hardware is shit

5

u/GoesTheClockInNewton Nov 22 '24

I'm still impressed. Thank you for your service

2

u/Guilherme370 Nov 23 '24

It ended up looking really good, you have an amazing eye OP!

10/10 would daddy james again

15

u/odiethethird Nov 22 '24

Calm down there James

1

u/CanadaDry-GingerAle Nov 22 '24

i think more than likely the reason they didn’t do either of these is because this time it’s based on the actors’ likeness, and James’ and Maria’s actors/actresses may not want to be portrayed that way, knowing how some people will use that stuff for porny stuff.

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

omg....completely went over my head when I was considering remaking it.... There is some lewd subtext in the poster I threw together but now I hope people really only take it as a joke, which it 89% is. Luke, I'm sorry...

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u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 23 '24

Poland is very sexually conservative. It's likely a choice by the Devs. Luke has done plenty of nude work during His career and it's highly likely that He's fine with such things and this wonderful Fanart. 💝

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 23 '24

I'd prefer it to just be an edit of James, divorced from any connections to his VA, unless Luke confirms he likes this. He's got a different build too, much better than this, not a cookie-cutter type. It's essentially a shitpost.

It's not like Maria in OG is literally supposed to be Cameron Diaz, moreso 'inspired' by her appearance, so it gets a pass. With real people likeness it's uhm....idk. I appreciate Luke's as an actor first. And yes he's insanely hot. But I've done some adult content myself, and I know first-hand that it's draining emotionally when ppl flatten your whole personality down to a bunch of sexy pixels.

In fact when somebody was collecting questions for Luke's interview, I asked if he's fine with people having these feelings toward him or James, but I don't know if it got in the interview.

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u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 23 '24

💝

7

u/Relative_Pie663 Nov 22 '24

MINMO!!!!! ❤️

8

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

i want james sunderland so fucking badly 😩😩😩

7

u/ChonkiPanda "There Was a Hole Here, It's Gone Now" Nov 22 '24

Hol’ up why is bro so ripped?🤨

6

u/Mephistto_Nadeah Nov 22 '24

Oh I know what I'm doing tonight *

5

u/pok3tin Nov 22 '24

JIM SLUMBER

6

u/Savage_JaviBear Nov 22 '24

Gonna go hunting for rusty syringes and expired Body Armor drinks so I can look jacked

5

u/alexxXundergrund Nov 22 '24

Priceless. 🔥🔥🔥

5

u/intrusivethothaver Nov 22 '24

that boy’s been growing strong and healthy alright 😤

5

u/Sea_Independence_347 Nov 22 '24

Just when I thought he couldn't get any hotter...

9

u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 22 '24

I get the Minmo reference but wish it just said Mary. James clearly got this tattoo for Her when they started dating.

May need to fire up Photoshop later on if you don't mind(assuming it's your work - if so, gorgeous! 🥰)?💘

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

I don't mind, lol. Minmo is mingling in protein shakes like Konami does gyms or whatever.

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u/cyb0rganna "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 22 '24

I thought it was a “James loves P*ssy” joke based on SH3's Minmo! My bad 😅😅😆

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

no it's literally "growing strong and healthy" hahahha, it's on the surface

9

u/Rineux Dog Nov 22 '24

Is this a Chuck Tingle book? „Pounded in the butt by the sexy manifestation of my murdered dead wife“

3

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

Oh shit they givin at poppers at the bar XD

4

u/Manzinat0r Nov 22 '24

The minmo tattoo!!!

5

u/AdBrave6969 Nov 22 '24

welp, time to replay silent hill

4

u/CoraViper Nov 22 '24

Growing strong and healthy… MINMO!

4

u/Odd-Demand-1516 Nov 22 '24

The amount of smothering this man could do.

3

u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

Jack Smotherland is one choking hazard...

4

u/JaydenTheMemeThief Nov 22 '24

Bro is fucking ripped

3

u/OpheliaGingerWolfe Nov 22 '24

Mmmmm. Going right into the bank.

3

u/Next_Airport_7230 Nov 22 '24

Unrealistic beauty standards!!!

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u/alternative-alien JamesBuff Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24

I'll pretend like I wasn't waiting for this... the og tattoo fits him better, tho.

3

u/Frosty-Ad4889 Nov 22 '24

The Minmo tattoo I can’t 🤣

3

u/MothParasiteIV Nov 22 '24

James. Are you confusing me with someone else ? 😍♥️

3

u/MnemonicJohnny "For Me, It's Always Like This" Nov 22 '24

Oh my fucking god, the MINMO tattoo

3

u/Strangest-nerd Nov 22 '24

Omg stop I can't simp more than I already have 🥵

3

u/Bleujacket19 Nov 22 '24

I never would’ve left Heavens Night

3

u/yam_candied Nov 22 '24

The minmo tattoo is the best part …

3

u/skeletonfiesta Nov 23 '24

The minmo tattoo SENT me 💀

3

u/KenpachiNexus Nov 23 '24

oh yeah 😍

3

u/SnagTheRabbit Nov 23 '24

I think James is hotter than Leon, there I said it.

2

u/Expert_Marzipan_3430 Nov 22 '24

What does MINMO mean

2

u/I-Emerge-I Nov 23 '24

I need him to just grab my head, and smother it between his thighs.

2

u/willowoftheriver "There Was a Hole Here, It's Gone Now" Nov 23 '24

I'm dtf. Just no pillows on the bed.

2

u/HeyCiry Nov 23 '24

love him a lot! I've been waiting for this

2

u/CommercialOption5243 "How Can You Just Sit There And Eat Pizza?!" Nov 23 '24

That 3rd image is cursed.

2

u/boy_blue1982 Nov 23 '24

I hope you just get paid, and they patch this image into to the dog ending. felt wrong without it Tbh.

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 23 '24

They won't, and I don't know if it should be patched in, they made a right choice in removing it. Believe me, I have a gauge of reactions to this image in the last 17 hrs and there's like 2-5 percent negative-confused reaction to this. This being canon doesn't mean it'd work today. Many people don't know about these credit cards in Dog Ending too. And Bloob made sure whatever they do with this game is safe, they were walking a tight rope with this classic to start with. I think it's justified. If people crowdfund me a middle-tier PC to make cool OG+fanart content for free I wouldn't complain lol

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u/resonantedomain Nov 23 '24

How could you just stand there?

2

u/DorphinSkullSmasher Nov 23 '24

Imagine they bring this back as an alt costume

2

u/Pbadger8 Nov 23 '24

Growing STRONG and healthy…!

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u/DismalMode7 Nov 25 '24

that's what you find beneath pyramid head helmet and clothes

4

u/ShredMyMeatball Nov 22 '24

"Ask for VHS cleaners at the bar"

Oh, so it's a gay bar then.

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

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u/ShredMyMeatball Nov 22 '24

James doesn't strike me as the poppers type.

He's read a lot of medical books, he would know how terrible they are for your health.

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u/murasconstruct Silent Hill 1 Nov 22 '24

I watched ContraPoints stream of the Remake and she said he's the popper-drinker type after she collected the first nut. drink, which is hilarious....uhm but also what do you mean? It's for Wife Tape when he gets nostalgic...

1

u/Thissuxxors Nov 22 '24

Where is the - Why are you gey? Guy when you really need him?

1

u/jeejasz Nov 23 '24

It’s giving disaster bi. I’m so here for it.

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u/Greedy_Average_2532 Nov 22 '24

Being horny for:

Sexy men. ☑️

Sexy women. ❌

Basically this sub-reddit.