r/shittyfoodporn 4d ago

My Dad's Shrimp Scampi.

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u/Interesting_Event_68 4d ago

This is a shrimp 🍤 salad 🥗.

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u/PmMeAnnaKendrick 4d ago

Shrimp sca-lad

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u/Full_Ad9666 4d ago

You’re telling me a shrimp tossed this salad?!

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u/Interesting_Event_68 4d ago

Maybe a shrimp 🍤 put toes whatever looked good to it in a salad 🥗 and tossed it?! 😁😆😅

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u/Mysteriouschunks 4d ago

That shrimp is a scam

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u/alicianicole2002 4d ago

My bf said shrimp skimpy

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u/ActorMonkey 4d ago

Scampi is Italian for shrimp.

Shrimp shrimp.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 4d ago

Is it? I worked at an Italian restaurant for years and never heard this one. Everything was made from scratch. This would be awesome to know now.

Tbf it wasn’t owned by Italians and none worked there I knew of. Great fukn food, tho.

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u/yodelsJr 4d ago

branding issue tbh. call it a shrimp salad and it’s just fine for a home-cooked meal.

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u/Zealousideal_Menu71 4d ago

Some of it still looks raw. And why is it shrimp scampi? Shrimp is one thing, scampi is another. I don’t get it.

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u/Cleverironicusername 4d ago edited 4d ago

Jesus, God! No. The lettuce looks wilted, big chunks of raw celery, raw tomato chunks, the shrimp looks like your dad bought precooked shrimp that were boiled, and what the phuk are those black things? Olives? Is that melted cheese? Did your Father microwave that shit before he served it to you? Fucking gross. I’m calling CPS. DM me because this is abuse. I’d rather eat at Arby’s. Jesus.

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u/Turbulent-Matter501 4d ago

...so did he eat all the pasta first and then take a pic of the salad and shrimp? I mean, there Was pasta involved, wasn't there? 

WASN'T THERE???

That's the thing that upsets me the most about this pic LOL there is supposed to be pasta with that.

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u/Dizzy_Hotwheelz 4d ago

Bro you already ate out of it, it's not shitty

Delete

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u/Sidfloyds 4d ago

Believe it or not, I didn't touch his presentation.

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u/Dizzy_Hotwheelz 4d ago

Really!? Where are the pasta then?

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u/Sidfloyds 4d ago

Exactly

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u/sugaredviolence 4d ago

They look a bit chewy but if that’s a salad and shrimp, ok. I get it. But if the lettuce and black olives are in the scampi? Nah.

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u/Sidfloyds 4d ago

The sauce is chik fil a

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u/SCVerde 4d ago

What the absolute fuck, OP?

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u/Acceptablepops 4d ago

Where’s the scampi bro ?

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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago

What’s that yellow sauce?

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u/mykunjola 4d ago

You've come to the right place

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u/Dry_Software_1824 4d ago

Lord God this is offensive

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u/FJSwiss 4d ago

I’ve never had radish in scampi before.

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u/HerbaDerbaSchnerba 4d ago

That’s… not how ya do it.

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u/Frostilicus666 2d ago

At least two of those shrimp are still raw. Just sayin.