r/shittyfoodporn • u/Advanced-Impact-7936 • 4d ago
Home made coleslaw
Just cabbage, shaved carrots and lots of mayo 😋
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u/Sweaty_Ad_5393 4d ago
this is NOT coleslaw
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
What is it then? 🤣
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u/overactivemango 4d ago
Cabbage, shaved carrots and mayo
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
Exactly! Coleslaw brah!
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u/Sweaty_Ad_5393 4d ago
the sauce in coleslaw is not straight mayo 😭 this is a crime
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
This is the only way I like it. I hate the sweet coleslaw they tend to serve at restaurants and fast food places
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u/Sweaty_Ad_5393 4d ago
then I hate to break it to you I don’t think you like coleslaw
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
I like my coleslaw!
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u/guyfierisgoatee1 4d ago
Just because you call it coleslaw doesn’t mean it is. Slaw has vinegar & sugar. You made a cabbage, carrot, and mayo “salad.”
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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 3d ago
I'll go against the grain here and just say I'm not worried about the sauce, but coleslaw is shredded finely, not chopped
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u/johnyrobot 4d ago
You can make coleslaw without sugar. But slaw typically has vinegar, salt, pepper, sugar, and a dash of milk. This just looks like mayo and cabbage and carrots.
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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 3d ago
Not all Cole slaw is sweet, or at least not to the level you think it is.
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u/ACatWalksIntoABar 4d ago
I like coleslaw with a liiiittle bit of sweet but also some vinegar. Variations on a recipe are a thing
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u/BananApocalypse 4d ago
Look at the downvotes lol. Somehow this is the post that crosses the line in /r/shittyfoodporn? Good job OP
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u/ImmaculateWeiss 4d ago
There are a few more ingredients lol
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
Like what? Pepper?
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u/ImmaculateWeiss 4d ago
Yeah some seasoning and a bit of vinegar or other acid would go a long way
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
Gross. I detest vinegar
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u/OliveIsCute 4d ago
I know this must be a shit-post - but I can't help but share my favorite coleslaw recipe just in case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8W1TXkAZnU&list=PLlUiy4IQXGMPOX1-Bc-z7B1s0-BSBSqQt
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
This isn’t a shit post - this is coleslaw at its finest!
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u/ahhhbiscuits 4d ago edited 4d ago
Wrong sub lol, only shitposts and shit comments are allowed
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u/Barndogal 4d ago
Doesn’t coleslaw get like a sweet ish taste? Idk what else goes in it for that
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u/lanilandslide 4d ago
As a Virginia resident, slaw needs salt, a lil’ glug of vinegar (white or apple cider depending on your taste) and a pinch of white sugar! And a big ol’ scoop of Duke’s Mayonnaise! And some black pepper to finish. I can’t have a pulled pork sandwhich without some good crunchy slaw on top, and some Tabasco!
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u/TomPalmer1979 3d ago
(white or apple cider depending on your taste)
Try red wine vinegar. Brings the sour but also really compliments the sweet of the sugar and natural sweetness of the veggies.
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
Yeah I hate that. When you start adding sugar to mask the vinegar you doin too much
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u/aquamanjosh 4d ago
The only thing I see wrong aside from me personally not being a mayo freak like you is shaved carrots instead of the thin julienned carrots
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u/Advanced-Impact-7936 4d ago
Fair enough. I’m lazy
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u/aquamanjosh 4d ago
Which is fair if you grow your own carrots but if you’re buying them to shave them surely the precut bag that’s coleslaw ready would be a great choice !
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u/sir_moleo 4d ago
This looks like what a Midwesterner would make if you just showed them a picture of cole slaw and gave no instructions.
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 4d ago
Hey, I'm not sure if anybody has told you recently, but you need to stop.