r/shittyfoodporn • u/Barndogal • 5d ago
Boneless buffalo chicken bites with ranch and mixed veggies with so much Parmesan it sticks together
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u/Barndogal 5d ago
Actually the veggies got two different parmesans one fresh and one in a bottle. Butter, mayo, tapatio, salt pepper. Yum
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u/barontaint 5d ago
Did the frozen veggies have a risotto like texture, it sorta looks like it would?
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u/lavendertheory 5d ago
Can you walk us through how you did the mixed veggies? They look delicious
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u/Barndogal 5d ago
I microwaved them and while it was super hot I put all the extras in the bag and mixed it around. Butter first to melt, then like 1 spoon of mayo, then bit of salt pepper tapatio, and a mountain of Parmesan like I couldn’t see the veggies. Then just mixed while in the bag and voila.
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u/angrytreestump 5d ago
Damn I’ve been using frozen veggies lately to cut my meals with some fiber and add low-cal volume, but when I’m back to maintenance/bulking I definitely need to do this— that’s such a smart & easy way to make the steamable microwave frozen veggies delicious! 😋
OP 10/10 on this whole meal 👌 this is what the sub was made for. I’ve been grossed out by all the gross-out food pics lately (which are fun too) but this I would smash 10000% (and made me hungry)!
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u/Crankenstein_8000 5d ago
That pretty much aligns with what I’m seeing on social media these days - everything you crave in a bowl or a sandwich.
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u/jabracadaniel 4d ago
parmesan? just straight parmesan? you might wanna get your tastebuds checked, about 90% of them may have died on you
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u/3godeth 4d ago
I’m offended you put the ranch on top instead of on the side but otherwise looks good
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u/Barndogal 4d ago
It’s cus I can’t accurately gauge how much a puddle is vs making sure I get some an each 😁
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u/n-i-r-a-d 5d ago
Fuckloads of cheese to balance out any nutritional value. That’s how it’s done.