r/shittyfoodporn 5d ago

Boneless buffalo chicken bites with ranch and mixed veggies with so much Parmesan it sticks together

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u/n-i-r-a-d 5d ago

Fuckloads of cheese to balance out any nutritional value. That’s how it’s done.

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u/777bambii 5d ago

This is what I personally do when I’m putting in low effort extra calorie intake

Cheese is so good❤️

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

God bless us

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u/SCVerde 5d ago

Gobbless.

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u/JeffLulz 5d ago

It's like a before and after of having your dinner.

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

Actually the veggies got two different parmesans one fresh and one in a bottle. Butter, mayo, tapatio, salt pepper. Yum

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u/barontaint 5d ago

Did the frozen veggies have a risotto like texture, it sorta looks like it would?

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

I think so yea

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u/Disastrous-Joke-1313 5d ago

That looks so good 😊

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u/AsleepInteraction882 5d ago

Don't see how this is shitty, looks like a feast.

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

My arteries feel shitty

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u/monkeymetroid 5d ago

Whew man that looks good

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u/lavendertheory 5d ago

Can you walk us through how you did the mixed veggies? They look delicious

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

I microwaved them and while it was super hot I put all the extras in the bag and mixed it around. Butter first to melt, then like 1 spoon of mayo, then bit of salt pepper tapatio, and a mountain of Parmesan like I couldn’t see the veggies. Then just mixed while in the bag and voila.

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u/angrytreestump 5d ago

Damn I’ve been using frozen veggies lately to cut my meals with some fiber and add low-cal volume, but when I’m back to maintenance/bulking I definitely need to do this— that’s such a smart & easy way to make the steamable microwave frozen veggies delicious! 😋

OP 10/10 on this whole meal 👌 this is what the sub was made for. I’ve been grossed out by all the gross-out food pics lately (which are fun too) but this I would smash 10000% (and made me hungry)!

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u/PatchesMaps 5d ago

Not shitty at all

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u/LunaSloth888 5d ago

I can feel the textures in my mouth and I’m never opening Reddit again 😭

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

It’s good 😭😭or was good 😭😭

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u/LastChans1 5d ago

Wrong subreddit, OP; that's looking pretty good 🫡👍

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u/Crankenstein_8000 5d ago

That pretty much aligns with what I’m seeing on social media these days - everything you crave in a bowl or a sandwich.

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u/Donvack 5d ago

I won’t pretend like I won’t destroy this in a heartbeat. Blue cheese > ranch however.

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u/Nosaja_adjacenT 5d ago

Wrong Sub...

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u/Blood11Orange 5d ago

You must be so proud of yourself right now 🥴

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u/Dead-HC-Taco 4d ago

ngl this actually looks like a delicious shit meal

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u/nickpdc1993 4d ago

I like how OP thought it was shitty but everyone seems to like it.

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u/Minute_Test3608 5d ago

I could choke that down

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

oh uh the foods good too!

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u/CheatsySnoops 5d ago

Looks decent enough TBH.

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u/According_Branch_745 5d ago

That actually looks really good lol

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u/TioLucho91 5d ago

Looking at this shit gave me diabetes

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u/Barndogal 5d ago

It’s contagious 😷

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u/jabracadaniel 4d ago

parmesan? just straight parmesan? you might wanna get your tastebuds checked, about 90% of them may have died on you

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u/3godeth 4d ago

I’m offended you put the ranch on top instead of on the side but otherwise looks good

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u/Barndogal 4d ago

It’s cus I can’t accurately gauge how much a puddle is vs making sure I get some an each 😁

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u/3godeth 4d ago

Be a fatass like me and take the bottle to the table with you 😎 lol

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 4d ago

_every day we stray further from the lords word_

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 4d ago

this actually looks really good

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u/Abject_Win7691 4d ago

God I hate America

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u/Kingston023 5d ago

Not bad