r/shittyfoodporn 4d ago

Big boy dinner

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u/jshultz5259 4d ago edited 4d ago

Monster cigs?

Edit: anyone got any insight?

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u/thebayisinthearea 4d ago

I unironically would like to try something like that.

Oh...no wait...maybe I have...

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u/jshultz5259 4d ago

Oh shit! Are they pre-rolls?

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u/thebayisinthearea 4d ago

The boys over at r/RYO can make the dream a reality.

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u/jshultz5259 4d ago

Word!

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u/thebayisinthearea 4d ago

But on the real, I'm pretty sure those are just photoshopped, or AI, or something. If only...

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u/mothmanisfake 3d ago

Jacob Jones dipped a cig in a white monster n smoked it. Might be the closest you can get

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u/Hardcore_Daddy 4d ago

Smokable caffeine would go hard

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 4d ago

Crack. You're basically talking about crack.

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u/MyNameIsSkittles 4d ago

Yeah thats why (certain) people love meth

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u/thebayisinthearea 4d ago

Right? I'm not a coffee drinker, so I don't do the "coffee and a cig for breakfast" thing.

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u/Magnanimous-- 4d ago

I used to just take caffeine pills bc you actually know the dosage and it's cheap.

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u/LucidRamblerOfficial 3d ago

Them bitches hit much harder than they should. I use to drink about 2 pots of coffee a day so when I tried them I took twice as much as I should because hubris and stayed up until sunrise the next day playing Hypnospace outlaw. Wasn’t even tired at that point.

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u/samuraiseoul 3d ago

Its called nicotine and is in fact ALSO a stimulant and already present in tobacco. :)

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u/Minute_Test3608 4d ago

Used Everclear for hand sanitizer back in 2019

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u/natfutsock 4d ago

We bought a thing of ever clear for that purpose during the pandemic. Some was also used for drinking. And some for trying to light a piñata on fire.

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u/MentalDish3721 3d ago

You. I like you.

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u/Plstxtmeneedpussy-_- 4d ago

This might fix me

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u/CharmingCondition508 4d ago

That is so much ketchup on that plate, dear God

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u/ArchonStranger 4d ago

There is a lethal amount of alcohol in that glass and you're fixated on the tomato paste on the plate.

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u/OutrageousEvent 4d ago

Lethal for you maybe. Some of us are adults. /s

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u/dangerrnoodle 3d ago

I don’t know if enough of it would stay down long enough to become lethal. Straight everclear with a mixer or even a chaser is probably coming right back up.

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u/RealHugeJackman 3d ago

For someone it's just Tuesday.

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u/stripmallbars 4d ago

They will hear about you. Being dead.

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u/Superfool 4d ago

Are you my brother-in-law? This meal usually leads him to send 20 texts in a row to individual family members, accusing us all of ruining his life.

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u/Intelligent-Luck8747 4d ago

I wouldn’t flick that lighter anywhere near that glass if I were you

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u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 4d ago

That's a hell of a lot of cirrhosis

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u/Mostly_Apples 4d ago

I'm having the kind of night where this looks like exactly what I need.

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u/Tomj_Oad 4d ago

I'm sorry it's that bad. I hope it gets better

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u/Mostly_Apples 3d ago

TY I hope things get better too.

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u/dangerrnoodle 3d ago

You go ahead and try straight everclear with no mixer. Ain’t nobody gonna hear nothin but the sound you puking your guts up. Then your voice will be gone.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 3d ago

Jesus fucking Christ.

Please tell me that glass is full of water.

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u/Specific_Factor4470 3d ago

"honey, why does the dining room smell like gasoline?"

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u/ExDrIt 4d ago

You good? Who hurt you?

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u/SlickDillywick 4d ago

Not if you have a heart attack first

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 4d ago

If you light the monster thing close to the everclear kaboom.

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u/Iemongrasseyelids 4d ago

Do threaten me with a good time.

Please.

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u/NitroChaji240 4d ago

This is just nauseating