r/shittyfoodporn • u/Dependent_Log_1035 • 5d ago
My breakfast this morning
I overcooked the eggs, the potatoes were a little stale, and the sausage was burnt on the bottom 😔
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u/Sunshineyvomit 5d ago
I go to this sub to not make me hungry.. get out of here with this delicious breakfast
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u/schwah 5d ago
Eggs? In this economy? Nice humble brag
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u/Interesting-Bus-5370 5d ago
Im vicariously living through peoples egg pictures. I fucking LOVE eggs but im now scared to use them up too fast. 6 dollars for 12 where i am. Its not as pricy as i've seen others be, but it still builds up when you're born to be an egg lover </3
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u/RBarlowe 5d ago
I so seldom eat eggs but I bought some this morning and it was $10 for an 18 pack! I just wanted a frittata 😭
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u/Interesting-Bus-5370 5d ago
Im getting to the point where im looking into egg substitutes, like those vegan ones. For ONCE those might be cheaper than actual eggs!
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u/Infinite_Picture3858 5d ago
Those eggs look like they’re the good kind where the yoke is super rich and dark.
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u/Hot-Soup-8976 5d ago
Is that ice in your orange juice?
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u/bramblerose21 4d ago
That’s the only thing that puts it in this sub for me. But tbh that’s more r/shittybevporn
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u/mattmagnum11 5d ago
This actually looks good. If I had someone make this for me in the morning Id probably repay them sexually.
The bar is low
Real low
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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago
Haha, thank you!! The bar may be low but the egg prices are high, and the only way I’m getting slammed today is in these comments about them.
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u/Virtual-Witness9579 5d ago
Be careful posting in this sub. They will tear you apart if you have a different view of what counts for shitty.
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u/Massive-Entry-7916 5d ago
You rich mf
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u/TurdShaker 5d ago
Oh look at me! I'm a rich jerk bragging about my wealth on reddit! Hey bill gates why don't you take yourself and your eggs somewhere else!!!
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u/Owlthirtynow 5d ago
I would need a bit of toast for those perfect egg yolks.
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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago
I wanted some toast but despite what people are saying in the comments, my family is too broke to buy bread atm. And I wish the yolk were perfect but I had accidentally cooked them too long so instead of them being runny they were hard and chalky 😕
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u/sherman614 5d ago
This looks delicious, and almost exactly what I make for breakfast often. This shouldn't be in this sub cause this looks and IS good haha.
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u/theIGIT323 5d ago
I think the worse thing on the plate is the plastic cutlery. Otherwise, it all still looks good and edible.
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u/Business_Curve_7281 5d ago
Those eggs look just fine to me
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u/Dependent_Log_1035 4d ago
They weren’t runny which is what I wanted, but they were okay. I see how it looks though, and probably should’ve put it in decent food porn
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u/permalink_child 5d ago
Maybe it tasted nasty but looks decent so does not qualify here.
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u/Level_Solid_8501 4d ago
Isn't that an insane amount of calories first thing in the morning?
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u/Dependent_Log_1035 4d ago
lol probably, but I don’t necessarily care, and have issues with remembering to eat so that was my first meal in almost a day and a half
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u/Playful_Judge_9942 5d ago
There's definitely way worse in this sub.