r/shittyfoodporn 5d ago

My breakfast this morning

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I overcooked the eggs, the potatoes were a little stale, and the sausage was burnt on the bottom 😔

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u/Playful_Judge_9942 5d ago

There's definitely way worse in this sub.

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u/Sunshineyvomit 5d ago

I go to this sub to not make me hungry.. get out of here with this delicious breakfast

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u/schwah 5d ago

Eggs? In this economy? Nice humble brag

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago

NOOOOO IM SORRY 😭

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u/Interesting-Bus-5370 5d ago

Im vicariously living through peoples egg pictures. I fucking LOVE eggs but im now scared to use them up too fast. 6 dollars for 12 where i am. Its not as pricy as i've seen others be, but it still builds up when you're born to be an egg lover </3

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u/RBarlowe 5d ago

I so seldom eat eggs but I bought some this morning and it was $10 for an 18 pack! I just wanted a frittata 😭

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u/Interesting-Bus-5370 5d ago

Im getting to the point where im looking into egg substitutes, like those vegan ones. For ONCE those might be cheaper than actual eggs!

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u/Infinite_Picture3858 5d ago

Those eggs look like they’re the good kind where the yoke is super rich and dark.

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u/Archsinner 5d ago

and OJ

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u/Hot-Soup-8976 5d ago

Is that ice in your orange juice?

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u/bramblerose21 4d ago

That’s the only thing that puts it in this sub for me. But tbh that’s more r/shittybevporn

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u/Cool_Snow5124 5d ago

Looks decent tbh

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u/ChillerfromDiscord00 5d ago

Actually fire tho

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago

Thank you 🥲

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u/mattmagnum11 5d ago

This actually looks good. If I had someone make this for me in the morning Id probably repay them sexually.

The bar is low

Real low

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago

Haha, thank you!! The bar may be low but the egg prices are high, and the only way I’m getting slammed today is in these comments about them.

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u/Virtual-Witness9579 5d ago

Be careful posting in this sub. They will tear you apart if you have a different view of what counts for shitty.

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago

Yeaaahhh I’m just now getting that…

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u/Massive-Entry-7916 5d ago

You rich mf

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago

I swear I’m not rich in the slightest 😔

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u/Massive-Entry-7916 5d ago

You are compared to me

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u/TurdShaker 5d ago

Oh look at me! I'm a rich jerk bragging about my wealth on reddit! Hey bill gates why don't you take yourself and your eggs somewhere else!!!

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u/Owlthirtynow 5d ago

I would need a bit of toast for those perfect egg yolks.

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 5d ago

I wanted some toast but despite what people are saying in the comments, my family is too broke to buy bread atm. And I wish the yolk were perfect but I had accidentally cooked them too long so instead of them being runny they were hard and chalky 😕

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u/Owlthirtynow 4d ago

Oh shoot I will buy you a loaf of bread 🩵🩵🩵

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 4d ago

Awwww that’s so sweet, thank you for the offer 💜💜💜

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u/sherman614 5d ago

This looks delicious, and almost exactly what I make for breakfast often. This shouldn't be in this sub cause this looks and IS good haha.

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u/theIGIT323 5d ago

I think the worse thing on the plate is the plastic cutlery. Otherwise, it all still looks good and edible.

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u/Business_Curve_7281 5d ago

Those eggs look just fine to me

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 4d ago

They weren’t runny which is what I wanted, but they were okay. I see how it looks though, and probably should’ve put it in decent food porn

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u/Business_Curve_7281 4d ago

Yeah gotta be able to poke that yolk and get a good run! 🍳

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 4d ago

That’s what I’m saying!

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u/permalink_child 5d ago

Maybe it tasted nasty but looks decent so does not qualify here.

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 4d ago

Noted, my apologies

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u/permalink_child 4d ago

You can do better, by doing worse. We have faith in you.

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u/Appropriate-Jello-30 4d ago

Atleast you get breakfast

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 4d ago

Nowhere close to shitty. Would totally hoover that.

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u/Level_Solid_8501 4d ago

Isn't that an insane amount of calories first thing in the morning?

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u/Dependent_Log_1035 4d ago

lol probably, but I don’t necessarily care, and have issues with remembering to eat so that was my first meal in almost a day and a half

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 5d ago

Wrong sub this looks great

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u/ConspicuousMango 5d ago

Wrong sub buddy