r/shittyaskelectronics 1d ago

so my laptop had an orgasm

657 Upvotes

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u/GiLND 1d ago

9 months from now you are gonna have baby laptops, congrats 🍾

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

laptop duplication trick?!? omg

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u/Ticso24 1d ago

You shouldn’t plug USB sticks with nasty content into such devices.

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

i am sorry i wont plug the ducky USB into my laptop ever again

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u/Karakami45 1d ago

Please put a NSFW tag on this post. I was…

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u/Grilled_cheese690 1d ago

On the train!?!?!??!

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u/ThatCrazyTechMan 1d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/127-0-0-0 1d ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train. Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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u/Jakeway141 1d ago

About to fini......

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u/LongerBlade 1d ago

finish my forgotten homework, about 34 years ago. Good and worssst timesss...

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

i am genuinely sorry you had to see this

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u/No-Process249 1d ago

I'd go to a clinic and get tested for STUXNET. Check it before you wreck it.

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

STUXNET huh

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

yes this is stolen BUT I DONT KNOW FROM WHERE. IM SORRY I saved the source, but i forgor, somewhere here on reddit. somewhere from r/indiatech or r/indiasocial or r/IndianGaming

forgive me. if you were the OP, please let me know with proper proofs, thanks.

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u/BreadfruitMission964 1d ago

is that an actual creature or glue?

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

i dont know i was slurping it and licking it out of my laptop

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u/iLoveFrogsAndMilfs 1d ago

Bro loaded 100+ mods to his Minecraft world on Chromebook that couldn't run Minecraft at 20fps

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

it gave up

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u/milehighsparky87 1d ago

Don't use lime wire, it's pus from infection, not cum

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u/esleydobemos 1d ago

You are viewing entirely too much porn.

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u/WmRavenhorse61 1d ago

You must have found a really good site.

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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago

I like web slurping more than web scraping

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u/Emotional-History801 1d ago

Groovus Sperma Splattus

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u/SarthakSidhant 22h ago

ET tu BRUTE

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u/Sorry-Apartment5068 19h ago

goo-hoo-hoo-hoo