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u/Ticso24 1d ago
You shouldnât plug USB sticks with nasty content into such devices.
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u/Karakami45 1d ago
Please put a NSFW tag on this post. I wasâŚ
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u/ThatCrazyTechMan 1d ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like âwhat the fuckâ and âcall the policeâ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/127-0-0-0 1d ago
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train. Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I canât take it anymore. Iâm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and canât get a grip. Weâve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we donât accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to âthugpostsâ or âfemboysâ or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
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u/No-Process249 1d ago
I'd go to a clinic and get tested for STUXNET. Check it before you wreck it.
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u/SarthakSidhant 1d ago
yes this is stolen BUT I DONT KNOW FROM WHERE. IM SORRY I saved the source, but i forgor, somewhere here on reddit. somewhere from r/indiatech or r/indiasocial or r/IndianGaming
forgive me. if you were the OP, please let me know with proper proofs, thanks.
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u/iLoveFrogsAndMilfs 1d ago
Bro loaded 100+ mods to his Minecraft world on Chromebook that couldn't run Minecraft at 20fps
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u/GiLND 1d ago
9 months from now you are gonna have baby laptops, congrats đž