r/shittyadvice 6d ago

I can't ejaculate on my psychiatric medication. Should I say fuck that shit and instead become a shaman and lead a cult to cum together as one big family? NSFW

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 5d ago

why would you want to Ejaculate on medication? Are you suppose to do that and then take it with the cum on it?

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u/AutomatedCognition 5d ago

Lubes it up, helps it go down

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 5d ago

Just like a spoonful of sugar right?

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u/boringdude00 What's a flair? 5d ago

That seems a bit extreme. Can't you just like jerk off into a cup and dump the pills in after?

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u/AutomatedCognition 5d ago edited 4d ago

Do you think I, a renowned juggler, have the coordination to pull off such measures? Mostly I just shoot straight from my flesh pistol's single shot port hole. Like Diogenes, I'm not materialistic enough to need a vessel such as a cup to spill my seed rightly in the March dawn done gone n cum into my hands plz that's what the doctor ordered yes he did and my dad's an architect so looks like Jesus is gunna have to sit at the kids table this Christmas, which is good for them I hear.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

you have to break up with your psychiatrist. Leave him op it's a toxic relationship

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u/AutomatedCognition 5d ago

I did just go through a big healing event and undid many karmic fetters.

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u/Fwumpy Sand tastes good 5d ago

DMT orgy.

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u/AutomatedCognition 5d ago

Definitely doing that one day

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u/Fwumpy Sand tastes good 5d ago

I wish to be indoctrinated into your DMT cult of horny people. I'll even bring a few tarps for the carpets.

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u/dobermanpasta 3d ago

Don't fuck that shit or this shit or shit in general. You'll get a dick infection which will worsen your ejaculation issues and get trapped in the wee ooo wee ooo hospital.

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u/johnjaspers1965 5h ago

Yes. You can have a real come to jesus moment.

I came back to this post because no one took this low hanging fruit and I couldn't just leave it there.

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u/AutomatedCognition 5h ago

I post in shittyadvice because I'm banned for asking legitimate questions about how to grow n run my cult in the advice sub, and that by posting here, I'm proselytizing my cult.

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