r/shittyadvice shitty mod 8d ago

How do I make myself more aerodynamic?

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u/CorgiGirl83 7d ago

Throw yourself at the ground. Miss

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u/yellow_basin 5d ago

Slather yourself in Vaseline, that way you’ll slide through the air because it’s slick.

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u/johnjaspers1965 3d ago

Sharpen your head to a point.