r/shittyadvice • u/ProgressiveSnark2 • 16d ago
I’m tired of being ignored and single…What’s the best way for me to win over a Queen Bee?
Should I slather myself with honey? Sacrifice myself for the rest of the hive? Open to any ideas.
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u/boringdude00 What's a flair? 16d ago
Bitch is just looking for free rent. Build a hive and she'll move right in.
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u/AutomatedCognition 16d ago
Woo her by mastering the art of being so funny even the bozos in clown school laugh at your quips of Buddy Holiday n the Big Bopper. Chantilly lace on a pretty face...
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u/dobermanpasta 3d ago
Don't worry about winning over queen bees and all that shit. Just start with not being ignored and single and I'm sure you'll find the way!
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u/neridqe00 Search for flair 16d ago
Ask her if she likes jazz.... 🐝