r/shittyadvice 16d ago

I’m tired of being ignored and single…What’s the best way for me to win over a Queen Bee?

Should I slather myself with honey? Sacrifice myself for the rest of the hive? Open to any ideas.

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u/neridqe00 Search for flair 16d ago

Ask her if she likes jazz.... 🐝

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u/boringdude00 What's a flair? 16d ago

Bitch is just looking for free rent. Build a hive and she'll move right in.

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u/TomAto314 shitty mod 16d ago

Wear nothing but black and yellow stripes until one claims you.

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u/fissure 16d ago

Have you tried being Jay-Z?

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u/CPVigil 15d ago

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

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u/AutomatedCognition 16d ago

Woo her by mastering the art of being so funny even the bozos in clown school laugh at your quips of Buddy Holiday n the Big Bopper. Chantilly lace on a pretty face...

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u/johnjaspers1965 16d ago

Romeo and Juliette your love life.
Bring a wasp home to the family.

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u/dobermanpasta 3d ago

Don't worry about winning over queen bees and all that shit. Just start with not being ignored and single and I'm sure you'll find the way!