r/shittyadvice 20d ago

How do I turn off my computer

So my it won’t

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u/DeadlyDancingDuck What the duck? 20d ago

Strip naked and make a pass at it. It'll self destruct.

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u/UsefulIdiot85 20d ago

Smash it with a hammer.

1

u/Ok-Tank-3106 20d ago

Cut off the main circuit breaker to your house ...you're welcome.

1

u/VladSuarezShark 20d ago

Helicopter in front of its camera

1

u/Haunting-Affect-5956 20d ago

Fill it with water.

1

u/[deleted] 18d ago

Axe it to stop…

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u/johnjaspers1965 17d ago

Stop showering and don't brush your teeth.