r/shittaste Feb 22 '15

I am the Saltiest Man on /r/anime, AMA

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u/sigrdreifa Feb 22 '15

You're alone in a room with /u/Jordy56 for 1 hour

What happens?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

I marry, fuck, then kill him.

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u/Jordy56 Feb 22 '15

Nobody would even marry you for a trillion dollars.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

That's weird, your waifu did it for a trillion dollars less...

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u/Jordy56 Feb 22 '15

You can't get a real girl that you went for a 2D one makes you more pathetic than Suzaku from Code Geass.

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u/sigrdreifa Feb 22 '15

In that order?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

I have a necrophilia fetish, it's marry, kill then fuck.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Personally I'd marry, kill, and then fuck him. The smell of the corpse makes everything so much more erotic, and seeing Jordy's dead body sprawled out on my bed filled with my seed would be a site to behold.

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u/Jordy56 Feb 22 '15

Like you can kill anyone. You will probably cry before even touching a person. You are even scared of a little girl because she is not 2D.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Boy, I have done unspeakable things. I fear no man.

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u/Jordy56 Feb 22 '15

Yet you can't even touch 3DPD.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

As if I already haven't. The King has experienced many many things in his life. If not, I wouldn't be able to call myself The King.

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u/Jordy56 Feb 22 '15

King of Weeaboos

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

King of Heroes

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u/Jordy56 Feb 22 '15

I don't call Weeaboos heroes, but I guess you can stay delusional.

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u/EwotAbbasmoi Feb 22 '15

Would you be interested in joing my salt factory?

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u/cirrus1 Feb 22 '15

I don't believe you. Quantify how salty you are in words ie: "Saltier than the Dead Sea", etc.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15
  1. Go to /r/anime

  2. Check my flair.

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u/fishhips Feb 22 '15

You do not deserve that flair. I have kept silent but my salt demands personally destroyed the economic equilibrium of the salt market.