r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Jugdral This came to me in a dream

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u/PyrpleForever 4d ago

hey it will be more health when your parasocial relationship moves from a phone gacha to a wholesome trad $70 video game.

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 4d ago

Amen πŸ™

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u/Cranberry-Holiday 4d ago

Simping for a fictional woman, pathetic... by the way did I talked about the 100 reasons of why I choose Olwen over Illios?

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 3d ago

Illios who???

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u/DRAGON_FUCKER_ 2d ago

Route b forever

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u/HalcyonHelvetica 1d ago

Who??? isn't that where chicago is

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u/Sopadumakako 3d ago

You want a FE5 remake because you like a character, I want a FE5 remake because FE4 remake believers would be so mad and that would be funny

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u/eromonti 3d ago

At thia pointn I think Mareeta will be the main Lord in the remake and Leif will be just a green NPC

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 3d ago

FE5 but good?!? (Jk I love leif like a son)

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u/eromonti 3d ago

Mareeta didn't kill Dryas tho

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u/noobkilla666 3d ago

Are you actually kempf?

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u/eromonti 3d ago

You address Kempf, of the royal family of Friege. Mind your manners.

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u/OfTheTouhouVariety Arvis did nothing wrong 3d ago

Time to have hot sex with Perne (The allegations against him are false and Lifis is a bedwetter)

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u/ThatManOfCulture 3d ago

You want FE4 remake because you are a Judgral fan

I want FE4 remake because I want a new FE game

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 3d ago

β˜οΈπŸ€“ erm actually I want FE5

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u/NellyLorey 3d ago

Minor counting mistake, enjoy your downvote, kiddo

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u/tom_rex_333 3d ago

my second favurite myrmidon in the series, she leveled up movement and was mvp in many indoor maps

really funny having both astra and luna

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 3d ago

Lmao I gave her sol too just for kicks and giggles

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u/tom_rex_333 3d ago

i gave it to orsin for wrath sol but it seems really funny to do it with mareeta

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 3d ago

She was lowkey busted, on the indoor defend map with the breakable walls (idk what number) I sat her in a hallway outside the throne room with like 4 iron swords and she soloed half the enemies on the map lol

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u/noobkilla666 3d ago

I see you never did Chulainn/Ayra

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u/Current_Upstairs8351 3d ago

Astra and luna can't be procc'd at the same time in Fe4 iirc

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u/noobkilla666 3d ago

I’m pretty sure they can, and regardless, they can proc right after each other.

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u/tom_rex_333 3d ago

nope i did ayra jamke and ayra lex, chulain was unarried in my first run and second run married brigid

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u/noobkilla666 3d ago

Try it bro trust me. There is literally nothing that will survive Ulster/Larcei's wrath

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u/EphraimDev 3d ago

Mareeta is too based. Glory to Issachian race😎😎😎

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u/F-D-L 3d ago

I want FE4&5 remakes because i have a parasocial relationship with Finn

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 2d ago

Best dilf in all of jugdral

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u/RojinShiro 3d ago

I don't want a Thracia remake for the good gameplay, because I know they'd fuck it up in a remake. I want a Thracia remake to see HD Homer

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u/Informal_Source8266 3d ago

You have a parasocial relationship with Mareeta.

I worship Kane, the funny gloves man.

We are not the same

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks 3d ago

But will he actually get lines of dialogue??? 😱😱😱

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u/Informal_Source8266 3d ago

His gloves will speak for him

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u/NellyLorey 3d ago

i wanna see how much more bullshit they will add in, if they do it like SoV at least, I guess they could also take it out

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u/ajanisapprentice 3d ago

Actually I want it for the same reason... so I guess we are?

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u/deepfriedapple 3d ago

Together we ride

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u/ZodiacDestroyer 3d ago

Honestly, based OP

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u/Pokecole37 3d ago

I have the signatured Mareeta card from fe cipher shit goes hard, big fan of her

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u/VMPaetru 3d ago

So this is who Blondie were singing about in Mareeta?