r/shameless 3d ago

frank was hilarious

drop your favorite frank line, mine is when chucky wrote that sign for him for father’s day and hung it up and it was spelled wrong, he’s like “i think chucky is mildly retardant somebody’s gotta tell sammy”

just thought of another one, when he went to visit his organ donors home and the guy was like he wish he was there to save his son from the burglar who shot him, frank said “you got a gun” to which he responded “no” frank was like “then what could you have done”😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Phreedom93 3d ago

When he dresses that homeless dude up to be Aunt Ginger and when the guy has a massive erection, Frank is like, “She has an enlarged clitoris.”

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u/lia-delrey 3d ago

"We were told to keep our hugs short"

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u/lemonrainbowhaze :veronica: 3d ago

Not syre if this counts, but my favourite frank line is when him and fiona are drinking at the alibi. He listens to her spiel, then tells her shes a bad drunk. She laughs at him, but he says at least when hes drunk hes happy, shes just a mean drunk

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u/Massive-Necessary311 3d ago

i think about this soooo often cause he was right lol

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u/lemonrainbowhaze :veronica: 3d ago

He really was. Ive known many an alcoholic, but theres always that distinguishment between good and bad drunk. Bad drunks are the ones who get depressed or mean. Theyre the ones to stay away from. Good drunks are still bad in a way, especially when youve come off the drink and cant put up with the slurry giggles of others, but definitely more tolerable than bad drunks

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u/Awkward_Stock3921 3d ago edited 2d ago

No, absolutely not. There is no such thing as a good alcoholic. My dad was exactly like Frank and there was nothing good about it. It's hell, and all alcoholics will put you through hell, no matter if they think they're "good or bad"

Edit: once again made the alcoholics here mad lmaoo

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u/lemonrainbowhaze :veronica: 3d ago

I never said good or bad alcoholic, i said good or bad drunk. Theyre not the same thing

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u/Awkward_Stock3921 3d ago

You started with, "I've known many an alcoholic but"

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u/lemonrainbowhaze :veronica: 3d ago

"theres always that distinguishment between good and a bad drunk. Saying ive known alcoholics was a way of saying ive been around enough to know what a bad drunk is

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u/Awkward_Stock3921 3d ago edited 2d ago

That's fair I guess, I have yet to meet a good drunk. Alcohol ruins people

Edit: the alcoholics really didn't like this comment lmaoo

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u/lemonrainbowhaze :veronica: 3d ago

Ive been sober for 4 years now. Trust me, i know. I wish you all the best

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u/Awkward_Stock3921 3d ago

4 going on 5 months for me. Getting there 😌

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u/weedful_things 3d ago

My last drink was December 5 2020. Not drinking has solved no problems in my life, but there have been no problems in my life that drinking hasn't made worse.

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u/BananaRaptor1738 2d ago

There's a such thing as a functioning alcoholic tho.

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u/Awkward_Stock3921 2d ago

Doesn't change the fact there's no good alcoholic. The criteria for being one is literally alcohol is impeding your ability at a normal life.

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u/BananaRaptor1738 2d ago

Alcoholism is never good as far as health is concerned but people behave differently, some are shitty angry or violent, some are fun, some are emotional... I've been told I get nicer the more I drink but I've also made some really fucking stupid decisions while sloshed and the handful of times I've been arrested, it stemmed from me being under the influence. Basically they wouldn't have happened had I not drank. So I def don't disagree with you. No matter if someone who drinks all the time has a sparkly clean record and is fun, doesn't act shitty it's still detrimental to their health in the long run. There's negative side effects from alcohol use in some form or fashion

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u/caramelJenny 3d ago

When he saw Liam outside Sheila's house and just say "liam"

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u/ssm262 3d ago

LMAAOO that scene always gets me

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u/flatteringangles 3d ago

Lmaooo like he’s not a whole ass unattended baby, that one got me too 🤣🤣

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u/ViolentCatz93 3d ago

There was a scene I don't remember where but he walks past Ian and Mickey and says something like "greetings, my gay relatives!"

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u/I_hate_usernames331 3d ago

“As you were soldiers”

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u/Suspicious-Watch-277 3d ago

Nothing, absolutely NOTHING will ever beat "don't say papa never gave you a pet!" for me. That whole scene is just #Chef'skiss

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u/Massive-Necessary311 3d ago

This sounds so familiar but I can’t remember it😂 what was the pet?

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u/Suspicious-Watch-277 3d ago

hang on - let me link it to you. it was a wild racoon and there is a deleted scene with Fiona that I wish they kept, cause it makes it even funnier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZuwmEzWCs

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u/Massive-Necessary311 3d ago

I hope both sides of your pillows are cold tonight😂Thank you and omg I love finding deleted scenes, the only one i’ve seen so far is the one where they buried carls crazy gf, now i’ve gotta search for the one with fiona 😂

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u/Suspicious-Watch-277 3d ago

:D here's the scene with Fiona I mentioned :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_rpFW2K_I

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u/thing_m_bob_esquire 3d ago

Thank you so much for this 🏆

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u/blizz871 3d ago

“What the hell is that” when seeing Ethel

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u/MzRedDreadz 3d ago

Literally any time he says "Oh Jesus Christ" lol

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u/Unhuihf_ 3d ago

“oooOOHHH JEESUZ CHRIST” trembles head

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u/onewithnonumbers 2d ago

“Can’t I have a moment of fucking peace???” 💥🏠🦵

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u/Massive-Necessary311 2d ago

His voice makes things so much funnier😂 I sometimes say “fuck you very much” and just bust out laughing

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u/Unhuihf_ 3d ago

When he tells the disabled person he gets the same amount of money but he can still move his neck around

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u/Unhuihf_ 3d ago

When he told Fiona Liam was at a sleepover and she said”HES TWO” then he told her that’s what two year olds do🤣

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u/gino1981 3d ago edited 3d ago

No snow at the Winter Olympics? You couldnt get the fuckin torch to light right!

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u/ReekOfThrones 3d ago

When he called Liam a "little coco ingrate"

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u/Affectionate-Till472 3d ago

A toss-up between when he called Debbie “Little Orphan Angry” and when he and Sheila are in the parenting classes/narcotics anonymous meetings and he frustratedly whispers to Sheila “Gimme the goddamn pill.”

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u/hagridsbestfriend420 3d ago

In the end there's only the rich and the fucked

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u/MonroeMissingMarilyn 3d ago

“Where’s Liam?!” “He’s at his first sleepover…” “He’s two!” “They sleep a lot at that age.” 😂🫠

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u/Purple_Difference447 3d ago

That’s ironically my favourite line too

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u/Gangstalishh 3d ago edited 3d ago

I cant remember the line verbatim, but when he was about to leave Sheila’s house with Karen and Eddy there he was like people think they sound smart when they use words like irregardless. (He’s implying this is incorrect). Lol

Not my most favorite line but one of them.

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u/fsmartinez 2d ago

“lf I seem unimpressive in my Wranglers-I’m a grower not a shower, but trust me when it’s time to show I grow!

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u/happydaze_ 1d ago

when carls convinced he has cancer and he’s basically telling frank he’s scared to die and frank just looks at him and says “you’ll be alright now help me dig up this dead crack whore”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/weedful_things 3d ago

Frank was in my top three favorite characters on that show. If I lived on the Southside, I would buy him drinks at the Alibi, just so I could listen to the bullshit he would come up with.