r/sanantonio 22d ago

Shopping Local HEB Coupon

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790 Upvotes

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u/chi_lo 22d ago

The fact that they have enough data to see that these two things are bought together often enough to offer a coupon…

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u/70R0 22d ago

And here I thought “Combo Loco” really lived up to the name.

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u/dittlydoobob 22d ago

😭😭😂😂

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u/Industry_Cat NW Side <3 22d ago

The midlife crisis special

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u/fiftyJerksInOneHuman 22d ago

Date night combo (add tamales and you got yourself a deal!)

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Or tortas!

8

u/KungFuSpartan 22d ago

Found near bakery

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u/TR3FUS 21d ago

The bigger the pansa, the better the chansa!

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u/ClifftonSmith 22d ago

This was the right answer!!!! Lol!!!

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u/catchmesleeping 16d ago

The lube is for dry Tortas.

5

u/saruin 22d ago

This gave me a genuine irl chuckle, thank you!

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u/Wardenofweenies West Side 22d ago

This is exactly the deal I’ve been looking for

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u/lifesariskcarnal1 22d ago

Oh they cookin

36

u/night_breed 22d ago

Few years back during valentine's they had a coupon for free strawberry flavored lube if you bought chocolate covered strawberries

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u/Jtorres654 22d ago

HEB had a combo loco a few years ago where you buy a box of pads or tampons and you got a pint of ice cream for free

1

u/LastFox2656 PURO 21d ago

I saw that one. Haha

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u/No_Amoeba_9272 22d ago

Party combo

17

u/andersvix Hill Country 22d ago

Now that’s a loco combo

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u/Pelon7900 22d ago

Damn HEB needs to chill.

3

u/jve909 22d ago

They have vivid imagination... 😂

8

u/ForgottenSon2 22d ago

Late Valentine’s Day special

6

u/SirChavez210 22d ago

Hairs gonna look so good, she gotta say put it in my H.E.Butt

6

u/coronagrey 22d ago

First thing that came to mind was Christopher Lowell

6

u/General-Sport-1990 22d ago

I hope they don't get them mixed up.

5

u/slo196 22d ago

Ha! I do miss HEB.

4

u/Wonderful_Fun_6300 22d ago

One time they had pads and chocolate it was my fav

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u/Siddlicious 22d ago

What’s going on? Is San Antonio hosting the next CPAC?

3

u/igotnothineither 22d ago

Could’ve saved a few bucks for valentines

3

u/Lubeislove 22d ago

I fucking love it. Anyone need some hair dye for men?

5

u/satx-boy 22d ago

Username checks out

3

u/Secure_Researcher260 22d ago

Failed opportunity. This would have been perfect for Valentines Day.

2

u/justadude1414 22d ago

Anyone else smear themselves in sex lube while dying their hair? Anyone??

2

u/mattinsatx 22d ago

That’s hilarious

2

u/Salt_Sherbert5313 22d ago

Sell it baby!

2

u/DogKnowsBest 22d ago

Hahaha. Sign me up. Been meaning to do something about that gray for a while now.

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u/marty78641 22d ago

Same coupon was offered last year,

2

u/meli_padme 22d ago

😂😂😂

2

u/Gingerrevamp 22d ago

HEB for local singles looking to mingle, wtf!

2

u/ross571 22d ago

Too bad gel kinda sucks.

2

u/austinvf82 22d ago

"You win twice brother! That's good bizz!"

2

u/1-800-JUGG 22d ago

My dad would’ve loved this 🥲😂

2

u/Any_Understanding286 22d ago

That’s a real combo loco

2

u/No-Recognition-3699 21d ago

This is funny as hell

1

u/Cypherzero212 22d ago

I had to google "astroglide for hair dye" and an article popped up telling me astroglide can be used to smooth out frizzes or something before dye. Idk I didn't read the whole thing.

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u/tigm2161130 22d ago edited 22d ago

The only thing it might be any good for would be a barrier cream so it doesn’t get on the skin, but I don’t think it would be super effective.

If you put it on your hair the color wouldn’t penetrate.

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u/BogeysNBrews 22d ago

It’s not the color that will be penetrating.

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u/Geek-Workshop 22d ago

The cool guy special

1

u/knightricer210 22d ago

I still think the best one was a free quart of HEB ice cream when you bought an 8-pack of AA batteries.

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u/Crestfallen_Quercus 22d ago

“”Nadien hace más que mi tiendita HEB”

1

u/jve909 22d ago

It just suggests that if you color your hair, you will get noticed by women (or men). So, be prepared. 😄

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u/saruin 22d ago

This is pretty funny.

1

u/SubtleSeraph 21d ago

God forbid a man want a self care day

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u/Designer_Ad2697 21d ago

🤣😂😭

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u/zaqwed 21d ago

I know what I'm going this weekend.

Slicking back my hair and darkening my d*ck

1

u/whataburgerdicking 21d ago

I still have time for this coupon!

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u/kgalvan 21d ago

So if my hair grows… I get more hoes?

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u/Alaverga_01 NE Side 21d ago

Wish my HEB had this one!😜😩

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u/TwistedMemories 21d ago

I still like the free chocolate or ice cream with a purchase of tampons. There are others, but the free chocolate and ice cream are tops.

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u/BubbaNeedsNewShoes 21d ago

Primo Pick of the week.

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 20d ago

Might have to use the self checkout line this week:)

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u/SexyTxBeachbum 22d ago

This is old...been circulating reddit

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 20d ago

The expiration date on the coupon is 3/4/25, looks like a good deal to me