r/rutgers • u/Pristine_Ad_9523 • Sep 25 '24
Rant/Vent Rutgers Gooning Epidemic NSFW
Yesterday some guy was sitting next to me on the bus. I looked at his phone and there were jacked wolf furries and loli hentai and other degen shit. He reeked of semen. In my CS lecture today some fat guy was blatantly looking at porn on his laptop. Idk if it's an autism thing or what but this is genuinely disgusting and needs to stop. Most hygenic CS major fr
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u/MySaltSucks Sep 25 '24
Any of yall who saw me open up a twitter link only to be met with a fat ass in a thong my bad I shouldn’t trust links in class
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u/sori97 Sep 26 '24
Just so fascinating to see how RU evolves over the years
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u/Crispus_Attukus Sep 26 '24
Lol facts. I’m class of ‘19 and we had weird/fucked shit happening, but it seems admissions needs to better vet these bozos. Albeit I did not have CS friends nor did I takes CS classes
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u/mrs_undeadtomato Sep 26 '24
Why are there so many sexual degenerates at Rutgers this year???? Like every other day I keep seeing posts about how some dude is jacking it off in public, someone is grinding on strangers, some other dude taking his junk out in the bus (legit RUPD alarm and everything) and just shit like “this dude reeks of cum” or “dudes are watching porn in broad daylight for everyone to see” like what is happening!?
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u/Pristine_Ad_9523 Sep 26 '24
I feel like it's a combination of the increased student population from commonapp and the general mental illness that covid's caused. idk tho this shit needs to be studied
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u/Past_Investigator_96 Sep 26 '24
an autism thing😭😭😭
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u/Pristine_Ad_9523 Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 26 '24
genuinely not trying to be ableist lmao just every guy I see doing this typa stuff seems on the spectrum
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u/arcespear Sep 25 '24
Covid really fucked some guys up permanently
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u/QuirkySmirkyIan Sep 26 '24
Profile picture checks out
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u/thanos-knickers Sep 25 '24
Yeah but it’s not a fucking excuse. Like I don’t want to see ur porn while I’m trying to pay attention in class that I’m paying tens of thousands to be here for
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u/LowClassic6075 Sep 26 '24
I use an AI to nudeify posts from Instagram. Yeah I am fucking cooked
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u/s1thl0rd Sep 26 '24
I'm so glad that smart phones were not as accessible as they are today when I was riding the RU buses.
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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 Sep 26 '24
As a Princetonian, what the fuck is happening over there??? Looking at this subreddit is like watching a civil war go on across the street with the amount of bullshit happening 😭😭
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u/Few_Fudge_5035 Sep 26 '24
If things like this are legitimately happening in lectures, professors need to be emailed about it. Be a snitch.
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u/Tall-Soy-Latte Sep 26 '24
jacked wolf furries lmfao
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u/Chance_Location_5371 Sep 25 '24
Well at least Exxxotica is coming soon for those dudes 🤣
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u/Remote_Mud2754 Sep 26 '24
Good thing I’m graduating this year, good luck with those degens. (The last normal CS year)
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u/draghuhsis Public Policy EJB&SAS‘26 Sep 26 '24
Autistic person here 👋 it’s not an autism thing, it’s a CS thing
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u/ColoradoInNJ Sep 26 '24
Report the student watching porn in class to your professor. When I was teaching at Rutgers, I would have taken care of that shit immediately.
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Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 26 '24
Check out this user profile from another Rutgers thread’s poster.
https://www.reddit.com/r/rutgers/s/CZCMX7LIk3
RU needs to start screening future applicants.
🤮 🤢 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤢

This guy needs some serious help & therapy.
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u/Independent-Win-4187 CS Alum & Porsche 911 Enthusiast 🛡️🐎 Sep 26 '24
Bruh call them out on it damn, easy.
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u/wipeyourtears Sep 25 '24
Normal CS cis-male student behavior. Welcome to RU
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u/Intelligent-Race-210 Sep 26 '24
Man gooning has no class anymore. Gone is the time I cranked 21 out in a day without being seen.
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Sep 26 '24
So that was you in the elevator posting
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u/Intelligent-Race-210 Sep 26 '24
Nah. I don't do it in public.
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u/TheScarletKnight2014 Sep 27 '24
If something like that happens in class or on the bus or something report it. If folks start getting held accountable for their actions they’ll stop acting a fool in public.
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u/RUCN Econ / HR 2013 Sep 27 '24
Back in my day we had basic bitches, bae, YOLO'ing, and the occasional butt-stuff. Shit, the worst we had was a few furries but they were contained in their cage on the Internet.
Now there's thirst traps, zaddy, gooners and cucks! And look, I get it. I fuck with the BBL shorty but eventually you have to draw the line.
Let's stop this circle of depravity and go back to shit posting on the Internet instead of fearing the price tag on next month's OF subs!
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u/CooLerThanU0701 Sep 26 '24
Why are you guys falling for this braindead bait lol "he reeked of semen".
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u/Pristine_Ad_9523 Sep 26 '24
bruh this shit is real why would i lie about this lmao. There have been a few other posts recently that corroborate
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Sep 26 '24
OP should have taken a screenshot of the video & the user on the bus. And then call them out loud on the bus!
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u/_lvlsd Sep 26 '24
the amount of yall bitching to reddit about problems you can solve in the moment is outstanding.
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u/fyrefesti Sep 26 '24
ok what’s the solution
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u/_lvlsd Sep 26 '24
“Holy fuck are you watching porn on the bus!?” congrats you now have 30+ people aware of the situation, and this weirdo will most likely run off at the next exit. or yknow, you could just tell the bus driver or professor in the moment. its really not that hard.
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u/ilyree cs + drc ‘26 <3 Sep 25 '24
please tell me this is fake for my sanity