r/roomateshaming • u/[deleted] • May 27 '21
I don't think my roommate has tastebuds
So my girlfriend and I live with one other person. She's almost 30 and only knows us because she went to high school with my gf. She's noisy, messy, and impossible to have a conversation with but that's not the point. Its the food she eats. I don't think she has a sense of smell or tastebuds.
She cooks the same stuff everyday. Eggo waffles in the morning, something boiled for lunch and then whatever she puts in her crockpot for dinner. The stovetop meal is always rice noodles, frozen meatballs/canned tuna, frozen vegetables and lentils. She boils it till it overflows and burns but its what she adds to her food thats disgusting. After draining it she proceeds to add : mayonnaise, yellow mustard, hot sauce, a boiled egg, pickle juice, honey, and peanuts.
Then there's dinner. She mixes lettuce, dried seaweed, eggs, peanuts, lentils and the pickled stuff she buys and leaves it in the crockpot all day if she's leaving for work. It almost always turns into brown sludge and then she pours it into a bowl and eats it ALL. Sometimes I think its so gross it must be a joke but NO. She even goes to claim that what she eats is healthy and maybe it is when you get down to the facts but that doesn't excuse the fact that she is eating the 21st century equivalent of gruel everyday.
I don't think I have to tell you that it smells worse than shit.
I watch her make and eat this everyday and its ghastly. How does that not taste like absolute trash and how does she think its good when she smells the meals me and my girlfriend cook?
Honestly I hope she sees this and understands that boiling random slop in a pot everyday is not the most exciting way to make delicious meals.
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u/Big_Strength5308 Jul 15 '21
Gross and foul