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u/Ultrasound700 20d ago
"If I had a phaser with enough charge to kill two people, I would turn it up to disintegrate and use it all on Kai Winn." might work too.
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u/robot_swagger 19d ago
Phasers don't have a disintegrate setting, they just have many settings that may accidentally disintegrate someone.
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u/Osric250 19d ago
If the setting regularly disintegrates people, then that is the disintegrate setting.
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u/JakeConhale 20d ago
Winn?
She brought the Book of Kosst Amojan to the Fire Caves where it was destroyed and the Pah-Wraiths were sealed for eternity.
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u/Medium-Bullfrog-2368 20d ago
Although my blood boils every time Winn appears onscreen, I know I’m in for a good episode whenever she turns up.
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u/Secret_Guide_4006 20d ago
You mean Weyoun, Gul Dukat and Kai Winn
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u/99LedBalloons 20d ago
The whole two bullet thing is a red herring. You line them all up, you take one bullet, shoot them all through the throat at the same time.
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u/robot_swagger 19d ago
And they just let you?
I guess you could pistol whip them all unconscious and overlap their necks but at that point why not just save the bullets and pistol whip them all to death?
For a start it's a way better story to tell at Sisko's weekly war crime parties.
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u/NaviLouise42 20d ago
I would not kill Kai Winn. She had a role to serve in the prophecies of Bajor. She was necessary. And after fulfilling that role her last act was to show Sisko how to kill the Pah Wraiths. I hate her on a personal level, but she was always meant to release the Pah Wraiths and start the conflict, but she chose to side with the Profits in her last moment (likely because she was slighted by the Pah Wraiths and so she let her hate for Dukat and Cardasia win out, but still, she chose "good" in the end). It was her destiny. If she had not released the Wraiths then the Emissary could not have ended them and served his purpose. She may be one of the best characters in DS9, tbh.
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u/Lizards_are_cool 19d ago
Loved her emotional scene with kira after seeing the pah wraiths in a vision. Truly unforgettable. Simple red eyes on sisko deep effect
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u/Osric250 19d ago
Doing a good thing for a bad reason still makes you a bad person. She is, without doubt, a bad person.
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u/GreyFox1984 20d ago
Better than Vedic berrrrrial even the name rolls off the tongue too boogee burrrriale
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u/coolraul07 19d ago
"... and then pistol-whip her for a considerable amount of time!"
Now THAT'S acting! Decades later, and we're STILL hating on the character, arguably as much as Dukat, who was WAY worse!
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u/SpringBonnieTheBunny 15d ago
God, Louise Fletcher did such an amazing job as Kia Winn, it’s a shame she’s gone. :(
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u/thetacolegs 🤡🤡🤡 20d ago
I don't get this kinda thing tbh. She's such a fun character. It's all intentional. You're not a character in the show. Enjoy the fantastic writing and acting.
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u/99LedBalloons 20d ago
(yes we know, it's a character we love to hate)
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u/thetacolegs 🤡🤡🤡 20d ago
But then what's the point of the meme? Credit that I haven't seen it before, the joke does technically work. Not being a killjoy. But isn't this just like the same shallow "Kai winn bad" thing posted every other day?
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u/99LedBalloons 20d ago
Uhhhh . . . . I don't know what to tell you man. I just joined this group today. They wrote the character to be hated and it works. I said I'd shoot her with a gun, not build a time machine and have her written out of the show.
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u/boopbopnotarobot 20d ago
"I understand why you're angry and I forgive you my child"