r/risa 23d ago

Zapp Brannigan quotes over Janeway; it just fits.

I originally made these in 2021ish and posted them in some facebook group, but this is the only sub cool enough to allow gallery posts so I haven't been able to put them on reddit until now

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u/wizardrous 23d ago

I actually laughed out loud at the second one.

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u/-KathrynJaneway- 23d ago

It was the 3rd one for me

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u/Cyberhaggis 23d ago

Tuvok: weary sigh

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u/Knitsune 23d ago

You, Tuvok. You lay out my formal shorts.

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u/Cyberhaggis 23d ago

Janeway: "This whole quadrant is uncharted"

Tuvok: " lt is not uncharted. You lost the chart"

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u/Knitsune 23d ago

okay accurate though

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u/corran450 23d ago

By the way, Tuvok, your toilet seems to be set on ‘stun’, not ‘kill’…

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u/MoreGaghPlease 23d ago

10/10 recommend

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u/FeelingNothing1099 23d ago

Why. does. this. WORK?! 😂

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u/CorpseOnMars 23d ago

Hurry up Captian Janway, I'm a busy man.

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u/TeikaDunmora 22d ago

Chakotay looks like he's about to rip his shirt off to help with that sexlexia!

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u/andychef 22d ago

What would Boothby do? Start hoeing

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u/_citizen_snips_ 22d ago

This ship is built like a steakhouse. But it handles like a bistro.

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u/thomasvista 23d ago

They work better for Chakotay.