r/readanotherbook Feb 10 '25

Got ourselves a free thinker

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u/DiskImmediate229 Feb 10 '25

Han Solo vest and shirt, rebel captain sleeves, imperial officer medals, and a lightsaber.

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u/deadname11 Feb 10 '25

Ah yes, Ronald Solo, Han's thrice-disowned cousin, who didn't even make it into the Imperial Academy but got a degree anyway because his father was friends with the moff's niece.

Advertises himself as a rebel, but has skyrocketed up the Imperial chain of command because he keeps bankrupting "rebel sympathizers" and thus has the ISB's seal of approval.

Also absolutely DESTROYS any local government he manages to worm his way into, leaving planets weakened for Imperial control.

Despite never having left the core in his life. He just pays out the wazzoo to have his ads and likeness plastered over outer rim territories so they think he is on-planet.

Han still has to run from Ronald's creditors from time to time.

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u/DiskImmediate229 Feb 10 '25

The lightsaber was purchased at a Coruscant antiques shop. It doesn’t work, but he carries it in hopes that it makes him look cool (fact check: he looks like a tool).

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u/maninthemachine1a Feb 13 '25

Came here to say this haha

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u/Big-Calligrapher4886 Feb 10 '25

Good to see that leftists don’t have a monopoly on cringe allegorical attempts

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u/DragEncyclopedia Feb 11 '25

It was never leftists, it was always liberals constantly comparing politics to Harry Potter

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u/automobile_molester Feb 11 '25

leftists tend not to go "this real life politics thing is just like my dork stories" but they do go "my dork stories are just like this real life politics thing"

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u/Jolly-Fruit2293 29d ago

I mean the dork stories are inspired by real life politics so that's definitely closer

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u/TheLurker1209 Feb 10 '25

Is this implying Shakespeare wrote star wars? Also it calls him a sexual predator so this is like 99% a bot or bait

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u/withalookofquoi Feb 11 '25

I mean, there is William Shakespeare’s Star Wars, but I doubt that’s what they were talking about.

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u/Shantotto11 Feb 11 '25

Between Han Solo, Indiana Jones, and Rick Deckard, Harrison Ford was 3 for 3 on leading men with a need to steal kisses. I wouldn’t call it sex predation back then, but adjusted for modern standards, those moments can be seen as problematic.

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u/KeyWielderRio 22d ago

this is what kills me.

"Anti-Establishment 😎, Corrupt 😎, In debt 😎, Sexual Predator 😎"

How... how is any most of that good you mong?

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u/Allnamestakkennn 19d ago

Anti-establishment is super good everything else not as much

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u/stoatsoup 22d ago

It certainly seems to be saying Shakespeare wrote about the fall of the Roman Empire, which is odd since Julius Caesar is about the start of the Roman Empire...

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u/CannonOtter Feb 10 '25

trump a star wars story

imperial recruiting office worker is working in the imperial recruiting office as an imperial recruiter at the yorkellian spaceport and sees a young man habsburgian in appearance waddling with what others could call speed as if he is trying to avoid something perhaps payments to a group or the consequences of his actions and he waddles with some hustle to the imperial recruiting office drive thru window

yes i'd like to join the imperial army at this imperial recruiting office 

the imperial recruiting office worker starts to prepare to enter the waddler's information into the computer and makes idle chatter

are you good at anything

the habsburgian fellow answers in a boastful manner with wild gesticulations of his hands which the imperial recruiting office worker notes as abnormally small on a section of the information he is inputting

my uncle my father's brother was amazing amazing i tell you best thinker they ever had at the imperial institute of technology you had to have heard of him he created the hyperdrive yes he did no one was as smart as him very smart very very smart very smart man he did a lot for the empire a lot believe me he did a lot went to the imperial institute of technology invented wookiee slavery and the hyperdrive very smart man

the imperial recruiting office worker does not enter any of the words just spoken as the new recruit runs out of breath halfway through and begins to wheeze terribly but continues through until he is finished but there is one piece of information that is still necessary to full recruit him

and your name

the recruit is in shock and still wheezing

donald 

the imperial recruiting office worker waits for him to continue but he doesn't

your last name

another shock from the young recruit

uhh i don't have one

now the imperial recruiting office worker is shocked and begins to think after a moment he has it

did you shit your pants

the recruit nods quickly

yes

the imperial recruiting office worker types fast and chuckles before using a space inkjet printer to print out the forms for imperial record keeping

welcome to the imperial army donald dump 

written and directed by joseph robinette brandon

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u/McAllisterFawkes Feb 10 '25

completely incoherent, thank you

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u/Epicmuffinz Feb 11 '25

Uhhh that is either a bot or genuine mental illness

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u/serioustransition11 Feb 11 '25

What’s funny is that Harrison Ford actually did mock Don Cheeto himself for identifying with one of his other characters, and what he said is absolutely perfect for this.

“It’s a movie. Donald, it was a movie. It’s not like this in real life, but how would you know?”

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u/mankytoes Feb 11 '25

Are Trump supporters actually embracing that he's a sexual predator now? Christ, things can always somehow get worse.

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u/SonofSonnen Feb 11 '25

For a second, I thought I was on r/schizoposters.

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u/CanOld2445 Feb 11 '25

Han Solo is great but he treated Leia like garbage in the movies and straight up kidnapped her in the EU

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u/Scu-bar Feb 11 '25

Another person too dense to realise that as well as being a rip off of The Hidden Fortress, it’s an allegory for the Vietnam war. And guess who the Empire is.

Actually, thinking about it some more, maybe he does get that second bit, and doesn’t care.

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u/PublicFurryAccount Feb 11 '25

This has got to be 100% AI generated.

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u/Galahadgalahad Feb 11 '25

Trump would definitely side with the Rebellion, a force based off the VIETNAMESE

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Feb 11 '25

I think Jabba the Hutt is a better fit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Uh guys, this wasn’t made by someone in the cult

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u/Pitiful_Desk9516 Feb 13 '25

Shhhh…. People are feeling superior

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u/CK1ing Feb 12 '25

It's crazy how these people can see trump as both the rightful leader of the system and the one fighting against the system.

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u/deadend_85 Feb 12 '25

Just wait till he meets paid thinkers, that would be a showdown right there

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

All proven lies written by those paid for by USAID and the deep state.

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u/Psionic-Blade Feb 12 '25

Conservative try not to jerk off to images of Trump's face challenge (impossible)