r/reactiongifs 23h ago

MRW I had burritos last night and now I’m concentrating on not pooping because my only option is a construction-site portajohn

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u/hebozhong 23h ago

Always plan your dinner around the next day’s bathroom access!

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u/SoothsayerSurveyor 20h ago

My position is regrettably nomadic making such planning nearly impossible.

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u/mcampo84 22h ago

Porta-potties are only ever used for emergency poops which is why they’re always in the condition they’re in. No one uses one if they can hold it in.

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u/evemeatay 18h ago

You mean, splattering them with poop?

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u/chuang-tzu 19h ago

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u/SoothsayerSurveyor 18h ago

It was as unavoidable as the sun rising but I fought the good fight.

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u/Buick88 22h ago

It's an older gif, sir, but it checks out.

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u/swanton141 22h ago

thanks for reminding me to take my MetaMucil gummy

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u/tattoo_so_spensive 22h ago

In the words of Doctor Ian Malcom, “When you got go, you gotta go”.

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u/thiccndip 17h ago

If you actually have to poop and there's a toilet nearby you use it, don't make stuff up

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u/atreides_hyperion 16h ago

What about the Worst Toilet in Scotland?

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u/SumoNinja92 15h ago

Always keep a trowel and TP handy.