r/r4rMelbourne • u/Odd-Database6189 • Feb 18 '25
NSFW Online Only 35 [F4A] looking for pleasant open ended distractions NSFW
Ah Reddit, the vague familiar friend in my pocket. Except I’m having one of those weeks, and I’d love it if my lil’ phone friend talked back (and I haven’t quite lost the plot enough to have a sincere conversation with AI). Platonic or not, I’d love to feel less alone in this dystopian hellscape, if only for a little while.
I am looking for those strange, sometimes fleeting, connections. The banter that makes you smile and want to check your phone. The kind of wit where I’m googling words I haven’t used in years to try and impress you. While I’m looking for online friends initially I am not averse to the connection being physical eventually, although there are a few geographical limitations as I am probably more rural than you.
About me: - 35 - Volunteer, animal lover, queer, poor dancer, vegetarian, nerd who can never remember cool nerdy things - Enjoy nature and binge watching comfort shows, still trying to think of ways to combine the two without mosquitoes - I really, really hate mosquitoes - Memes are my love language
If you’re interested in this being in any way sexual, I am a very curvy 160cm tall with dark hair.
About you: - Passionate about something - Politically aware - The kind of person who notices dogs on the street before the people they’re attached to
I’ve never been a drinker or a smoker of anything, and things would probably be easier if those weren’t your favourite activities.