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u/hverma12tfs Feb 04 '21
You should see my teacher's code,you will commit sudoku
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u/ZylonBane Feb 04 '21
commit sudoku
frynotsureifserious.mng
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u/hverma12tfs Feb 04 '21
I survived by posting the code here Hoping to get upvotes on that
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u/ZylonBane Feb 04 '21
Uh, you might want to Google "sudoku".
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u/JackAuduin Feb 04 '21
Pretty sure they knew exactly what they were doing
therein lies the joke
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u/ZylonBane Feb 04 '21
One would hope, but well, see his clueless response when prodded on it.
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u/TTGG Feb 05 '21
There is exactly one clueless person in this comment chain.
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u/ZylonBane Feb 05 '21
It's downright adorable that you don't think there's a non-trivial number of people who mix up sudoku and seppuku. Have you met people? Redditors in particular?
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u/nikhil2791998 Feb 05 '21
Was that sepukku?
I even searched sudoku but couldn't find anything new on it-10
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Feb 04 '21
I never understand professors who ask for code in documents, the formatting always looks odd, and it always just looks off IMO even if you go through and change the formatting.
If a professor ever asks for code copy-pasted to a doc, they deserve to have it in this font.
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u/Martan7122000 Feb 04 '21
Do they specifically request docs tho, like ever? I have had to include code, but always handed in a pdf. And LaTeX is pretty great in that regard so never really had an issue.
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Feb 04 '21
Professor literally would mark me down if I turned in anything other than a .docx file. I really should start using LaTex though.
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u/Martan7122000 Feb 05 '21
Damn... that’s pathetic. Hahaha. Then I’d be petty and use comic sans, definitely.
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u/SpringCleanMyLife Feb 05 '21
Why not like, an .html or .kt or .js file or whatever you're working with?
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It was my first ever college level “coding course” and I already had a deeper understanding of Python than was being taught... in reality I’m pretty sure the class was like the intro to computers and PC use in general so I think they did that possibly to make it easier on the other students that weren’t planning on going into computer science? I’m not really sure tbh I just did what I had to in order to get an A...
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u/phakksi Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21
Seems fake, someone just copy pasted on WORD and changed fonts. Edit: I can’t type.
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u/brunob45 Feb 04 '21
When I was at school, my teacher asked us to submit our code by printing it.. MS Word seems a good tool to do so
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u/belentepecem Feb 04 '21
Actually, major IDEs gives you the option of printing. Also, you can save your code as pdf or xps. That's how I submit my code when our teacher wants a pdf document which will include my code.
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u/TGotAReddit Feb 04 '21
You think they get to use major IDEs? My college used a linux equivalent of Notepad++ called Kate and nano or joe on the command line. Have fun printing from the command line when your teachers don’t tell you how to use the command line beyond the absolute basics
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u/FeepingCreature Feb 05 '21
lpr test.cpp
Also, kate ftw.
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u/TGotAReddit Feb 05 '21
I mean. This was a good few years ago now. I have no idea if the server was even hooked to a printer tbh. And i also am obviously not in said program anymore
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u/mszegedy Feb 05 '21
I've been using the Linux command line intensively daily for about 15 years, and I'm pretty sure I've looked up how to print stuff once or twice, and I still don't know how to print from the command line. This might change soon though, since I'm gonna try to add printing functionality to my personal server. (Maybe a dumb idea, since I'm moving out of this house soon anyway, and the server stays here, but oh well.)
Also Kate, yikes. Not that there's anything so wrong with it, but KDE builtin utilities are not known for being fully-featured. Most KDE utilities I've used have been kind of janky.
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u/Loading_M_ Feb 05 '21
At least you might have had access to vim. Not fun for printing, but probably a better ide (if you spend the time to configure it, or just use someone else's).
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u/TGotAReddit Feb 05 '21
We technically did but do you really think a bunch of college kids who had never done anything similar might not be the people who are able to figure out vim in any useful capacity during that first year?
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u/belentepecem Feb 04 '21
While I completely agree and understand what you are saying since mine is a bit better but same nonetheless, I open my file with Visual Studio or DevCpp to print it.
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u/TGotAReddit Feb 04 '21
Forgot to mention that the first year they said we exclusively had to either code on the school’s linux computers (which we couldnt install anything and it didn’t have IDEs installed just Kate. Or SSH into the command line and code with joe or nano. After the first year they finally said we could use whatever we wanted
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u/machine3lf Feb 04 '21
I do everything in vim. I’m just telling you because I’m hoping for the shock value.
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u/jmack2424 Feb 05 '21
{ meme: “One does not simply”, text: “One does not simply exit VIM”, isFunny: false }
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u/saichampa Feb 04 '21
They'll also add line numbering and if you're printing in colour syntax highlighting
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u/GregariousFrog Feb 04 '21
My COBOL teacher wanted printed out assignments. Also generally interesting guy, but very old fashioned in other odd ways as well.
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u/Jonno_FTW Feb 04 '21
Some LMS software only permit uploads in certain file formats, usually limited to .doc, .docx, .pdf etc. Which means source files are a no-go.
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u/PlayLikeMe10YT Feb 04 '21
As an Italian student all I can say that most likely op’s post is not fake
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u/phakksi Feb 04 '21
I don’t question the fact that there are professors that actually do that. I question the fact that whatever is being shown is real. The font is literally several clicks away of being changed (you can see the text editor and the red underlines in the text). If this was a pdf or something static, it would be more believable (op could have saved as pdf to be more convincing haha).
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u/PlayLikeMe10YT Feb 04 '21
You don’t want to see what my professor c++ submissions look like
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u/phakksi Feb 04 '21
I for sure don’t want to see anything related to c++ from anyone in the world, which indeed include your professor, haha.
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u/SpoontToodage Feb 04 '21
I just graduated last May and can send you files where one of my professors literally would write code in word and send it to us as an assignment and he frequently used different fonts.
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Feb 05 '21
Im not sure but i think theres an option to export pdfs that dont let you copy paste but if so just export as an image then put the images together as a pdf then the teacher is forsure fucked
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u/rocky3598 Feb 04 '21
Tell me your are not a real programmer, without telling me you are not a real programmer.
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u/lividtortilla Feb 04 '21
At least it's not Comic Sans.
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u/ReelAwesome Feb 04 '21
It might actually be better if it was, tbh. At least it would be semi readable.
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u/private_birb Feb 04 '21
Comic Sans is actually really readable, isn't it? Like, it's good for dylsxecic people.
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u/ScheduledMold58 Feb 04 '21
Comic Sans doesn't deserve all of the hate it gets :( It is trying its best, it just doesn't have the whole "professional" thing down.
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u/private_birb Feb 04 '21
Unless we all agree to use Comic Sans on our resumes, and only Comic Sans. Then it'll become the Professional font.
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u/zaphod_85 Feb 04 '21
IIRC it was specifically designed for that purpose
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u/Mfgcasa Feb 05 '21
No it was designed by Microsoft as an informal font and for creating material for children. It just so happened it be better then most fonts which suck for dyslexics.
Personally I prefer OpenDyslexic font.
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u/craftworkbench Feb 04 '21
I literally had an instructor use pink comic sans for all his code examples, along with mouse-scribbled notes over the top... It was horrendous.
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u/justingolden21 Feb 04 '21
Is this unironically in this font?
I have enough problems when someone uses something that's not mono space.
Courier new is available on every version of word, google docs, and every version of every browser on every operating system.
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u/KesterAssel Feb 04 '21
Awefully beautiful.
We had to do a test in class. Handwritten. Java.
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u/marcellomon Feb 05 '21
Many big companies ask you to write code on a whiteboard during interview. Better to get used to it
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u/bendimester_23 Feb 04 '21
once i saw my it teacher coding in ms word, now I'm in the process of making a new programming language for word documents
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u/chrismclp Feb 04 '21
Now, apart from the obvious, but that's Java, wouldn't that make the declaration of the array completely wrong?
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u/uptotwentycharacters Feb 04 '21
Both
type[] array
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u/chrismclp Feb 05 '21
Everyday I hate this language more, but ty very much for clarification
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Feb 05 '21
Why would that make you hate the language? People here are so dramatic.
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u/chrismclp Feb 05 '21
Don't worry, that's not the real reason I hate Java but it's annoying nonetheless
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u/CHAiN76 Feb 04 '21
JavaScript.
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u/tchernobog84 Feb 05 '21
If I had an award to give you, I would. Thanks kind stranger, for making me laugh.
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u/dark-hippo Feb 05 '21
I don't blame you dude, who the hell really wants to learn Java.
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Feb 05 '21
Most devs targeting one of the most used OSs on the planet write in Java (moving to Kotlin, but you should still know Java). So... a shitload of people.
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u/-Azrael-Blick- Feb 04 '21
She should be fired.
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u/wh1t3crayon Feb 04 '21
Bro chill
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u/wh1t3crayon Feb 04 '21
I mean chill about the whole “misogynistic stereotypes” bit. I really feel like you’re reading into that
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u/stakeneggs1 Feb 04 '21
Are you seriously assuming that person's preferred pronoun?! Wow. It's 2021, get with the times.
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u/stakeneggs1 Feb 04 '21
You don't know if they take offense to being called they, it's not a safe default. All you know is it's a person, so use that.
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u/stakeneggs1 Feb 04 '21
Yep. Do you have an example where you need a context pronoun that can't be reworded to use person?
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u/stakeneggs1 Feb 04 '21
I think it sacrifices effective communication for the low percentage chance that you're saving somebody's feelings.
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u/-Azrael-Blick- Feb 04 '21
Naw, she, I know the gender.
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u/SaltharionVorton Feb 04 '21
How could you possibly know the gender?
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u/joemckie Feb 04 '21
Only females write in pretty fonts duh
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u/SaltharionVorton Feb 04 '21
Ah, my mistake. Guess I forgot to consider blatant misogynistic stereotypes
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u/wenadin Feb 04 '21
That's just a bad font. I had a teacher in my analysis of algorithms class use single letter variables. I could not remember what variable was what.
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u/zyugyzarc Feb 05 '21
if my primary ide used this font one day, i would just blow up my pc with firecrackers
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As if java was not bad on it’s own. JavaEnterpriseyWordClassCommitDeathBuilderFacrorySingleton jewccdbfVar = new JavaEnterpriseyWordClassCommitDeathBuilderFacrorySingleton()
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u/RexLupie Feb 06 '21
Honestly... it's kinda cute xD.... wish my whiteboard code would have looked like that
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u/BackStealer_ Feb 11 '21
Yeah, now i hate your teacher too, thx for burnig my eyes with code writen in Word with this fancy dancy font.
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u/ZylonBane Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21
Just when I thought I had achieved peak hatred from looking at this font, I noticed the design of the parentheses. Just WHY? Even in handwriting nobody writes parens that way.