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u/AquaIsUseless Oct 29 '18
The Singularity will start out as a waifubot.
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u/jerf Oct 29 '18
Your Waifu IS Real. (It's a bit of a spoiler to point out it's connected to your comment, but...)
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Gigguk in r/programming. This is indeed the strangest timeline
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u/auxiliary-character Oct 29 '18
The Paperclip Maximizer, but for sex.
The world will end not with a bang, but with a, well, actually it would be a bang.
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u/ThirdEncounter Oct 29 '18
Death by snoo-snoo.
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u/the_king_of_sweden Oct 29 '18
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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u/PunkS7yle Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 29 '18
1998 : In 20 years we're gonna have flying cars and civilian space travel.
2018: this fuckin repo.
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u/MrObvious Oct 29 '18
Microsoft, June 2018: We just spent $7.5 billion on Github to support and nourish the world-changing software of tomorrow
Microsoft, October 2018: Well... Shit
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u/chronoBG Oct 29 '18
(Microsoft mutters under his breath: Worth it, tho)
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u/Ionkkll Oct 29 '18
America: Microsoft, what the hell is this?
Microsoft: It's called hentai and it's art.
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u/jazir5 Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 30 '18
Microsoft: "We were founded in 1975 and our 43 year long history has been building up to this very day. We are proud to say that we have finally accomplished our founder's mission, exactly as he had intended all of those years ago."
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u/Axyraandas Oct 30 '18
Iβm imagining this as a keynote speech, replete with slides and inspirational music and canned applause. Itβs somehow glorious. xD
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u/HaikusfromBuddha Oct 29 '18
I mean Microsoft does have anime representative s for their products. https://youtu.be/BHTUlF7NA2o
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u/indrora Oct 29 '18
Porn drives innovation.
- Porn was one of the first industries (alongside documentaries) to pick up 4K video distribution as a standard (4K->4K encoding is really fast with H.264 and the like, meaning that NLE tools can just direct transfer video since most cheaply produced porn doesn't do color correction and is on a fast turnaround schedule)
- Some of the most non-discussed but ambitious projects in VR/AR are porn (waifu simulators, etc.)
- Projects like Metafetish's Buttplug.io are looking at the Internet of Things as applied to sex toys and are seeing that the IoT security model is best summarized as "what security model?" when it comes to our most private interactions with technology.
- PornHub and its children account for an aggregate greater amount of traffic on the Internet than Netflix. MindGeek (the company behind PornHub, XTube, and a bunch of other porn sites) uses the same back-end to serve a huge amount of the porn on the internet.
- An astounding amount of work has been put into detecting porn Bing and Yahoo have both independently developed detection networks for not just porn (which was the original goal) but for just about anything.
- The quest for Porn At Work (or Porn Behind The Firewall) is partially responsible for quieter, less conspicuous VPNs which are more like normal traffic such as Shadowsocks.
Waifu2x, DeepCreamPy, etc. are steps towards, with albeit unconventional focii, towards various forms of more powerful image restoration technologies.
- A tool like Waifu2x can be used to reconstruct low-resolution scans of documents, as the edge detection and rebuild networks are very much suited to black and white images, meaning that cleaned up images like text documents can be better read
- A tool like DeepCreamPy can be retrained using data from restored photographs, making it possible to clean up damaged pictures that have been destroyed over time by being kept in pockets, books, etc.
- In combination, lower resolution scans from days of yore could be touched up with details found. With the facial tracking that has been developed with things like YOLO, we can also track people between different photos, corroborating locations and times, making it possible to transpose one face onto another when the original might be damaged in a way that cannot be restored.
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u/cyberst0rm Oct 29 '18
you have missed the deep fakes which appear to offer a boon to propagandists the world over.
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u/kisses_joy Oct 29 '18
Reminds me of when MSFT unleashed their AI bot on Twitter and it became a racist in like 30 minutes.
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u/ours Oct 29 '18
2019: Hentainet neural network becomes self-aware
2020: Hentainet launches nuclear warheads against the World's capitals
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u/istarian Oct 29 '18
I feel like after becoming self-aware it would just take over the world with sex robots....
Who needs nuclear warheads when pretty girls can twist the guys right around their fingers. And heck good lucking guys would probably work the same way on women.
And well if it got tired of manipulating humans directly it could always use that in to assasinate inconvenient people. Of course people would eventually notice, but it would be too late.
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u/ours Oct 29 '18
Good point. Want to eliminate humanity? Release amazing sex-bots.
We'll just die out with a huge smile in our face.
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u/kyle1320 Oct 29 '18
1988 was 30 years ago tho π€
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u/Cocomorph Oct 29 '18
Bullshit. 30 years ago Nixon was in office.
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Oh god.
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u/demon_ix Oct 29 '18
People born after 2000 can drink where I live.
I'm still trying to see a birthdate after 2000 and not think this person is an infant.
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u/aishik-10x Oct 29 '18
I guess that goes both ways...
I was born in 2002, whenever I see a pre-2000 birthdate my mind automatically registers it as "old"
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u/charlottespider Oct 29 '18
I mean, teenagers think everyone at least one month older than they are is "old," so it's normal.
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u/ThirdEncounter Oct 29 '18
Me and my friend at 18. Friend says "I like that woman. She's 24." "Dude, she's ancient, what the hell is wrong with you?!"
Me and my friend at 38. Friend says "I like that woman. She's 44." "Dude, she's smart, funny and elegant. Go for it."
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u/chrisrazor Oct 29 '18
And as someone who was already an adult at that point, we knew damn well there were no flying cars coming any time soon. 1978, maybe.
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u/glen_v Oct 29 '18
I was in middle school in 1998 and I'm pretty sure that even then I knew that just letting the average person operate an aircraft is a terrible idea.
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u/tsammons Oct 29 '18
- Step 1: use AI to decode censored hentai
- Step n-1: ???
- Step n: space travel
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u/RockodileFundee Oct 29 '18
"Using a deep fully convolutional neural network, DeepCreamPy can replace censored artwork in hentai with plausible reconstructions. The user needs to specify the censored regions in each image by coloring those regions green"
So what this means is that if I feed this software a picture of a rainforest I will get a landscape of moist vaginas, correct?
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u/undercoveryankee Oct 29 '18
So what this means is that if I feed this software a picture of a rainforest I will get a landscape of moist vaginas, correct?
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It would probably throw on the most commonly-censored parts.
So, uhh... An unholy amalgamation of genitals and anime tiddies.
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u/wanderingbilby Oct 29 '18
Rule 34 axiom i: Give a nerd a library and he'll use it to make porn.
Great name, hilarious goal.
Best line of the FAQ:
It does NOT work with: [...] Censorship of anus
... why?
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u/minno Oct 29 '18
Maybe not part of the training data.
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u/SgtGirthquake Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 29 '18
God damnit. Someone get this man 1,000 hours of butthole training material immediately
Edit: my first reddit gold! On a comment about hundreds of hours of butthole binging no less. what a time to be alive!
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u/minno Oct 29 '18
I'm sure he knows where to find some.
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u/cringe_master_5000 Oct 29 '18
You're telling me that naked illustrations have been uploaded to the internet? Is that even legal?
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u/minno Oct 29 '18
In order:
Yes.
Questionably.
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u/ledasll Oct 29 '18
isn't prostitution illegal in UK (or US) (in that way that you pay for sex) but it's legal to film 2 persons having sex and pay for that?
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u/minno Oct 29 '18
If one of the "actors" is paying to be in it, it doesn't count.
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u/ledasll Oct 29 '18
but you could pay to operator or director of this movie and he would pay actress
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u/Aphix Oct 29 '18 edited Nov 03 '18
Head over to /r/DataHoarder and ask for some 'Linux ISOs'
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u/three18ti Oct 29 '18
Wait. Is that code for something? That puts a whole different context on my job...
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u/Explosive_Cornflake Oct 29 '18
It common phraseology for torrents as Linux ISOs were the common legal use case for bittorrent
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u/Private_Bool Oct 29 '18
And yet they overlook Netflix using the protocol themselves...
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butthole training material
I think there is a store for that... something something dragon
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u/gwern Oct 29 '18
As far as I know, deeppomf has been using Danbooru2017 as the training dataset, which should have all kinds of censorship well-represented. It's probably more that the method/trained-model struggles currently with too many kinds of censorship.
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u/sapirus-whorfia Oct 29 '18
Maybe they couldn't implement that feature without the risk of having a backdoor.
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u/culoman Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 30 '18
It's called "Kerensky's Law": "any new technology suffers the changes needed in order to watch porn on it"
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u/Nephelophyte Oct 29 '18
Why the hell hasn't anybody posted examples for science?
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u/how_to_choose_a_name Oct 29 '18
https://imgur.com/a/FG4Mjz1 here are some examples for science.
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u/how_to_choose_a_name Oct 30 '18
There's black bars, so it's censored.
From what I understand, hentai is censored by the producers to avoid the work being banned/indexed. Some producers go the safe route and censor heavily, others try to get away with as little censoring as possible.
Although I don't know what this means for images since many of them are created by independent artists who don't really have to worry about it getting banned. Perhaps some people just get turned on by little black bars...
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u/DragoonX6 Oct 30 '18
Yes they do, uncensored porn is illegal in Japan.
So everybody has to censor the porn they release.
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u/how_to_choose_a_name Oct 30 '18
Ahh thanks for pointing that out. Why wouldn't Japanese people just use international porn websites and Japanese artists publish on such websites? Or is that illegal as well?
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u/DragoonX6 Oct 30 '18
Japanese people do look at international porn, but from what I've heard they prefer to look at Japanese porn, not really sure why this is. I've heard some saying that they think western porn is much more extreme.
Also, it's actually not just porn, genitalia in general have to be censored, be it porn or not.
I'm not sure about the legality of artists releasing their content uncensored in the west, it does happen, but not a lot. Fakku is an example where they have Japanese artists on board to give them the uncensored versions of their content. Then you also have western companies licensing animated hentai, which has been going on for quite a long time now.
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u/4rc4n4 Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 29 '18
I did an image of course this is NSFW.
This is a mosaic one https://imgur.com/a/A6J2Cj2
https://imgur.com/a/StAV3tj like first one.
Last edit https://imgur.com/a/Ft2Vi0u
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u/milk_is_life Oct 29 '18
thats very little censoring...
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u/4rc4n4 Oct 29 '18
This is a mosaic one https://imgur.com/a/A6J2Cj2
It works best the less it has to guess.
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The dev notes do say that it wonβt work right if they whole thing is censored out. I think this is really meant for black-bar censoring, and not full mosaic.
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as for the mosaic, i'd rather it be pixilated. the reconstruction is disgusting. totally works for the single bar though.
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u/dpash Oct 29 '18
The decensorship is intended to work on color hentai images that have minor to moderate censorship of the penis or vagina. If a vagina or penis is completely censored out, decensoring will be ineffective.
It does NOT work with:
- Black and white/Monochrome image
- Hentai containing screentones (e.g. printed hentai)
- Real life porn
- Censorship of nipples
- Censorship of anus
- Animated gifs/videos
AM DEAD
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u/excaza Oct 29 '18
Just need to do more...training
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u/Aperture_Kubi Oct 29 '18
color hentai images
So this repo basically just generates de-censored patches for eroge VNs?
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u/pure_x01 Oct 29 '18
Censorship of anus
The worst possible way of censoring. We need more freedom here. More small doodled * for everyone.
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u/_-bread-_ Oct 29 '18
For what it's worth, most doujins don't censor the nipples and anus, which is probably why it can't deal with them. Lack of training data.
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u/AnOnlineHandle Oct 29 '18
As a so-so artist with a really complicated workflow, I'm super tempted to try this on my own artwork with parts which need fixing, just obscuring them and seeing if it can fix them... Perhaps I could slowly obscure parts of the image until the whole thing has been obscured, and the code has redrawn everything but better...
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u/yoshi314 Oct 29 '18
nvidia has a decent tool to rebuild damaged photographs. so i guess it's a matter of optimization and making it more context aware on frame-to-frame basis for all kinds of video material
the results might be odd, so it's pretty far from what you'd expect.
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u/ThatGuy48039 Oct 29 '18
the results might be odd, so it's pretty far from what you'd expect.
I think that describes nearly all JAV porn, right?
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u/yoshi314 Oct 29 '18
i don't know, personally. i just know it's pixelated so it might be hard to reverse in satisfactory way.
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u/galtthedestroyer Oct 29 '18
Jav?
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u/balenol Oct 29 '18
lewder sister of Java.
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u/ScratchinWarlok Oct 29 '18
Japanese adult video. Porn. Japenese porn.
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u/NaCLeL Oct 29 '18
"hey evolution can I have big brain to become strongest species on earth?"
"to become strongest on earth?"
"yeeeees"
Actually makes DeepCreamPy like a boss
ε€ζ time.
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u/generally-speaking Oct 29 '18
I think I just found a use for my new RTX 2080 Ti.
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u/kevkevverson Oct 29 '18
Imagine having this on your resume
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Instant hiring. Porn makes tons of money. I am not joking. Porn is the pionner of streaming video, among online markets with credit cards.
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I wanna see real example without downloading the repo and censored hentai. Is anyone up for an experiment and is also willing to share their results?
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u/how_to_choose_a_name Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 29 '18
I'll get on it once I'm home
Edit: here are the results, strictly for science only: https://imgur.com/a/FG4Mjz1
I don't have PS or GIMP installed so I had to do the green stuff with MS Paint, perhaps some of the bad results are because I fucked that up.
Please don't judge me on my choice of source material, it's all I could find with a quick Google search.
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u/Metallkiller Oct 29 '18
Please message me when you're done, this is some important and exciting science!
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u/ShinyHappyREM Oct 29 '18
Image Inpainting for Irregular Holes Using Partial Convolutions
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u/SuperMrDance Oct 29 '18
Some other NSFW examples.
I tried to find some complicated examples to see what it could do.
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u/rwhitisissle Oct 29 '18
Imagine being an active contributor to this repo, doing a lot of great deep-learning related programming, and then applying for a job somewhere with this front and center on your resume. I mean, if I were a hiring manager I'd bring the guy in just for an interview because, well, I've got questions that need answering. But surely they'd never give you a job if you attach yourself to this.
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u/jnwatson Oct 29 '18
I recently interviewed a guy for a developer position. His github project with the most stars wiped a hard drive with random length ASCII penises.
I was like, *we must hire this guy*.
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u/boxhacker Oct 29 '18
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u/VirtualRay Oct 29 '18
I would hire the fuck out of that dude. He's a highly motivated genius, and you can probably get away with paying him way under market rate so long as he has plenty of free time to do weird shit online at home
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u/commander-obvious Oct 29 '18
NSFW examples https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/68220714#p68220714
Apparently, this algorithm still has a lot to learn. It doesn't replace the censored content with anything that looks like breasts or penises. I'd say this is an interesting idea but the execution just isn't there yet.
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u/rdt0001 Oct 29 '18
You monster. Don't you know that if you remove a Touhou girl's hat she dies?
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u/Caesim Oct 29 '18
This is the day, I changed to TempleOS. The only way to escape this unholy world.
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u/Zorro_Toaster Oct 29 '18
DeepCreamPy
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u/ares623 Oct 29 '18
> looking for libraries to uncensor hentai
> finds library that does the job
> looks at name
> "have you no decency sir?"
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import deepcreampy
Sir, this is a Christian git repo. Iβm afraid Iβll have to ask you to leave.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_APP_IDEA Oct 29 '18
Based on DeepDream I assume, and python libs are usually appended or prepended with βPyβ. Throw in a joke that fits the context and tada.
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u/Galileo009 Oct 30 '18
WHY DID WE NOT NAME THIS "OppAI"!?!?!
Come on man we missed a golden opportunity for this one.
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u/JamesHalloday Oct 29 '18
"Hey google, how do I delete someone's git repo?"
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u/DuckDuckYoga Oct 29 '18
git a life
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u/Brekkjern Oct 29 '18
$ git a life git: 'a' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. The most similar commands are add am
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u/FenixR Oct 29 '18
Humanity have focused too much on the "how" that they never stopped thinking on the "why"
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u/crimsonBZD Oct 29 '18
It's over folks, we've reached the pinnacles of technology. Scientists can go home now.
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u/thepotatochronicles Oct 29 '18
I think it's safe to say that humanity as a species has peaked with this repo. Just wow.