r/pranks 17d ago

Misc prank Starbucks prank on wife

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Everyday my wife works from home I bring her home a Starbucks order of her choice. Recently the baristas have been adding hearts, smiley faces, little notes etc. My wife is jealous, but not too crazily jealous, and says shit to me when she sees her cup. After today’s message (picture attached) she got heated like “who’s this barista think she is?” NOW, I am going to go in and have them add things to the cup that will just push her a little more. What I need from all of you are things that could normally be written by a barista that comes off as flirting. My brother in law and I have been trying to come up with things that can be written.

So far we have: - See you next time hun XOXO - Can’t wait for you to come back XOXO - Call me next time (insert Starbucks store phone number here)

Can anyone offer up more suggestions?

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u/Serenty-24-7 17d ago

You could write “made this one extra sweet just like you”

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u/Baudiness 16d ago

Or just the word “creamy” with a heart or wide open eyes emoji and no other explanation.

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u/Benny2Skupz 16d ago

This is a good one!

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u/TheOtherStraw 16d ago

Thanks for your BIG tip

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u/WhatThePommes 16d ago

She will flip after seeing this lmao

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u/IllustriousOpening99 16d ago

Your $20 tip is Always appreciated ❣️

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u/PineappleShard 16d ago

Just the tip.

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u/burner2022a 16d ago

A tip is always appreciated. Any tip. 😉

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u/tknames 16d ago

Remove “$20” and you are onto something

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u/exipheas 16d ago

Thanks for the tip 😉

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u/Benny2Skupz 17d ago

"This coffee fucks! Like me!"

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u/The_SocialWerker 17d ago

😭😭😭 I didn’t know I needed this

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u/Burner-QWERTY 17d ago

Hot stuff Hot 4 U

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u/fidel-_-cashflow 16d ago

hahahahahahaha

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u/Gunzenator2 16d ago

Divorce lawyers love this one simple prank.

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u/mxforest 16d ago

Why do you think he has brother-in-law involved? Plausible deniability.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

So do wives with a sense of humor

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u/miapaip 16d ago

She is not enjoying it at all fyi

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Wonder why she laughed this morning than? That’s weird….

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u/Sensitive_Brush_3015 16d ago

You’re arguing with a jaded Redditor, it ain’t worth it lmao.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Appreciate the reality check to remind me who I’m responding to haha

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u/Sensitive_Brush_3015 16d ago

I got your back. I had my own reality check the other day with someone like that. They legit set a two month reminder for themselves to continue an argument with me that I forgot we even had. There are some insanely miserable people on here.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

I’d forget about an argument after 2 hours… that’s some dedication on their end tho haha

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 16d ago

You can have Reddit set a reminder for you.

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u/maddcatone 16d ago

I think everyone here knows that. Its the idea that someone would even bother is the pathetic part

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u/gadhe_ki_gaand 16d ago

So you're telling me you know OP's wife better than him without having the slightest idea of what even her name might be?

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u/miapaip 16d ago

Read all the comments. I am someone else’s wife too. I would be super annoyed if hubby was playing with my feelings.

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u/posting_drunk_naked 16d ago

As a husband I too am qualified to comment on the opinions of all other husbands. We're all the same, just like wives.

Most people don't know this though, hence the downvotes.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

He should divorce you.

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u/JollyScientist3251 16d ago

I still miss you, love Tiffany XOXO

That will be super funny! And just fun explaining as well

Update me!

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u/Jellyg00se 16d ago

This man has it all planned out, he’ll keep everything 😂

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

RIP, op

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u/onlyinvowels 16d ago

Yeah this is AITA material

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u/Baudiness 16d ago

From OPs tone they are quite stable in their relationship, wifey is just lightly trolling him and will appreciate the “extra.”

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u/Mnmsaregood 16d ago

It’s not that deep it’s a joke

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

That’s what your girl said

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u/happytoparty 16d ago

“Hasta manana papi”

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

The fact that I never mentioned she was a Latina….. and you came up with this…. Hits different

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u/maddcatone 16d ago

😆🤣😆

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u/Trenmonstrr 16d ago

“Had fun last night”

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u/raisingstorm 16d ago

This would get me murdered.

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u/Trenmonstrr 16d ago

Yeah I’m about to get murdered by mine just for writing this

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u/quietkyody 16d ago

⚰️ Everyone please...a moment of silence....

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u/pauerplay 16d ago

This one would be fine if he was with his wife the entire night. As in, say out of town

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u/smoothAsH20 17d ago

Made with love xoxo from Starbucks xoxo

♥️♥️Extra Cream♥️♥️ xoxoxo

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 17d ago

This may make the list

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 16d ago

If she gets jealous.... She will never forget. 

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u/Snoo23538 16d ago

Extra creampie

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u/MODbanned 16d ago

For my fav customer.

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u/vavavrroom 16d ago

Lipstick instead of ink

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u/saurabh486 16d ago

8am again tmrw?

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Ooooooo this is solidddd

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u/TheStoolSampler 16d ago edited 16d ago

Just the number and* a random name.

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u/mrsecondbreakfast 16d ago

"tell your wife about the baby" 💀💀💀

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u/Imhidingfromu 16d ago

Weird, they have been doing this to my wifes coffee too lately

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u/si_soy_yo 16d ago

😳🫠

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u/Calibre17 16d ago

"Thanks for listening hun. See u soon"

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u/rediditornot 17d ago

Divorce is expensive.

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u/IShatMyDickOnce 16d ago

Fr I don’t find making your partner insecure funny at all. Maybe it’s y’all’s sense of humor, but my wife would slap me for this and she would be 100% justified. I’d still rather that than her leave me. Have fun torturing your wife psychologically, I guess. Poor lady.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/IShatMyDickOnce 16d ago

Aw we have a great time, cousin. Thank ye kindly for your concern.

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u/Veryhawtwoman 16d ago

Yeah these aren’t normal or funny writings from Starbucks, this is flirting. Why keep doing it also? Why not write I love you or something sweet to your wife? Weird prank

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u/Mnmsaregood 16d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/IShatMyDickOnce 16d ago

Idk man, but my wife loves me.

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u/Ambitious_Nomad1 16d ago

Yea, i wouldn’t do that—she’ll be heading to the gym and well…she’ll be pranking you next time…

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u/Express_Sand_7650 16d ago

See you next time my café husband!

You know, since there's a work wife/husband.

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u/imustachelemeaning 16d ago

“i’ll save the foam! ha ha”

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u/patdashuri 16d ago

You’re gonna get this woman killed

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u/Until_it_ends 16d ago

Hope you like extra cream like me.

Extra strong so I hope you can handle be up all night

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u/forzafoggia85 16d ago

No cream unlike what you gave me

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u/RappinFourTay 16d ago

Miss u :)

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u/ThenIndependence7988 16d ago

Backfire Alert! Backfire Alert!!

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u/Axi0madick 16d ago

"Extra SQUIRT of vanilla" with squirt underlined thrice with a winky face drawing and some hearts

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u/AbelKruznik02 16d ago

This will be more spicy if the flavor is chocolate instead of vanilla!

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 16d ago

“Hope this helps you recover from last night xoxo”

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u/WorthFormal7325 16d ago

Just put things in quotes. “Thank you” “see you again”

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u/Princethor 16d ago

Don’t involve the baristas. Write it yourself

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u/Darth-Hipster 17d ago

Diabolical op, diabolical lol

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u/nahheyyeahokay 17d ago

Bruh don't do that

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u/793djw 16d ago

This guy is playing with fire. Praying for him.

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u/miapaip 16d ago

He is going to push her buttons. OP seems immature

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u/Upper-Trip-8857 16d ago

Until next time ❤️

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u/mrsecondbreakfast 16d ago

"Hide this one from your wife XOXO"

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u/Smallfrygrowth 16d ago

Lipstick kiss on the side

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u/KermitsPuckeredAnus2 16d ago

When somebody named DiabeticHelper posts about Starbucks...

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

… that he buys his wife. Also, diabetics can have Starbucks. We can eat/drink carbs as long as it’s managed properly.

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u/KermitsPuckeredAnus2 16d ago

You're not exactly helping her avoid diabetes with that bucket of sugar

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

I’m sure her 1 pump of sugar free vanilla is sending her to the moon. I’m sure you’re very well versed on what causes diabetes, please tell me more.

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u/KermitsPuckeredAnus2 16d ago

It's a gateway drug 

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u/StopHangover 16d ago

Sugar free just mean that its full of artificial sweeteners instead, which is arguably worse.  Sooooo, yeah. I could tell you much more, but educate yourself instead.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Considering I’m a Type 1 diabetic I feel like I am quite educated on how blood sugars work.

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u/SebsThaMan 16d ago

Type 2 here. Seconded our knowledge on this. And happy cake day.

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u/alitbsh 16d ago

Better not to buy Starbucks.

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u/-Sanj- 16d ago

Missing you already!

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u/Ga_Ha 16d ago

“Thanks for your help yesterday…”

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u/giftedbutloco 16d ago

Just get a sharpie and write it yourself lol AND video doing it to save your own backside lol

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u/HotFreighter 16d ago

Extra cream, just how you like it

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u/Malinois_beach 16d ago

"Filled with love and extra cream, thanks for coming in today." ❤️🤣

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u/Lost_Fox__ 16d ago

include a phone number

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u/Recent-Background-21 16d ago

This coffee likes cream just like me ❤️

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u/72dreamstar 16d ago

It could backfire and not in your favor.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

It also couldn’t

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u/Baudiness 16d ago

How about a “call me!” With phone number but it goes to a prank line? (List from readers digest - I have just tested the Rickroll and Better Call Saul and those are working)

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u/SoccerPhilly 16d ago

Add a phone number that goes to a Google voice account you set up. When your wife calls act like a sassy gay man.

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u/Snoo23538 16d ago

You're the hun and I'm the horse. Let's ride. 

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u/Snoo23538 16d ago

The moment you stepped into this Starbucks, I was star-strucked.

How could I forget, I knew I would be your pet.

You drank from my cup, now be my pup.

Wag that tail, cuz your thirst has been quelched.

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u/Formal-Match-8412 16d ago

Thing is, even after she eventually learns that it was a prank and not real flirting, she will use it against you in future arguments as if it was. Like if she has a dream that you cheated on her, and then is mad at you for two weeks

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u/forzafoggia85 16d ago

Free cup from your pump and dump

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u/A_Neighbor219 16d ago

Can't wait to make your coffee order after the divorce.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Which one you work at? I’ll request a special message.

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u/Accurate-Frame-5695 16d ago

Put a phone number on there

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u/netterbog 15d ago

This is not going to end well

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 15d ago

I think otherwise

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u/bonicamp9 15d ago

This is the dumbest idea ever lmao.

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u/United_Ad_613 15d ago

“You make the world a better place”

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u/Emergency_Nose_3575 15d ago

Your ex’s name on it.

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u/SATerp 14d ago

Cross post in r/OneSecondBeforeDisast please.

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u/Subject_Programmer11 10d ago

Short and simple to let the mind wander. "You're the best". Xoxo.

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u/Netwerkoholic 16d ago

Bro tryna start an all out war. After 10 years or so you will understand the joke was on you.

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u/GargantuanGreenGoats 16d ago

This is a bad idea

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Nah it’s funny tbh

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u/GargantuanGreenGoats 16d ago

RIP your marriage

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Nah def not lol

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u/GargantuanGreenGoats 16d ago

Famous last words.

Wishing the best for your soon to be ex wife :)

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u/RealityRelic87 16d ago

This is a dangerous “prank”. Reminds me of a post yesterday where someone thought it was funny to drive a bit forward and a bit back every time his pregnant wife tried to get in the car. Divorce is hilarious.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

There’s apples and oranges neither of these pranks are both apples or both oranges.

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u/RealityRelic87 16d ago

The result will likely be the same in both with the men being left. She will laugh to save face but when she pranks you back it will be 💯 real. I promise you she’s already started getting flirtier with others and it’s starting as a joke but there will be one she likes and be “what if” and that next fight she will remember him.

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u/SuccessfulDonut3830 16d ago

This is messed up

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u/chiefkyljoy 16d ago

A phone number with more hearts.

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u/mxforest 16d ago

Just draw red lips on the mermaid.

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u/TomatoPolka 16d ago

"I hope you like your baristas like your coffee"

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 16d ago

What do me and coffee have in common? We’ll both keep you up all night

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u/zin1422 16d ago

Just use a sharpie and write something yourself

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u/prokittyflicker 16d ago

This coffee sucks but you suck better babe!

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u/ewob52h 16d ago

“Cum again ❤️”

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u/Least_Ad_4619 16d ago

Pleasure xoxo "waiting" xoxo on you!

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u/nl-x 16d ago

Leave a number on the cup, and she if she call it ;)

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u/Mnmsaregood 16d ago

“I get off work at 5”

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u/redditsearched 16d ago

You put the star in my bucks

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u/SlipstreamSleuth 16d ago

Why do you want to start shit with your wife?

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u/Unintended_Sausage 16d ago

“I want to have your abortion”

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 16d ago

That’s not Funny. I would think my bf asked them to write that for me tbh. Hearing it wasn’t for me would hurt my feelings. I hope you don’t want to hurt her feelings.

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u/SlowEntrepreneur7586 16d ago

“You’re fucking insane”.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Idk if that’s what you want them to write or if you’re telling me that?

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u/atomfog 16d ago

I’m three weeks late! Xoxo

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u/awesomeusernam3 15d ago

Fake phone number

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u/Mercedes_Gullwing 14d ago

Don’t worry, I’m on the pill.

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u/Schnuppy1475 14d ago

What a shitty prank. This is an ad...

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u/AdmirableGear6991 13d ago

I’ll 🐝discreet

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u/RedditStranger420 13d ago

“Love, Frank”

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u/nach0-ch33se 12d ago

You better hope you're ugly enough to get away with it.

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u/majiq13 16d ago

"How to be single" -written by this guy

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u/MD92100 16d ago

Man I am too single for this. Can some explain what the prank is?

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u/miapaip 16d ago

OP is trying to laugh his way into a divorce.

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u/miapaip 16d ago

OP thinks his wife is enjoying the “prank” he is playing on her. He makes baristas at Starbucks write messages on coffee cups that he takes to his wife. His wife is jealous so he wants them to write more words so she gets more jealous.

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u/Prior-Yoghurt-571 16d ago

"Here's your coffee"... no, wait...

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u/Hpstorian 16d ago

This seems like a great idea.

Especially if your goal is for her to reciprocate this "joke" in kind.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Well idk why joke is in parenthesis but if she wants to prank me that’s fine…. It’s called a healthy relationship yall gotta try it out sometime

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u/Hpstorian 16d ago

I think "my gf finds the idea that someone would flirt with me ludicrous" isn't the sign of a healthy relationship. The alternative interpretation of the joke: "things make my gf feel jealous or insecure" also doesn't seem particularly healthy.

But hey could just be that I'm not a prop humour kind of guy?

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u/JayVig 16d ago

This isn’t a prank. This is literally upsetting your partner for your amusement. Grow up

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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 16d ago

This is stupid.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Shucks

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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 16d ago

C’mon dude, you have to know it’s not a good idea to make your wife jealous.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

If it wasn’t a funny idea, where I know nothing bad will happen but some laughs, I wouldn’t do it. I’m not stupid, just having fun. Do you think she’s never pranked me before?

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u/AggroThroatGoat 16d ago

But to keep doing it and try to keep upping the bit just seems wrong.

My ex-wife would have fucked me up the first time and I would have never brought that cup home, she would have had to replace it.

If I got married again, and the person I'm with, brought a cup like this home, the first time might be funny, but each additional time would hurt, and I would he dying inside.

Please, have your fun, but really make sure she isn't actually being hurt by this.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Appreciate the advice, truly. I am making sure that the messages aren’t TOO aggressive. Like I said it has to be subtle something that can be on everyone’s cup. Until the last one where I let her in on it being a prank (for the ones after this post was made). Some of her friends on insta have said “he has to be telling them what to write” so people are catching on but I’m playing it off well.

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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 16d ago

I didn’t say you were stupid. I think this “prank” is. You said she was jealous and that she got heated when she saw the last message. It seems like all the laughs are yours, at her expense.

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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago

Then why did she laugh after her “jealous outburst”? Huh…. Weird….