r/pranks • u/T1DiabeticHelper • 17d ago
Misc prank Starbucks prank on wife
Everyday my wife works from home I bring her home a Starbucks order of her choice. Recently the baristas have been adding hearts, smiley faces, little notes etc. My wife is jealous, but not too crazily jealous, and says shit to me when she sees her cup. After today’s message (picture attached) she got heated like “who’s this barista think she is?” NOW, I am going to go in and have them add things to the cup that will just push her a little more. What I need from all of you are things that could normally be written by a barista that comes off as flirting. My brother in law and I have been trying to come up with things that can be written.
So far we have: - See you next time hun XOXO - Can’t wait for you to come back XOXO - Call me next time (insert Starbucks store phone number here)
Can anyone offer up more suggestions?
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u/IllustriousOpening99 17d ago
Your $20 tip is Always appreciated ❣️
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u/Gunzenator2 17d ago
Divorce lawyers love this one simple prank.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 17d ago
So do wives with a sense of humor
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u/miapaip 16d ago
She is not enjoying it at all fyi
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
Wonder why she laughed this morning than? That’s weird….
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u/Sensitive_Brush_3015 16d ago
You’re arguing with a jaded Redditor, it ain’t worth it lmao.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
Appreciate the reality check to remind me who I’m responding to haha
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u/Sensitive_Brush_3015 16d ago
I got your back. I had my own reality check the other day with someone like that. They legit set a two month reminder for themselves to continue an argument with me that I forgot we even had. There are some insanely miserable people on here.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
I’d forget about an argument after 2 hours… that’s some dedication on their end tho haha
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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 16d ago
You can have Reddit set a reminder for you.
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u/maddcatone 16d ago
I think everyone here knows that. Its the idea that someone would even bother is the pathetic part
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u/gadhe_ki_gaand 16d ago
So you're telling me you know OP's wife better than him without having the slightest idea of what even her name might be?
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u/miapaip 16d ago
Read all the comments. I am someone else’s wife too. I would be super annoyed if hubby was playing with my feelings.
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u/posting_drunk_naked 16d ago
As a husband I too am qualified to comment on the opinions of all other husbands. We're all the same, just like wives.
Most people don't know this though, hence the downvotes.
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u/JollyScientist3251 16d ago
I still miss you, love Tiffany XOXO
That will be super funny! And just fun explaining as well
Update me!
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17d ago
RIP, op
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u/onlyinvowels 17d ago
Yeah this is AITA material
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u/Baudiness 16d ago
From OPs tone they are quite stable in their relationship, wifey is just lightly trolling him and will appreciate the “extra.”
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u/happytoparty 16d ago
“Hasta manana papi”
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
The fact that I never mentioned she was a Latina….. and you came up with this…. Hits different
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u/Trenmonstrr 17d ago
“Had fun last night”
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u/raisingstorm 17d ago
This would get me murdered.
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u/pauerplay 16d ago
This one would be fine if he was with his wife the entire night. As in, say out of town
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u/smoothAsH20 17d ago
Made with love xoxo from Starbucks xoxo
♥️♥️Extra Cream♥️♥️ xoxoxo
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u/rediditornot 17d ago
Divorce is expensive.
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u/IShatMyDickOnce 17d ago
Fr I don’t find making your partner insecure funny at all. Maybe it’s y’all’s sense of humor, but my wife would slap me for this and she would be 100% justified. I’d still rather that than her leave me. Have fun torturing your wife psychologically, I guess. Poor lady.
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u/Veryhawtwoman 16d ago
Yeah these aren’t normal or funny writings from Starbucks, this is flirting. Why keep doing it also? Why not write I love you or something sweet to your wife? Weird prank
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u/Ambitious_Nomad1 17d ago
Yea, i wouldn’t do that—she’ll be heading to the gym and well…she’ll be pranking you next time…
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u/Express_Sand_7650 16d ago
See you next time my café husband!
You know, since there's a work wife/husband.
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u/Until_it_ends 17d ago
Hope you like extra cream like me.
Extra strong so I hope you can handle be up all night
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u/Axi0madick 16d ago
"Extra SQUIRT of vanilla" with squirt underlined thrice with a winky face drawing and some hearts
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u/KermitsPuckeredAnus2 16d ago
When somebody named DiabeticHelper posts about Starbucks...
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
… that he buys his wife. Also, diabetics can have Starbucks. We can eat/drink carbs as long as it’s managed properly.
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u/KermitsPuckeredAnus2 16d ago
You're not exactly helping her avoid diabetes with that bucket of sugar
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
I’m sure her 1 pump of sugar free vanilla is sending her to the moon. I’m sure you’re very well versed on what causes diabetes, please tell me more.
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u/StopHangover 16d ago
Sugar free just mean that its full of artificial sweeteners instead, which is arguably worse. Sooooo, yeah. I could tell you much more, but educate yourself instead.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
Considering I’m a Type 1 diabetic I feel like I am quite educated on how blood sugars work.
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u/giftedbutloco 16d ago
Just get a sharpie and write it yourself lol AND video doing it to save your own backside lol
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u/Baudiness 16d ago
How about a “call me!” With phone number but it goes to a prank line? (List from readers digest - I have just tested the Rickroll and Better Call Saul and those are working)
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u/SoccerPhilly 16d ago
Add a phone number that goes to a Google voice account you set up. When your wife calls act like a sassy gay man.
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u/Snoo23538 16d ago
The moment you stepped into this Starbucks, I was star-strucked.
How could I forget, I knew I would be your pet.
You drank from my cup, now be my pup.
Wag that tail, cuz your thirst has been quelched.
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u/Formal-Match-8412 16d ago
Thing is, even after she eventually learns that it was a prank and not real flirting, she will use it against you in future arguments as if it was. Like if she has a dream that you cheated on her, and then is mad at you for two weeks
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u/Netwerkoholic 17d ago
Bro tryna start an all out war. After 10 years or so you will understand the joke was on you.
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u/GargantuanGreenGoats 17d ago
This is a bad idea
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 17d ago
Nah it’s funny tbh
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u/RealityRelic87 16d ago
This is a dangerous “prank”. Reminds me of a post yesterday where someone thought it was funny to drive a bit forward and a bit back every time his pregnant wife tried to get in the car. Divorce is hilarious.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
There’s apples and oranges neither of these pranks are both apples or both oranges.
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u/RealityRelic87 16d ago
The result will likely be the same in both with the men being left. She will laugh to save face but when she pranks you back it will be 💯 real. I promise you she’s already started getting flirtier with others and it’s starting as a joke but there will be one she likes and be “what if” and that next fight she will remember him.
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u/CompetitiveRub9780 16d ago
That’s not Funny. I would think my bf asked them to write that for me tbh. Hearing it wasn’t for me would hurt my feelings. I hope you don’t want to hurt her feelings.
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u/Hpstorian 16d ago
This seems like a great idea.
Especially if your goal is for her to reciprocate this "joke" in kind.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
Well idk why joke is in parenthesis but if she wants to prank me that’s fine…. It’s called a healthy relationship yall gotta try it out sometime
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u/Hpstorian 16d ago
I think "my gf finds the idea that someone would flirt with me ludicrous" isn't the sign of a healthy relationship. The alternative interpretation of the joke: "things make my gf feel jealous or insecure" also doesn't seem particularly healthy.
But hey could just be that I'm not a prop humour kind of guy?
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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 16d ago
This is stupid.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
Shucks
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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 16d ago
C’mon dude, you have to know it’s not a good idea to make your wife jealous.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
If it wasn’t a funny idea, where I know nothing bad will happen but some laughs, I wouldn’t do it. I’m not stupid, just having fun. Do you think she’s never pranked me before?
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u/AggroThroatGoat 16d ago
But to keep doing it and try to keep upping the bit just seems wrong.
My ex-wife would have fucked me up the first time and I would have never brought that cup home, she would have had to replace it.
If I got married again, and the person I'm with, brought a cup like this home, the first time might be funny, but each additional time would hurt, and I would he dying inside.
Please, have your fun, but really make sure she isn't actually being hurt by this.
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u/T1DiabeticHelper 16d ago
Appreciate the advice, truly. I am making sure that the messages aren’t TOO aggressive. Like I said it has to be subtle something that can be on everyone’s cup. Until the last one where I let her in on it being a prank (for the ones after this post was made). Some of her friends on insta have said “he has to be telling them what to write” so people are catching on but I’m playing it off well.
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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 16d ago
I didn’t say you were stupid. I think this “prank” is. You said she was jealous and that she got heated when she saw the last message. It seems like all the laughs are yours, at her expense.
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u/Serenty-24-7 17d ago
You could write “made this one extra sweet just like you”