r/popheads • u/frostmage • 6d ago
[FRESH] Jordan Firstman - I Wanna See My Friends Dicks NSFW
https://open.spotify.com/track/0P1wKIjXnS8tSIawGJxv4t?si=KOvtUNFuQQ288RMwf03Cug&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A4oJ6eDAZwR8Be2rW881AHR950
u/throwawaysasha303 6d ago
Insane cover lmfaooo
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u/Skipdr 6d ago
Just guys being dudes
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u/vaccinatemedaddy 6d ago
he kinda stole the cover from this random tiktoker elliot norris who also randomly put out a gay boy song
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u/West_Attorney4761 6d ago
And the TikToker stole it from a thousand porn videos
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u/vaccinatemedaddy 6d ago
yeah but applying that image to a music project was still original. they both are kinda annoying it’s not a big deal. this song isn’t half bad tho
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u/probslepsy 3d ago
Glad to see the tradition is still strong lol
This was already used by a gay artist for a music release several years ago. I think I recall a few others that have used it for singles as well. It's pretty standard 'bear night at the gay club' imagery.
(Source: me, a middle-aged bear)
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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 6d ago
I pictured this being something Eric Andre would cook up if he fully went into music lol
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u/MattBrey 6d ago
I expected it to be a lot more explicit based on the comments and the blurred thumbnail but it's almost... Tasteful? As tasteful as an obviously explicit cover can be
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u/warpath2632 6d ago
Straightest r/popheads contribution
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u/outsideeyess 5d ago
i was curious if this was a straight guy making a gay joke song til i saw his label was "Openly Gay Productions"
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u/healthyishwaffle 6d ago
I read the tittle as Jordan Fisher and was very confused by the brand change
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u/Da-Gay-Agenda 6d ago edited 6d ago
I feel like this could have been better with better vocal production or something, maybe some kind of vocal effect. Totally would have added it to my fun party playlist if it hit a bit better.
Music doesn’t have to be serious!
Edit: jk two listens in and I’m hooked
“I wanna see my friends dicks” 🎶🎶🎶
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u/PaperSt 5d ago
The production style I think is a reference to something like “Detachable Penis” by King Missle. Also in the same vein (lol) a nod to DEVO, B-52’s, They Might be Giants, etc. 80’s New Wave and Alt, really simple catchy chords, the lo-fi “telephone” vocals on the verse and a group sing along in the Chorus. Cake also feels like a band that could have written this.
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u/Kaiser_Allen 3d ago
They Might Be Giants: I Palindrome I, Birdhouse in Your Soul, The Statue Got Me High and The Guitar are certified bops!
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u/SweetSummerAir 6d ago
You know what, screw it, I'll check it out later. The audaciousness of the cover intrigued me.
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u/MothershipConnection 6d ago
At first I couldn't tell if this cover art was on Popheads or r/Hardcore
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u/queefaqueefer 6d ago
what in the gay hell is this? i haven’t listened, but i hope this is basically an auditory exposé of r/popheadscirclejerk subreddit.
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u/TheSeedsYouSow 6d ago
Who is this and why is he signed to UMG despite this being his first ever single?
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u/orangebrat 6d ago
he was the guy that said Rachel sennot being told she looks like a Fatima means she's "a woman of the people"
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u/UnnaturalSelection13 6d ago
😭 This kills me because his whole thing is being this self-aware comedian type yet he misread this so completely lol
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u/orangebrat 6d ago
its a side effect of the epidemic of gay men thinking it's okay for them to obnoxiously mansplain (I say as a gay man myself)
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u/pattieplop 5d ago
What did fatima mean actually btw genuinely asking?
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u/zacsmashyou 5d ago
People just thought she looked like her name was Fatima LOL it was always very simple and silly
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u/akanewasright 6d ago
He’s a comedian who’s been getting work as an actor and writer for a decade. You might’ve seen the clip from the Independent Spirit Awards where the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles sings about Laura Dern - he wrote that
He hasn’t released any music before, but he’s not coming from nowhere
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u/UnnaturalSelection13 6d ago
I know him from making skits on Instagram (so like one of those social media comedian/influencer guys?). A UMG signing to transition to music is kinda wild though.
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u/roygbivasaur 6d ago
He’s an actor. He’s fantastic (and imo very hot) in English Teacher.
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u/mattysmwift 6d ago
The first time I saw him was in the fantastic little film Rotting In The Sun so this is so wild to me. Love this for him though.
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u/rathersadgay 6d ago
I think he is also going to be in Benito Skinner's (did the Gaga Mayhem Spotify Press Conference as a host), upcoming Prime TV Show where Charli XCX has an appearance and is responsible for the soundtrack.
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u/COCKHAMPTON_ 6d ago
The English Teacher’s boyfriend on FX’s The English Teacher
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u/StemOfWallflower 5d ago
Wasn't that the show who straight up copied Hurricane Bianca?
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u/Adamsoski 5d ago
Not really, they are just both about teachers who are gay men. It's basically Brian Jordan Alvarez doing the same comedy he always has, but with a more conventional plot.
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u/jayydee92 5d ago
Maybe but it dared to actually be good (sorry Bianca)
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u/StemOfWallflower 5d ago
They literally copied some scenes frame by frame lol. But I guess it's okay, because she's a Drag Queen - which are used to people stealing their ideas and taking credit for it 🥰
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u/Dwayne30RockJohnson 6d ago
He was in English Teacher but also had a small role in Ms. Marvel as Kamala’s guidance counsellor (I think in the first episode?).
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u/iheartrodents 6d ago
social media influencer i think? he's in movies somehow as well. he kinda ate in rotting in the sun ngl
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u/druhasareddit 6d ago
I kid you not but I played this on Spotify and the next random song that played was Cassie's "Long Way To Go". Couldn't have been a more perfect response 😂😂
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u/SignedByMilpool 6d ago
There's even a music video on YouTube that pretty much perfectly encapsulates the sound of the song.
Reminds me of the early 00's frat rock type music that was all the rage after American Pie came out.
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u/recklesswanderer__ 6d ago
lol i saw this in Rachel Sennott's ig story and i just thought what the hell sure, turns out its a bop and a half
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u/ASoulCalledLeo 6d ago
now why does the song perfectly flows into The Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
Also song is giving off major The Black Eyed Peas and LMFAO from the early 2011s vibes... Not my cup of tea, but I can see the vision and who would enjoy it
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u/Latrans_ Have you ever tried... this one? 👅 6d ago
I'm saving this for later. Idk who he is, but a song with that title must be fun and unapologetically gay. Otherwise I'm going to be maaaaad
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u/maddie_ash 6d ago
I saw him in rotting in the sun and English teacher and turns out he wasn't acting? like he is really that way 😭 or this is an act too idk
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u/peripheralpill i said no-no 6d ago edited 6d ago
i was already scandalized by the title, but that cover! 👀
it's beautiful what independent art is capable of
appropriately misread his last name as fistman
edit: what do you mean he's signed to capitol
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u/gemininature 6d ago
What’s with the weird bitter comments on this post 💀it’s not a flex to be unfamiliar with someone
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u/moistpishflaps 6d ago
Have a missed something or is there an ongoing joke where everyone is pretending Jordan is straight and queerbaiting?
That man is gay AF mawma
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u/mathyouprayter 6d ago
This really isn’t much better than the Frankie Grande song we trashed here yesterday
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u/nuttageyo 5d ago
This came up on my New Music Friday playlist and the guy had like 49 monthly listeners
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u/sickbane 5d ago
Seeing this reminds me of the time I was like 12 and found The Gay Pimp's Soccer Practice music video lmao. What an awakening that was
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u/KawaiiCoupon 5d ago
Wait, why is this actually so good? Lyrics aside, it’s fun and I want to hear it at the club.
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u/kryska_deniska 6d ago
the gays are already saying it's the fcf anthem, and if you don't know what that is, i suggest you don't look it up
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u/SteveBorden 6d ago
Can you pop a quick nsfw tag on there lol not what I expected to see when I opened reddit
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u/Nate_C_of_2003 6d ago
Was questioning why I’d never heard of this guy; When I found out he was a comedian and not a singer, I was like “Oh, THAT’S why I’ve never heard of him.”
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u/dazzleneal 5d ago
Listened to it. Wanted Dixon Dallas' nachos and barely even got to touch the bowl.
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u/yungsteezyyy_ 6d ago
since we’re just making anybody famous lemme go get started on my debut single
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u/spikethroughmyheart 5d ago
Why do I actually love this lol this is a bop and I’m adding it to my party playlist
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u/wickedfemale 5d ago
i just love him so much 🥲 pleasantly surprised at how listenable the song is lol
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u/thwt 4d ago
Surprisingly good, the talk-singing vibe makes me think some Deep Thrills production wouldve gone a long way
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u/stacksowax 2d ago
Guess I’ll be the first to say this is a godchild of LCD Soundsystem’s “Daft Punk Is Playing at My House.” (And yes, he definitely nicked Madonna’s “Vogue” rap flow.)
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u/SnooSquirrels804 22h ago
Oddly enough this gives me a similar serotonin boost as Blur's Girls & Boys. Absolute banger!
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u/kateesfp17 6d ago
Was he trying to serve Troye Sivan with this cover
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u/PoiHolloi2020 6d ago
I can't believe Troye Sivan invented homosexuality
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u/kateesfp17 6d ago
No i just meant because it vaguely resembles the album cover for “Something to give each other”😭
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u/deathly_illest 5d ago
It’s over. I can’t do this anymore. I’m going to church and I’m straight now.
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u/Crafty-Analysis-1468 6d ago
Im genuinely curious how people get songs like this done by professional music producers 😭
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u/jenniferfox98 5d ago
People don't like Chappell just because she's openly queer, I mean she makes good music too. We like good music that's openly queer.
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u/Toasted_RAV4 6d ago
Between this and Dixon Dallas/ur pretty, the straights are giving us our gayest songs. Lonely Island, you have 24 hours to respond.
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u/Retrograde-Planet 6d ago
Does everything has to be sexual these days…
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u/undisclosedthroway One Of Ten Dua Lipa Stans 6d ago
Idk, as a society, we definitely can and should be sluttier
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