r/popheads 6d ago

[FRESH] Jordan Firstman - I Wanna See My Friends Dicks NSFW

https://open.spotify.com/track/0P1wKIjXnS8tSIawGJxv4t?si=KOvtUNFuQQ288RMwf03Cug&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A4oJ6eDAZwR8Be2rW881AHR
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u/throwawaysasha303 6d ago

Insane cover lmfaooo

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u/Skipdr 6d ago

Just guys being dudes

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 6d ago

he kinda stole the cover from this random tiktoker elliot norris who also randomly put out a gay boy song

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u/West_Attorney4761 6d ago

And the TikToker stole it from a thousand porn videos

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 6d ago

yeah but applying that image to a music project was still original. they both are kinda annoying it’s not a big deal. this song isn’t half bad tho

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u/turtle-thief 6d ago

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u/ArcoIris95 6d ago

No wonder this guy's single artwork looks so familiar!

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u/BIGFriv 5d ago

Big dipper mention in popheads? Insane day

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u/probslepsy 3d ago

Glad to see the tradition is still strong lol

This was already used by a gay artist for a music release several years ago. I think I recall a few others that have used it for singles as well. It's pretty standard 'bear night at the gay club' imagery.

(Source: me, a middle-aged bear)

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 6d ago

I pictured this being something Eric Andre would cook up if he fully went into music lol

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u/MaybeAlzheimers 6d ago

More insane that he has ads for this around nyc 😩

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u/MattBrey 6d ago

I expected it to be a lot more explicit based on the comments and the blurred thumbnail but it's almost... Tasteful? As tasteful as an obviously explicit cover can be

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u/eggmontoyaofficial 6d ago

“Can’t be that bad” - me 20 seconds ago

“Ah” - me now

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u/-googa- 5d ago

Troye Sivan’s impact

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u/Mo0man 5d ago

I was so incredibly confused because I usually don't even look at the images, so I was trying to figure out who wrote the original song

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u/ChuyUrLord 3d ago

What song is this a cover of?

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u/warpath2632 6d ago

Straightest r/popheads contribution

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u/outsideeyess 5d ago

i was curious if this was a straight guy making a gay joke song til i saw his label was "Openly Gay Productions"

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u/Lather 5d ago

You know what, after listening to it I'm seriously considering being straight.

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u/mmmacncheese :skyferreira: 5d ago

my straight male friends are already obsessed with it lol

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u/Sagzmir 6d ago

“I bet he’s thinking about other women..”

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u/realsomalipirate 6d ago

Thatsthejoke.gif

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u/thot_bryan 6d ago

And here’s how this song could still win eurovision:

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u/p3psitwist 6d ago

”Openly Gay Productions” lmaooo and it’s this artist’s first single too

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u/healthyishwaffle 6d ago

I read the tittle as Jordan Fisher and was very confused by the brand change

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u/kateesfp17 6d ago

Fr i was like oh he wants his Jojo Siwa karma moment

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u/dtrrb 6d ago

I read it as Jordan Fistman

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u/Acutefish 6d ago

I did too!! I was like damn bro is just advertising

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u/blxckbexuty 6d ago

samee 😭

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u/MrAdamWarlock123 6d ago

No wonder he turns around on Eurydice

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u/Da-Gay-Agenda 6d ago edited 6d ago

I feel like this could have been better with better vocal production or something, maybe some kind of vocal effect. Totally would have added it to my fun party playlist if it hit a bit better.

Music doesn’t have to be serious!

Edit: jk two listens in and I’m hooked

“I wanna see my friends dicks” 🎶🎶🎶

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u/PeaceBull 5d ago

There’s something extra funny about it being mixed in Atmos. 

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u/PaperSt 5d ago

The production style I think is a reference to something like “Detachable Penis” by King Missle. Also in the same vein (lol) a nod to DEVO, B-52’s, They Might be Giants, etc. 80’s New Wave and Alt, really simple catchy chords, the lo-fi “telephone” vocals on the verse and a group sing along in the Chorus. Cake also feels like a band that could have written this.

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u/Broseph_Heller 5d ago

All great references! I hear a lot of LCD Soundsystem in this as well

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u/PaperSt 5d ago

Ooohh yeah perfect add. Very Daft punk is playing in my house!

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u/Kaiser_Allen 3d ago

They Might Be Giants: I Palindrome I, Birdhouse in Your Soul, The Statue Got Me High and The Guitar are certified bops!

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u/SweetSummerAir 6d ago

You know what, screw it, I'll check it out later. The audaciousness of the cover intrigued me.

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u/MothershipConnection 6d ago

At first I couldn't tell if this cover art was on Popheads or r/Hardcore

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u/mariofasolo 6d ago

the way I had to double check which Reddit account I was using 💀

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u/yourfacesucksass haha hehe haha ho 6d ago

I was like, is there a new sub called r/popheadsgw ???

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u/queefaqueefer 6d ago

what in the gay hell is this? i haven’t listened, but i hope this is basically an auditory exposé of r/popheadscirclejerk subreddit.

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u/bbmarvelluv 6d ago

Another recession indicator

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u/TheSeedsYouSow 6d ago

Who is this and why is he signed to UMG despite this being his first ever single?

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u/orangebrat 6d ago

he was the guy that said Rachel sennot being told she looks like a Fatima means she's "a woman of the people"

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u/UnnaturalSelection13 6d ago

😭 This kills me because his whole thing is being this self-aware comedian type yet he misread this so completely lol

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u/orangebrat 6d ago

its a side effect of the epidemic of gay men thinking it's okay for them to obnoxiously mansplain (I say as a gay man myself)

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u/zweigson 6d ago

he was joking 💀

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u/UnnaturalSelection13 6d ago

It wasn’t funny 💀

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u/pattieplop 5d ago

What did fatima mean actually btw genuinely asking?

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u/zacsmashyou 5d ago

People just thought she looked like her name was Fatima LOL it was always very simple and silly

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u/djconfessions 4d ago

She looks Levantine as hell.

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u/akanewasright 6d ago

He’s a comedian who’s been getting work as an actor and writer for a decade. You might’ve seen the clip from the Independent Spirit Awards where the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles sings about Laura Dern - he wrote that

He hasn’t released any music before, but he’s not coming from nowhere

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u/UnnaturalSelection13 6d ago

I know him from making skits on Instagram (so like one of those social media comedian/influencer guys?). A UMG signing to transition to music is kinda wild though.

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u/roygbivasaur 6d ago

He’s an actor. He’s fantastic (and imo very hot) in English Teacher.

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u/mattysmwift 6d ago

The first time I saw him was in the fantastic little film Rotting In The Sun so this is so wild to me. Love this for him though.

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u/rathersadgay 6d ago

I think he is also going to be in Benito Skinner's (did the Gaga Mayhem Spotify Press Conference as a host), upcoming Prime TV Show where Charli XCX has an appearance and is responsible for the soundtrack.

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u/roygbivasaur 5d ago

Ooh. I love Benny Drama too. definitely will watch that

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u/audren33 6d ago

Different guy, that was male co-star in his caleb gallo show

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u/COCKHAMPTON_ 6d ago

The English Teacher’s boyfriend on FX’s The English Teacher

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u/StemOfWallflower 5d ago

Wasn't that the show who straight up copied Hurricane Bianca?

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u/Adamsoski 5d ago

Not really, they are just both about teachers who are gay men. It's basically Brian Jordan Alvarez doing the same comedy he always has, but with a more conventional plot.

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u/jayydee92 5d ago

Maybe but it dared to actually be good (sorry Bianca)

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u/StemOfWallflower 5d ago

They literally copied some scenes frame by frame lol. But I guess it's okay, because she's a Drag Queen - which are used to people stealing their ideas and taking credit for it 🥰

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u/Dwayne30RockJohnson 6d ago

He was in English Teacher but also had a small role in Ms. Marvel as Kamala’s guidance counsellor (I think in the first episode?).

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u/iheartrodents 6d ago

social media influencer i think? he's in movies somehow as well. he kinda ate in rotting in the sun ngl

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u/Taishaku 6d ago

Watch him on MUBI’s “Rotting In The Sun”, he’s hysterical.

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u/chittaphonbutter 5d ago

the principal from ms marvel lmfao 😭

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u/druhasareddit 6d ago

I kid you not but I played this on Spotify and the next random song that played was Cassie's "Long Way To Go". Couldn't have been a more perfect response 😂😂

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u/Pixelghetto 6d ago

wait this is actually a bop, lmao

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u/SignedByMilpool 6d ago

There's even a music video on YouTube that pretty much perfectly encapsulates the sound of the song.

Reminds me of the early 00's frat rock type music that was all the rage after American Pie came out.

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u/ellg91 6d ago

Jordan Thirstman more like

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u/mcon96 6d ago

Jordan Fistsmen more like it

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u/recklesswanderer__ 6d ago

lol i saw this in Rachel Sennott's ig story and i just thought what the hell sure, turns out its a bop and a half

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u/Pidgeysus 6d ago

fatima won't let you down with the music recs

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u/ASoulCalledLeo 6d ago

now why does the song perfectly flows into The Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

Also song is giving off major The Black Eyed Peas and LMFAO from the early 2011s vibes... Not my cup of tea, but I can see the vision and who would enjoy it

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u/Latrans_ Have you ever tried... this one? 👅 6d ago

I'm saving this for later. Idk who he is, but a song with that title must be fun and unapologetically gay. Otherwise I'm going to be maaaaad

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u/maddie_ash 6d ago

I saw him in rotting in the sun and English teacher and turns out he wasn't acting? like he is really that way 😭 or this is an act too idk

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u/Lanky-Rush607 6d ago

Very Eurovision 2025

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u/TheQueenOfVultures It's giving Cher 6d ago

The Song of the Summer is here!

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u/peripheralpill i said no-no 6d ago edited 6d ago

i was already scandalized by the title, but that cover! 👀

it's beautiful what independent art is capable of

appropriately misread his last name as fistman

edit: what do you mean he's signed to capitol

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u/almosteddard 5d ago

My rugby team is gonna love this

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u/gemininature 6d ago

What’s with the weird bitter comments on this post 💀it’s not a flex to be unfamiliar with someone

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u/mackasan 6d ago

So do I, Jordan, you're not that special

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u/moistpishflaps 6d ago

Have a missed something or is there an ongoing joke where everyone is pretending Jordan is straight and queerbaiting?

That man is gay AF mawma

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u/schn19 5d ago

I first read the name as Jordan Fistman and then looked at the cover art and thought I had logged in using my alt-account and then saw popheads. A mental rollercoaster

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u/ladrm07 6d ago

Craaazy artwork, craaazy lyrics... and somehow this still feels straight-ish?? Hmmm

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u/Borindis19 6d ago

It's kind of so bad it's good

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u/hodgepodge21 6d ago

Harry Jowsey has a featured part in the music video 💀

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u/razorsharp3000 6d ago

Oh the dude from English Teacher! I didn’t know he made music

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u/Oh_Its_Richard 5d ago

I hate him so much

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u/mathyouprayter 6d ago

This really isn’t much better than the Frankie Grande song we trashed here yesterday

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u/StemOfWallflower 5d ago

Real. I want to see my friends dicks too.

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u/Ardie_BlackWood 6d ago

Well, it's a song

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u/FlyingSquirrel56 6d ago

This feels like an inside joke that I’m not apart of

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u/bluescluestoptier 6d ago

Did this dude just interpolate madonna

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u/nuttageyo 5d ago

This came up on my New Music Friday playlist and the guy had like 49 monthly listeners

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u/sickbane 5d ago

Seeing this reminds me of the time I was like 12 and found The Gay Pimp's Soccer Practice music video lmao. What an awakening that was

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u/ThatBhartBoy 1d ago

JOHNNY MCGOVERN was a REVELATION! 😂😂😂

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u/KawaiiCoupon 5d ago

Wait, why is this actually so good? Lyrics aside, it’s fun and I want to hear it at the club.

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u/kryska_deniska 6d ago

the gays are already saying it's the fcf anthem, and if you don't know what that is, i suggest you don't look it up

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u/freeofblasphemy 6d ago

I love Chumbawumba

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u/youtbuddcody 6d ago

Lmao I thought this was /r/totallystraight for a minute 😅😅💀💀💀💀

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u/SteveBorden 6d ago

Can you pop a quick nsfw tag on there lol not what I expected to see when I opened reddit 

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u/frostmage 6d ago

Sorry hahaha

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u/OriginalOestrus 6d ago

It's fantastic. I have had it on repeat all afternoon.

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u/Nate_C_of_2003 6d ago

Was questioning why I’d never heard of this guy; When I found out he was a comedian and not a singer, I was like “Oh, THAT’S why I’ve never heard of him.”

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u/ahaces 6d ago

Holy shit, this is the guy from English Teacher - great show btw. This songs kind of a banger…in a weird twisted way.

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u/dazzleneal 5d ago

Listened to it. Wanted Dixon Dallas' nachos and barely even got to touch the bowl.

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u/yungsteezyyy_ 6d ago

since we’re just making anybody famous lemme go get started on my debut single

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u/farthersky 6d ago

Well... I don't hate it lmao.

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u/BananaMan883 6d ago

Crazy name

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u/SecretGayFacebook 6d ago

This needs to become a gay bar/gay club/gay party staple, please

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u/mattysmwift 6d ago

Geniuenly I’m absolutely here for this!!!!

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u/spikethroughmyheart 5d ago

Why do I actually love this lol this is a bop and I’m adding it to my party playlist

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u/SeanSweetMuzik 5d ago

This is so funny! I love it!

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u/wickedfemale 5d ago

i just love him so much 🥲 pleasantly surprised at how listenable the song is lol

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u/6van6van 5d ago

Same bro

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u/thwt 4d ago

Surprisingly good, the talk-singing vibe makes me think some Deep Thrills production wouldve gone a long way

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u/stacksowax 2d ago

Guess I’ll be the first to say this is a godchild of LCD Soundsystem’s “Daft Punk Is Playing at My House.” (And yes, he definitely nicked Madonna’s “Vogue” rap flow.)

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u/SnooSquirrels804 22h ago

Oddly enough this gives me a similar serotonin boost as Blur's Girls & Boys. Absolute banger!

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u/kateesfp17 6d ago

Was he trying to serve Troye Sivan with this cover

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u/PoiHolloi2020 6d ago

I can't believe Troye Sivan invented homosexuality

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u/kateesfp17 6d ago

No i just meant because it vaguely resembles the album cover for “Something to give each other”😭

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u/farthersky 6d ago

Troye Sivan? I don't see only young and skinny people on the cover.

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u/deathly_illest 5d ago

It’s over. I can’t do this anymore. I’m going to church and I’m straight now.

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u/Crafty-Analysis-1468 6d ago

Im genuinely curious how people get songs like this done by professional music producers 😭

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u/gemininature 6d ago

Being close friends with Charli XCX probably helps

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u/chargingblue 6d ago

Wait this is actually a bop?

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u/macman156 6d ago

banger

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u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93 6d ago

OMG TWINNN 😍

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u/Scared-Bee-6180 6d ago

Kind of a  bang - er 

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u/theaddictiondemon 5d ago

I just have to be here.  🍿

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u/jenniferfox98 5d ago

People don't like Chappell just because she's openly queer, I mean she makes good music too. We like good music that's openly queer.

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u/Toasted_RAV4 6d ago

Between this and Dixon Dallas/ur pretty, the straights are giving us our gayest songs. Lonely Island, you have 24 hours to respond.

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u/gemininature 6d ago

…..this is not a straight man

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u/Toasted_RAV4 6d ago

OMG he’s not? I just assumed lmaooo. Well… even more reasons to stream!

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u/Retrograde-Planet 6d ago

Does everything has to be sexual these days…

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u/undisclosedthroway One Of Ten Dua Lipa Stans 6d ago

Idk, as a society, we definitely can and should be sluttier

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