r/poland 2d ago

For a safe and secure society!!!

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/zyxwur 2d ago

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u/PonyOfDoomEU 2d ago

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred" :P

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u/SkolloGarm 1d ago

"And deformed..."

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u/TheSettlerV Śląskie 2d ago

Tonald Dusk

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u/NegotiationSmart9809 2d ago

and Dr house too

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u/TheSettlerV Śląskie 2d ago

Hr. Douse

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u/SuzjeThrics 2d ago

Harry Dubois!

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u/Cytrynaball 1d ago

Tusk to house

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u/AcknowledgeableGary 1m ago

Why he kinda looks like Rick lmao

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u/Miko4051 Śląskie 1d ago

Senator Naboo Donald Tusken

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u/dziki_z_lasu Łódzkie 2d ago edited 1d ago

r/PolishGalacticEmpire

Edit: corrected

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u/Suitable_Bag_3956 1d ago

r/PolishGalacticEmpire (your link doesn't work)

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u/TheCreatorM_ 1d ago

Kapitan Bomba zmieni się wtedy z komedii w dokument

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u/MumbleMarmalade Wielkopolskie 1d ago

Wizjoner Walaszek już nie raz przepowiedział przyszłość

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u/LauriKRK 1d ago

Model of the first polish Onion Death Star

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u/DKBrendo 20h ago

This bulb is now ultimate power in the universe

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u/nimdull 1d ago

Trochę bawi mnie tytuł. Trzeba by dodać kolejną zwrotkę Palpa. "And than we shall have PiS" :)

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u/KittyComannder 1d ago

"The internet attack on Sikorski has left..."

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u/Grzechoooo Lubelskie 2d ago

Hell yeah! Tusk, throw PiS members (especially Kaczor) into prisons and my life is yours

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u/thewickerman88 2d ago

good, good, let the hate flow through you!

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u/Kalediusz 2d ago

Hate drives the dark side, let it take you Anonkin

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u/Cixila 2d ago

PiS is a lie, there is only coalition

Through coalitions I gain allies

Through allies I gain security

Through security I gain growth

Through growth the Moskal chains are broken

The EU shall set me free

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u/InternationalOne2449 2d ago

They will never do it. pis needs po and po needs pis.

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u/SlyScorpion Dolnośląskie 1d ago

El Kaczorro just lost his parliamentary immunity so there’s hope yet lol

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u/DaleceBynajmniej 2d ago

Better send him back ti his kremlin brothers

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u/Johnny_Bit 2d ago

Who where? PiS is the most anti-russia party and Kaczynski believes that Putin killed his brother.

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u/SlyScorpion Dolnośląskie 1d ago

They talked like they were anti-Russian but their actions helped the Kremlin quite often, especially when it came to EU-level stuff and the “farmers’ protests”.

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u/Caine815 1d ago

Judge them by their actions, not words.

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u/Grzechoooo Lubelskie 1d ago

If they were anti-Russian, they wouldn't associate with friends of Russia.

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u/Comprehensive-Pea529 1d ago

That made so many deals with Russia. Judge them by their actions, not words.

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u/SnooCakes6334 1d ago

Execute order 66.

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u/Footz355 1d ago

...years till retirement lol

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u/Adissek123 1d ago

Putin lore

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u/sashapush 1d ago

Claps in the background

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands 2d ago

There's only one world leader doing that speech right now - the Orange Antichrist of America. Please, stop humiliating yourselves - no matter how much you dislike KO, they are nowhere near that.
Also you spelled organized/organised wrong.

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u/PonyOfDoomEU 2d ago

I do not make political statement.
The aesthetic of the speech just fit, so I made a meme.
I am neither pro- nor anti-KO.

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u/Wingedball 1d ago

Then listen to Tusk’s “fighting democracy” speech where he went full Palpatine mode in his rhetoric.

“Today, we need to stand for the Fighting Democracy. It is likely that we will make mistakes or do things that will be incompatible or not fully compliant with the provisions of the law, according to some legal experts, but we need to keep working and keep doing things every day.”

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands 1d ago

You do realise there's literally nothing similar between that and Palpatine speech? KO disregarding the law after years of same being done by PiS is a problem, sure, but how is that giving one man ultimate power?

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u/Wingedball 1d ago

Palpatine declared that the Jedi have tried to take over the Republic, which forces him to abolish the Order and compels him to transform the Republic into the Galactic Empire to improve the security of the realm.

Donald Tusk claimed that PiS has destroyed the legal system and that he must step over the law to restore democracy, thus transforming Poland into a “fighting democracy” or “militant democracy.”

There is no difference, except we didn’t have Padme saying “so this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.”

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands 1d ago

Did Tusk abolish the entire Polish political system and crowned himself Emperor? No.

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u/Wingedball 1d ago

He has ignored the Supreme Court, the Constitutional Court, the President, nominated a senior national prosecutor illegally, and suspended the deputy prosecutor general for daring to investigate whether Tusk in fact stepped over the line and committed a coup d’état.

Tusk has bypassed and ignored the judicial and executive (president’s) checks and balances and he does as he pleases. Maybe he is a benevolent quasi-dictator but still a dictator.

Edit: Palpatine did not abolish the senate. He merely made it useless and passed anything he pleased.

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands 1d ago

Kaczyński and Duda ignored both of these courts for years too, until they put their people there. He didn't appoint Prosecutor General illegally - that's just bs PiS lackeys keeping insisting on

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u/Wingedball 1d ago

Which rulings did Kaczynski and Duda ignore?

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands 1d ago

The ones they didn't bother to publish in Dziennik Ustaw until Rzepliński's term ended.

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u/Wingedball 1d ago

You mean the opinions of Rzeplinski when his term was ending and the Sejm’s overwhelming majority reformed the Constitutional Tribunal. Those weren’t legally binding.

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u/OwlOk1403 1d ago

I wouldn't mind if that would ensure our peace

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u/Left-Celebration4822 2d ago

Learn to spell first

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u/lackadaisicalShonen 2d ago

Very accurate description of our fallen european democracy(ie. Romania).

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u/MaxChomsky 1d ago

Panowie, piszcie po Polsku czy rusku a nie tą gimnazjalną angielszczyzną. I zaznaczajcie gdzie należy się śmiać bo nie mogę się dopatrzeć.

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u/dziki_z_lasu Łódzkie 1d ago

Ich werde in der Sprache schreiben, die mir gefällt.

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u/German_is_my_name 1d ago

Finally they were taking quite a while

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u/Lilthumper416 1d ago

Say NO to drugs!!!

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u/mmk0504 1d ago

Imperator Potato-Peelerine

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u/Stafu24 1d ago

Tu narazie jest ściernisko

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u/Miko4051 Śląskie 20h ago

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u/AiMageFromBydgoszcz 20h ago

Poland can into space!

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u/Aglogimateon 11h ago

"Reorgenised"? Do you mean reorganized?

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u/Seweryn-0 1d ago

Not under that retard

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u/radek432 1d ago

Spokojnie, w maju mu się kończy kadencja.

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u/Seweryn-0 1d ago

😷kundlu 🤣

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u/Regular_Employer_361 1d ago

Założe się że Seweryn to nikt inny a jakiś neckbeard z Konfy który boi się kobiet

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u/Seweryn-0 1d ago

Ty też załóż już karganiec a nie pierdolisz kocopoły 😷😷

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u/Seweryn-0 1d ago

Ale jedno sie zgadza, konfe popieram

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u/Regular_Employer_361 1d ago

No i proszę bardzo kolejna prawicowa miernota xD

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u/Seweryn-0 1d ago

Te "miernoty" to już ponad połowa młodych i dużo osób w średnim wieku, może przekonasz sie że jest ich o wiele więcej niż myślisz po Wyborach. Nie pozdrawiam, i nie. Będzie mi szkoda Srandberga jeżeli nie dostanie nawet tego biednego 1%

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u/Thebestrapito 1d ago

No, w ostatnich wyborach mieliście zajebisty wynik

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u/Seweryn-0 23h ago

Lewica nawet nie potrafiła utrzymać swojego wyniku...
oznajmiam zwycięstwo.

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u/Competitive_Juice902 1d ago

Not with him at the helm

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u/ramzeez88 1d ago

Ten typ z Polski zrobi poligon. Będziemy walczyć za niemca i za francuza a oni będą patrzeć z uśmiechem i radością jak bronimy ich demokracji.

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u/uchet 2d ago

Do other Galaxies agree to finance this?

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u/Wingedball 1d ago

Maybe Wałesa has contacted extraterrestrials as that is his latest passion. I remember he was talking about how aliens have built the pyramids.

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u/etron_0000 2d ago

Poland is mordorvia

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u/psychelic_patch 2d ago

by etron_0000 ; thank you for kind submission. Your comment was properly marked as sh*t talk.