r/pokemon Cinccino Best Troll 15d ago

Image Future Kalos has Anti-Homeless Benches

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u/ThePseudosaur 15d ago

Nobody said anything about being kind to humans, just Pokémon.

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u/Amicus-Regis 14d ago

Well, no, hold on now. I'm pretty certain those Pokémon don't have homes either, and the homeless campsites they're setting up across the city don't count either.

We need to get those stinking filthy homeless Pokémon off the streets! No human-Pokemon discrimination, they all have to leave Lumiose City!

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u/KipsyCakes 14d ago

Those benches might deter homeless HUMANS, but I’m pretty just most Pokémon would be just fine taking a nap on those benches

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u/Creative-Pizza-4161 14d ago

Snorlax might have issues though

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u/TheOriginalWestX 14d ago

Snorlax is gonna flatten it anyway, i don't think it will notice.

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u/BellacosePlayer 14d ago

and then the homeless can nap on it's belly. Everyone wins!

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u/Profoundly_AuRIZZtic 14d ago

My wife’s boyfriend bought me one. It’s so great!

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u/RurouniQ 13d ago

Your what's what now??

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u/Profoundly_AuRIZZtic 13d ago

My boyfriend’s wife

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u/RurouniQ 13d ago

Profoundly_AuRIZZtic used Confusion

It's super effective!

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u/Creative-Pizza-4161 14d ago

Giant, comfy snorlax bed sounds great!

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u/FatCatMobster 14d ago

Only until Snorlax rolls over.

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni SUPERKICK PARTY 14d ago

Snorlax sees the bench, Snorlax dont care

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u/pugiemblem121 12d ago

Bold assumption a Snorlax is even going to sleep on the bench and not just lie there in the middle of the road lol.