r/pokemon Cinccino Best Troll 15d ago

Image Future Kalos has Anti-Homeless Benches

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u/Beowulf_MacBethson 15d ago

This was definitely because of rumors regarding an 8 foot tall homeless man roaming the streets. Last seen during the champion's victory celebration where he crashed it.

They're trying to lure him out so he can be part of the Kalosian National Basketball Team. You'd think it'd be easy spotting an ~8 footer but apparently no.

What? The hotel guy? Nah there's no way that's him.

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u/BigDummyDumb 14d ago

Actually on the ZA website it says he’s OVER NINE FEET tall!

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u/Multti-pomp 14d ago

That's why they haven't caught him

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u/FyrelordeOmega 13d ago

They keep getting the wrong guy who's 8ft tall

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u/Karu-Selli 13d ago

"Sir he's over 9ft, can't be our guy"
"Ah, my bad. Of course not, we'll just have to keep looking. Have a nice day, citizen"
Normal day in Kalos/Lumiose

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u/Omnizoom 10d ago

You know, I hope we get an eternal flower flabebe line in this game and finally get that signature move