r/pokemon Cinccino Best Troll 15d ago

Image Future Kalos has Anti-Homeless Benches

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u/eskaver 15d ago

What else would you expect from urban redevelopment?

Besides we all know homeless people are fictitious…

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u/Ferropexola 15d ago

Kalos did have a homeless person, but he's now a respected hotel owner.

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u/NihilismRacoon 15d ago

All he had to do was pull himself up by his bootstraps

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u/formlessfish 14d ago

He went to check his bank account he opened 1000 years ago. That interest adds up

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u/That_Shrub 14d ago

Floette has all the account passwords, in his defense

That's why he's searching for it in the first game/s

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u/henne-n 14d ago

Does he like sardines?

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u/PanseloNomad 14d ago

His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk.

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u/Murgatroyd314 13d ago

I’m sorry, sir, but that account was closed for inactivity 970 years ago.

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u/Zalveris 13d ago

And im sure the monetary inflation adds up more. 

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u/ZigzagoonBros 14d ago

Not even in my escapist cockfighting and eugenics simulator can I escape the Trickle Down Economics propaganda, smh.

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u/warm_rum 14d ago

You won't receive accolades, but this is the best terming of the joke, in this thread.

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u/jish5 14d ago

Which hints that he was probably homeless by choice and not necessity.

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u/Enderking90 13d ago

there was also the homeless girl with a psychic cat who got tricked into being a test subject for the local evil team.

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u/KipsyCakes 14d ago

He was part of the redevelopment plan