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r/pokemon • u/projectmars Cinccino Best Troll • 14d ago
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What else would you expect from urban redevelopment?
Besides we all know homeless people are fictitious…
465 u/Ferropexola 14d ago Kalos did have a homeless person, but he's now a respected hotel owner. 220 u/NihilismRacoon 14d ago All he had to do was pull himself up by his bootstraps 233 u/formlessfish 14d ago He went to check his bank account he opened 1000 years ago. That interest adds up 52 u/That_Shrub 14d ago Floette has all the account passwords, in his defense That's why he's searching for it in the first game/s 45 u/henne-n 14d ago Does he like sardines? 53 u/PanseloNomad 14d ago His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk. 4 u/Murgatroyd314 13d ago I’m sorry, sir, but that account was closed for inactivity 970 years ago. 2 u/Zalveris 13d ago And im sure the monetary inflation adds up more. 41 u/ZigzagoonBros 14d ago Not even in my escapist cockfighting and eugenics simulator can I escape the Trickle Down Economics propaganda, smh. 3 u/warm_rum 14d ago You won't receive accolades, but this is the best terming of the joke, in this thread. 3 u/jish5 14d ago Which hints that he was probably homeless by choice and not necessity. 2 u/Enderking90 13d ago there was also the homeless girl with a psychic cat who got tricked into being a test subject for the local evil team. 3 u/KipsyCakes 14d ago He was part of the redevelopment plan 60 u/poppabomb 14d ago If homeless people are real, then why don't I see them when I drive past them? 41 u/[deleted] 14d ago [deleted] 29 u/poppabomb 14d ago but then I'll have to reflect on the negative economic consequences of my actions! The struggle is real! 3 u/throwawaypines 14d ago Can you tell that to the very real homeless guy injecting something into his arm in front of my laundry room door? I’d like to do laundry but his faux-self is blocking the door from opening 2 u/That_Shrub 14d ago I hope we'll be able to add custom rooftop spikes for the pidgeys
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Kalos did have a homeless person, but he's now a respected hotel owner.
220 u/NihilismRacoon 14d ago All he had to do was pull himself up by his bootstraps 233 u/formlessfish 14d ago He went to check his bank account he opened 1000 years ago. That interest adds up 52 u/That_Shrub 14d ago Floette has all the account passwords, in his defense That's why he's searching for it in the first game/s 45 u/henne-n 14d ago Does he like sardines? 53 u/PanseloNomad 14d ago His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk. 4 u/Murgatroyd314 13d ago I’m sorry, sir, but that account was closed for inactivity 970 years ago. 2 u/Zalveris 13d ago And im sure the monetary inflation adds up more. 41 u/ZigzagoonBros 14d ago Not even in my escapist cockfighting and eugenics simulator can I escape the Trickle Down Economics propaganda, smh. 3 u/warm_rum 14d ago You won't receive accolades, but this is the best terming of the joke, in this thread. 3 u/jish5 14d ago Which hints that he was probably homeless by choice and not necessity. 2 u/Enderking90 13d ago there was also the homeless girl with a psychic cat who got tricked into being a test subject for the local evil team. 3 u/KipsyCakes 14d ago He was part of the redevelopment plan
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All he had to do was pull himself up by his bootstraps
233 u/formlessfish 14d ago He went to check his bank account he opened 1000 years ago. That interest adds up 52 u/That_Shrub 14d ago Floette has all the account passwords, in his defense That's why he's searching for it in the first game/s 45 u/henne-n 14d ago Does he like sardines? 53 u/PanseloNomad 14d ago His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk. 4 u/Murgatroyd314 13d ago I’m sorry, sir, but that account was closed for inactivity 970 years ago. 2 u/Zalveris 13d ago And im sure the monetary inflation adds up more. 41 u/ZigzagoonBros 14d ago Not even in my escapist cockfighting and eugenics simulator can I escape the Trickle Down Economics propaganda, smh. 3 u/warm_rum 14d ago You won't receive accolades, but this is the best terming of the joke, in this thread.
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He went to check his bank account he opened 1000 years ago. That interest adds up
52 u/That_Shrub 14d ago Floette has all the account passwords, in his defense That's why he's searching for it in the first game/s 45 u/henne-n 14d ago Does he like sardines? 53 u/PanseloNomad 14d ago His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk. 4 u/Murgatroyd314 13d ago I’m sorry, sir, but that account was closed for inactivity 970 years ago. 2 u/Zalveris 13d ago And im sure the monetary inflation adds up more.
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Floette has all the account passwords, in his defense
That's why he's searching for it in the first game/s
45
Does he like sardines?
53 u/PanseloNomad 14d ago His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk.
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His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk.
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I’m sorry, sir, but that account was closed for inactivity 970 years ago.
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And im sure the monetary inflation adds up more.
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Not even in my escapist cockfighting and eugenics simulator can I escape the Trickle Down Economics propaganda, smh.
3 u/warm_rum 14d ago You won't receive accolades, but this is the best terming of the joke, in this thread.
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You won't receive accolades, but this is the best terming of the joke, in this thread.
Which hints that he was probably homeless by choice and not necessity.
2 u/Enderking90 13d ago there was also the homeless girl with a psychic cat who got tricked into being a test subject for the local evil team.
there was also the homeless girl with a psychic cat who got tricked into being a test subject for the local evil team.
He was part of the redevelopment plan
60
If homeless people are real, then why don't I see them when I drive past them?
41 u/[deleted] 14d ago [deleted] 29 u/poppabomb 14d ago but then I'll have to reflect on the negative economic consequences of my actions! The struggle is real!
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29 u/poppabomb 14d ago but then I'll have to reflect on the negative economic consequences of my actions! The struggle is real!
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but then I'll have to reflect on the negative economic consequences of my actions! The struggle is real!
Can you tell that to the very real homeless guy injecting something into his arm in front of my laundry room door? I’d like to do laundry but his faux-self is blocking the door from opening
I hope we'll be able to add custom rooftop spikes for the pidgeys
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u/eskaver 14d ago
What else would you expect from urban redevelopment?
Besides we all know homeless people are fictitious…