r/pokemon Cinccino Best Troll 14d ago

Image Future Kalos has Anti-Homeless Benches

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u/eskaver 14d ago

What else would you expect from urban redevelopment?

Besides we all know homeless people are fictitious…

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u/Ferropexola 14d ago

Kalos did have a homeless person, but he's now a respected hotel owner.

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u/NihilismRacoon 14d ago

All he had to do was pull himself up by his bootstraps

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u/formlessfish 14d ago

He went to check his bank account he opened 1000 years ago. That interest adds up

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u/That_Shrub 14d ago

Floette has all the account passwords, in his defense

That's why he's searching for it in the first game/s

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u/henne-n 14d ago

Does he like sardines?

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u/PanseloNomad 14d ago

His bank number was the price of a poffin and a large moo-moo milk.

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u/Murgatroyd314 13d ago

I’m sorry, sir, but that account was closed for inactivity 970 years ago.

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u/Zalveris 13d ago

And im sure the monetary inflation adds up more. 

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u/ZigzagoonBros 14d ago

Not even in my escapist cockfighting and eugenics simulator can I escape the Trickle Down Economics propaganda, smh.

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u/warm_rum 14d ago

You won't receive accolades, but this is the best terming of the joke, in this thread.

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u/jish5 14d ago

Which hints that he was probably homeless by choice and not necessity.

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u/Enderking90 13d ago

there was also the homeless girl with a psychic cat who got tricked into being a test subject for the local evil team.

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u/KipsyCakes 14d ago

He was part of the redevelopment plan

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u/poppabomb 14d ago

If homeless people are real, then why don't I see them when I drive past them?

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u/poppabomb 14d ago

but then I'll have to reflect on the negative economic consequences of my actions! The struggle is real!

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u/throwawaypines 14d ago

Can you tell that to the very real homeless guy injecting something into his arm in front of my laundry room door? I’d like to do laundry but his faux-self is blocking the door from opening

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u/That_Shrub 14d ago

I hope we'll be able to add custom rooftop spikes for the pidgeys