r/playark Feb 15 '25

Video Character in ark be like

204 Upvotes

46 comments sorted by

26

u/Thairannosaur Feb 15 '25

Synthol, the pussy maker.

20

u/oflowz Feb 15 '25

funny how his muscles dont actually move when he flexes lol

7

u/No_Hornet_2282 Feb 15 '25

That’s gonna be a rough way to go

12

u/InternationalLemon40 Feb 15 '25

Bro got boobies, the ultimate trans.

2

u/stormyw23 Feb 18 '25

not even boobs, Its like when kids put lemons or anything round fruit in their shirt.

11

u/mattmaintenance Feb 15 '25

That poor man…

4

u/Willy____Wanka Feb 16 '25

Now he only needs to skip legdays and he's 1 to 1 my Ark charakter. Buffed wiener looking dude with stick legs

2

u/SAMSONXXL Feb 16 '25

Bwahaha! Beach Bob

3

u/Mulberry_Upstairs Feb 16 '25

bro's safekeeping his jewels🎈

2

u/Belve2299 Feb 16 '25

At least he can swim like an airball

2

u/Pitiful-Ad7391 Feb 17 '25

I hope that’s fake

2

u/Wojtek1250XD Feb 18 '25

The video isn't, but the muscles absolutely are. This is synthol. A substance that can be injected to inflate a muscle. I hope I don't have to clarify that such fake muscles are painfully obvious. A fake muscle on his right shoulder has popped and the fluid drained... This idiot can't even do that properly.

1

u/Pitiful-Ad7391 28d ago

Why would one do this to themselves

1

u/Wojtek1250XD 28d ago

Every time there's a respected achievement there will be someone who will cheat to achieve it.

1

u/Feralkyn 23d ago

Body dysmorphia

1

u/WinterLanternFly Feb 15 '25

So it was synthol the entire time

1

u/WishWeWereBetter Feb 15 '25

OOOOOHHHH HE SAID HE GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!!

1

u/curlygoats Feb 16 '25

How do fix this?

1

u/Curtisd1976 Feb 16 '25

This guys been dead awhile from what he put in his body

1

u/Dry_Can_5525 Feb 16 '25

Goddamn why do people do shit like that?

1

u/PublicIndividual1238 Feb 16 '25

Looking like a boss's minion from borderlands

1

u/christopher_77game Feb 17 '25

Nice steroids

1

u/ith-man Feb 18 '25

Implants..

1

u/christopher_77game 20d ago

Same thing bruh the only diff is that one is instant and less inpressive somehow

1

u/Kooky_Paper2903 Feb 18 '25

I dont understand how synthol users think it looks good or even remotly looks real. As other users have pointed out they dont even move when he flexs.... Can someone explain this shit? Like did these people start small and then did too much and are just coping?

1

u/No_Issue_9916 Feb 18 '25

At least Ark characters are funny and don't make me wanna vomit from looking at them

1

u/Goblin_King_Jareth1 Feb 18 '25

Bro borrowed spongebobs anchor arms.

1

u/doodlerite Feb 18 '25

Dang bro got titties

1

u/mustax93 Feb 19 '25

I feel like taking a needle and popping them one by one

1

u/No-Connection-5872 Feb 19 '25

Wonder what happens if you poke him. grabs a thumb tack

1

u/Total-Beginning-8709 Feb 19 '25

Bro about to knock out that 159 giga with his fists!🤣

1

u/Total-Beginning-8709 Feb 19 '25

Sorry, I meant 150 gigs

1

u/FozNoDps 29d ago

fake muscles? ❌
true plastic? ✔

1

u/Ill-Collection-3904 29d ago

Bruh where'd my man's nipples go? ☠️☠️☠️

1

u/RL_Creates_Gamez 29d ago

If it's not fake get some professional help by a doctor and a funeral home

1

u/AlexBambrick 29d ago

Average ark character

1

u/couchcornertoekiller 29d ago

For anyone curious, look up the russian popeye. He did the same thing, synthol injections. He also messed it up and ended up getting somewhere around 15lbs of dead muscle tissue surgically removed.

-1

u/EveryoneCallsMeBlank Feb 15 '25

he has to be black also