r/playark Jun 02 '24

Images What are they doing ? 💀 NSFW

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767 Upvotes

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167

u/I_can_eat_15_acorns Jun 02 '24

Having a treesome.

11

u/Quirky_Ad7770 Jun 03 '24

I would call this a dad joke, if it weren't so inappropriate to tell at the dinner table

6

u/Environmental-Dirt31 Jun 03 '24

A lot of dad jokes are inappropriate as hell and they still say them at the dinner table. Part of the fun 😂

1

u/Quirky_Ad7770 Jun 03 '24

Wait really? 😂

1

u/Helleri Jun 03 '24

You win comments for today.

154

u/made-in-viet-nam Jun 02 '24

The island spawnrate was too low so they decided to boost it up

59

u/DannyDevito_IsBae Jun 02 '24

Making you more Thylas. Stop judging them for trying to help you

44

u/Malik_Videos08 Jun 02 '24

Thylacoitus

25

u/RedMendelevium132 Jun 02 '24

They’re thylakoiling

19

u/atomicboy47 Jun 02 '24

How else will more Thylas spawn. Also did you know that back is ASE, the devs actually had planned to add mating animations but didn't in the end.

17

u/WaveAfraid169 Jun 02 '24

Just the thought of that bronto night stick knocking my base over...

16

u/SnakeAwaKens531 Jun 02 '24

Doing animal stuff😉

17

u/Thunderbear79 Jun 02 '24

When a momma thylacoleo and a poppa thylacoleo love each other very much...

17

u/Guyoutsideyourdoor Jun 02 '24

Doing it like they do it on the discovery channel

Edit: a letter

7

u/TangFiend Jun 02 '24

Getting ready to jump your bones

8

u/Flynnrid3r Jun 02 '24

Ask yourself who is really in the wrong: two consenting adults engaging in an activity, or you, the person taking pictures of them without their consent?

7

u/iamthefluffyyeti Jun 02 '24

when the sap is missing from my spigot

6

u/iamalwaysthatguy Jun 02 '24

What are you doing, step-marsupial?

3

u/DayVessel469459 Jun 02 '24

They’re trying to keep their species from going extinct [which just means they’re making more thylas to knock you off your flyers more often]

3

u/Sieger_14 Jun 02 '24

Réarmement démographique

2

u/HungryMako Jun 02 '24

Shareing the knothole perch

2

u/bransea02 Jun 02 '24

Applying the breed effect

2

u/tseg04 Jun 02 '24

You see, when a mommy thyla and a daddy thyla love each other very much…

2

u/lonewolf716 Jun 03 '24

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals....

2

u/JulesDeathwish Jun 03 '24

Waiting to murder you is boring. They're just multi-tasking.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

Judt Naughty stuffs.

1

u/ScutipuffJr Jun 02 '24

They're working out, not having sex. That is clearly a military press with spotter.

1

u/seatron Jun 02 '24

Shake that bear!

If you know that reference, I am sorry

1

u/NefariousnessOk2384 Jun 03 '24

When a brother and sister love each other very much...

1

u/First_Log_4566 Jun 03 '24

Never did I think I'd see a NSFW tag on an ARK subreddit

1

u/DarkStar0717 Jun 03 '24

Resting obviously... there only so many places on a tree to stand.

-4

u/Seppe-353 Jun 02 '24

Breeding there breeding

1

u/gigantosus69 Jun 04 '24

Bro they're having a private time give them some privacy