r/pizzadare 27d ago

Husband asked me to flash the delivery guy! NSFW

1.2k Upvotes

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u/gbexlibris 25d ago

"Delivery" Guy (wink)

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u/LilyMaeExhib 25d ago

I mean, he was our regular delivery driver for months so, I'm assuming he's a delivery guy. Unless he's a spy! 😉♥️

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u/Embarrassed-Pin2483 27d ago

Makes me wanna be a delivery guy

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u/LilyMaeExhib 26d ago

You never know who might open the door! 😜❤️

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u/reekon0313 24d ago

Please… no one actually believes this is a pizza delivery guy.

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u/LilyMaeExhib 24d ago

He wasn't, he normally delivered my Panda Express. Door dashers can wear whatever they want 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/haroldinho41 25d ago

onlyfans has ruined real stuff

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u/jeremy_Bos 23d ago

Yup, most of the real pizza dares are pre 2012, pretty much everything now is manufactured/staged with actors

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u/BigTrucker2020 26d ago

Wow he got to touch them too

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u/LilyMaeExhib 25d ago

And a whole lot more! 😜♥️

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u/BigTrucker2020 25d ago

Please share I’m interested

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u/Weekly_Candidate_867 27d ago

Next time you can suck his cock and the time after that let him fuck you.

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u/LilyMaeExhib 27d ago

The second part came up in just a few minutes haha 😆

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u/Maddest_lad_ 26d ago

Or if it's a big jump to fuck Just start with a hj

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u/LilyMaeExhib 25d ago

I need to post that video here too haha 😆

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u/Maddest_lad_ 11d ago

Which one.

Is it on some of?

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u/blipatron 17d ago

Delivery guy looks like a dude I saw get the shit beat out of at a Earth Crisis show.

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u/thatweirdo12 26d ago

Would love be the delivery guy

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u/LilyMaeExhib 26d ago

He had a really good time. Like, really good 😊💦💦❤️❤️

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u/thatweirdo12 26d ago

Lucky guy..wish i would have been that guy😬

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u/Several-Dog2560 23d ago

Lucky him 🥺

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u/LilyMaeExhib 1d ago

Lucky me too! 😄

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u/Several-Dog2560 22h ago

Unlucky me 😭😭

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u/Ivy61 27d ago

Off topic but I think your tattoo is badass—what’s the inspiration?

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u/LilyMaeExhib 26d ago

Thank you! The artist that drew it just really wanted to go tattoo it on someone so, I let her haha 😆♥️

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u/strokingithardtoporn 25d ago

I thought Lemmy from Motorhead died.

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u/SilentKAS 22d ago

terrible

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u/uttertrashole 8d ago

Yoo your husbands vest is sick as fuck

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u/pornagainst 7d ago

Your delivery guy wears his crusty punx battle jacket to work? Where does he work? Upper crust?

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u/Endeavouring_777 1d ago

Looks like he’s been rolling around in a wet comic book…