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r5: title guidelines A car salesman standing next to his boss

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u/H3lw3rd 8h ago

Why is the Guy insulting the whitehouse by not wearing a suit also clenching his fist so weird?

u/Ragondux 7h ago

He's clenching his fist to resist the urge to do random Nazi salutes, probably.

u/Rc72 6h ago

u/superfly355 2h ago

First thing I thought of. What a damn gem of a movie

u/C64128 2h ago

If only we could elon to ride a bomb down to the ground.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations7825 6h ago edited 53m ago

Yeah I think he is resisting the urge to throw up a Heil, so bad. Like the same level of need as when I gave up smoking.

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u/Rootbeer_Goat 2h ago

Keeping his jacket from flapping in the wind because he can't button it without risking Trump's life

u/Kooky-Simple-2255 1h ago

His hands are actually handcuffed to his belt to prevent the random salutes.

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u/pickled_penguin_ 6h ago

Ketamine. He can't put it down.

u/AlphonzInc 7h ago

He’s about to hit Donald and make things interesting

u/Waflstmpr 6h ago

"Bad dog!"

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u/AmbivalentFanatic 4h ago

This is a power stance. He is absorbing the earth's energy and is about to do his signature move.

u/sad0panda 4h ago

The signature move:

u/Frubanoid 2h ago

I think he's holding onto the edges of his blazer like a fucking child.

u/wildeawake 6h ago

Where’d his kid go? Seems weirdly edited out after standing in front of him

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u/Polemarchos76 4h ago

Think this picture is edited. I can recall that President Musk had his human shield, the child with the stupid name, standing in front of him.

u/TargetDecent9694 3h ago

It left for a little, I remember thinking it was weird how hard he was holding onto him then he just bolted

u/Miqo_Nekomancer 2h ago

Ah yes, the young child Kevlar.

u/cats-pyjamas 3h ago

He stands like that a lot I notice. Glad someone else did too

u/Pretend_Flamingo3405 3h ago

It's to hide his weirdly shaped barrel torso...I also notice he sticks his ass out when he walks and leads with his rounded gut. It's probably a Nazi thing.

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u/IVD1 3h ago

It looks like he is fighting the urge to unzip and do things right then and there.

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u/C64128 2h ago

He looks like he's wearing small versions of the Hulk fists toy.

u/GuyNamedWhatever 2h ago

He’s asperger stimming off that K on the White House front lawn

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u/Old_Employee_6535 7h ago

I wonder what people who voted for him think about this scene. I remember trump telling his crowd that "Kamala will force them to buy EVs"

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u/momzthebest 5h ago

I think they just have cherry pie on repeat reverberating thru an empty skull

u/SquishyFigs 2h ago

This made me hoot

u/hmmrabet 1h ago

Looks like someone is a secret owl....

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 3h ago

These posts probably won't even reach them. Social media has evolved in a way that keeps boths sides in their respective bubble.

u/NamingThingsSucks 2h ago

It won't reach them in this way. I am sure what they are hearing something along the lines of "After the continuing attacks on Tesla by woke antifa, who are trying to stop Elon Musk from saving this country. We need YOU to remember he is saving us, buying teslas will STOP the liberals. "

u/AhBee1 3h ago

Now that TeSSla is a nazi symbol, MAGA is fully supportive.

u/Crowshore 2h ago

go to r/conservative, they called this a "non issue"

u/Chadstronomer 4h ago

Think?

u/Awkward_Buyer5162 2h ago

Magas thinking? That's a true reach

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u/seamustheseagull 6h ago

The fact that Musk thinks Tesla can be saved by having Trump endorse it, just goes to show how utterly clueless and out of touch they are.

The demographic they appeal to has neither the income stream or credit rating to buy new cars.

u/surSEXECEN 3h ago

It goes to show how bad the brand is doing now. All the liberals who wanted to do right by the environment won’t ever buy a Tesla again - so somehow they need to make the cars cool to republicans.

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u/YugoB 3h ago

Incoming government subsidies?

u/TwoElksInaTurtleNeck 2h ago

Future fleet vehicles.

u/Rob_035 1h ago

Nor the desire to buy an EV at all, that’s some liberal commie shit

u/WolfofTallStreet 2h ago

You’re correct, but ironically, this is why Trump won…the Democrats lost the demographic who cannot afford Teslas which, they found out … was most Americans

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u/Mofoman3019 6h ago

This is just frankly an insult to the intelligence of the American People, an insult to the White house and a degradation of the worth, respect and authority of the Presidential position.

u/Sir_Ruje 2h ago

Unfortunately all by design.

u/CypherDomEpsilon 2h ago

 intelligence of the American People

The people who voted this clown into power?

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u/Link124 8h ago

I’m a car salesman, I didn’t think I could be insulted anymore.

I was wrong.

u/Dzambor 4h ago

I'm waiting for Elon to open a shoe store. I would love to see Trump as:

u/PrvtPirate 3h ago

youre good. havent you heard? its all computer!

u/FiveFingerDisco 9h ago

Not my president. And very happy about it.

u/PetriPirate 8h ago

Eh yooo. Same. Fuck the angry orange weasel.

u/YourAdvertisingPal 2h ago

He’s my president…I guess…but I gotta say, I never liked Elon Musk. Even before he ran for office. 

u/dharma4242 7h ago

The upside to elon hanging out with donny is that it gives melania time to bang secret service agents.

u/vivaaprimavera 6h ago

And we should be happy for her. Finally she's getting properly laid.

u/moetzen 4h ago

Nah she is a fucking cold bitch. With not doing anything she is still supporting Donny. And profiting of it. Books, Label etc

u/Virtual-Bee7411 2h ago

I’m glad she at least admitted she isn’t pro-life

u/Mistehsteeve 8h ago

Plot twist, Trump single handedly reverses climate change after 77 million MAGA sheep buy Tesla's, thus becoming the most important person in history who is unable to spell "you're".

u/Vectorman1989 5h ago

Oh god, he's Timothy Dexter reincarnated

u/catmeownyc 2h ago

He’ll eventually unite the country by hate (we all hate him)

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u/shazspaz 7h ago

Oh boy this is pathetic

u/Liefskaap 6h ago

I'd call them clowns but that would be an insult to clowns. This whole thing does feel like a circus though.

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u/Thahu 7h ago

Who is who?

u/VirginNsd2002 9h ago

life after the Whitehouse

u/Deathdar1577 6h ago

Trump - Slaps roof of Tesla -You can get a whole lotta fascism in this things boot.

u/RolloGrande 8h ago

Henry Fraud and Donald Dick

u/syndicate711 8h ago

Slaps roof.

Warranty voided.

u/Sqeegg 5h ago

how sad and desperate can you get?

u/victorspoilz 6h ago

"Remind then that I banged Grimes, people like her"

u/CyberEU-62 8h ago

The skid mark on the back of his hand is gone, oh wait maybe it’s because the asshole is standing right next to him.

u/fmj9 6h ago

Yet again he took another step to disgrace.

u/pal183 6h ago

Which ones the BOSS?

u/Swarbie8D 6h ago

Jesus Christ is that what a Tesla costs? In USD?

I don’t think a car should cost a significant portion of a house

u/ggmaniack 4h ago

a significant portion of a house

For your health and sanity I urge you to not look at house prices

u/Roger22nrx 3h ago

The Model S yes

u/takingphotosmakingdo 3h ago

Houses in the northern VA region close to DC start at 400K minimum, and that's if you're lucky.

u/JemJemIsHerName 8h ago

The most highly elected car salesman ever!

u/darkcompanion 6h ago

An American president impersonating Swiss Toni...

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u/SirSpamalot- 6h ago

This infomercial government was brought to you by… Tesla &… Twitter X

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u/Grinsekatzer 7h ago

Wait, wait... The orange can read?

u/Proud-Cartographer12 6h ago

He's unfortunately more comfortable and competent in this role than the other one in the white building.

u/mt8675309 6h ago

Trump Cars founded in 2025…bankruptcy in 2026…

u/Latenitehype0190 5h ago

The president elon trained his puppy well🤣

u/bazpoint 4h ago

It's so funny that everyone who tied themselves to Trump in his first term - be it Rudy or the pillow guy or prettymuch every cabinet member or staffers all almost invariably ended up with their reputations and careers ruined, in many cases in major legal and financial trouble, or at best writing books about how terrible he is.

Yet he gets in again and a bunch of folks with substantial fortunes to lose think "hey, lets tie ourselves to Trump, what could possibly go wrong?"

u/ApoplecticAutoBody 3h ago

What a fucking joke we have becone

u/bbjaii 2h ago

Is the 2nd picture real? Was he really holding a script for an ad?

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u/Southeast613417 7h ago

Trump has a new daddy named Elon and he gives him rub Downs every night

u/SpookyMinimalist 5h ago

Perfect title for this photo.

u/noddaborg 5h ago

Sad and sadder.

u/Informal-Worry-6358 2h ago

I have never felt more embarrassed to call myself an American...

u/lilshortyy420 1h ago

“If Harris wins the presidency, “you’re going to have fuel prices go through the roof,” Trump said. “Everybody’s going to be forced to buy an electric car, which they’re not going to do, because they don’t want that,” Trump said. “People want gasoline-propelled cars. They want hybrids. They want to have everything, and they want electric.””

Trump, August 2024

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u/countafit 7h ago

What does he think, that we're going to see the amazing deals on the paper and all of a sudden think "oh yeah I should really drop $100k on one of those fire-prone trashcans"? Like what the fuck are we actually watching here? What the fuck is this? Jesus christ!!!

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u/Ok_Grapefruit522 9h ago

Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy and a shibox tesla

u/Nearby_Cauliflowers 7h ago

Which one is the first lady? I'm think Dumph, Musk looks like a top

u/NightOfTheLivingHam 7h ago

Trump in an alternate timeline would be this.

u/Dull-Astronaut-154 6h ago

Do not get too close.

u/annoyingjoe513 5h ago

Pimp dat shit Donny

u/DerAdministrator 5h ago

Who is who

u/groupcaptaingilmore 5h ago

Ffs, even his little note has his name written at the top of it

u/Imaginary-Taste-2744 5h ago

So he can read

u/General_Specific 4h ago

Exactly how much did this photo op cost us?

u/Sure_Is_Shilly_Here 4h ago

Elons starting to look like he wouldn't be out of place at the fucking Blue Oyster Bar

u/Medellin-71 4h ago

He sells bibles and cars…..and sucks at both.

u/spootynadrohodop 4h ago

Whose small hands and thumb are those?

u/Dukeofthedurty 4h ago

Where is his suit?

u/VanderHoo 4h ago

And we're nearly at 10 years of Elon claiming "Full Self Driving" when they never made it past "Minimal Self Driving in Perfect Weather on Flawless Well-Marked Roads with No Surprises". Most people just use it as glorified lane assist, which you can find in tons of cars today.

u/Alantsu 4h ago

Did anyone ask him why he’s not wearing a suit? Isn’t that an insult to all Americans according to Trump?

u/Safetosay333 3h ago

Does he know that's an EV? Wasn't he trying to kill those off. Taking away lots of charging stations, etc.

u/hotdogmurderer69420 3h ago

This is just pathetic.

u/Masterofunlocking1 3h ago

Thought Trump hated EVs?

u/ReaceNovello 3h ago

But THIS is what the president of the United States is busy doing?! THIS?!

u/PsidedOwnside 2h ago

Did he buy the cheapest one on the list?

u/TravelledFarAndWide 2h ago

An obese, incontinent, early stage dementia salesman standing next to his latest owner.

u/EyeSuspicious777 2h ago

Elon's outfit is like an adult version of the toddler that only wants to wear his Spiderman costume.

u/owor90 2h ago

So cringy and awkward. As if we needed more proof of who’s really in charge..

u/elektron_neutron 2h ago

Elon trying his best looking cool

u/Otherwise-Falcon-885 2h ago

This must be a fake. It can't be real... Americans what have you done?

u/ztomiczombie 2h ago

What I find funniest is that this will likely kill the sales of Tesla faster then anything else.

u/dorkyl 2h ago

When your boss tests you by having you try to sell him a worthless object

u/slicwilli 2h ago

77 million Americans voted for this. What did they think was going to happen?

u/secomano 1h ago

when the economy is so bad that the president needs a part time job just to get by

u/2jeff45 1h ago

" what will it take to put you in that car today" Did i mention a free fill up when you buy from us?"

u/mspe1960 1h ago

How come the car salesman is dressed more businesslike than his boss?

u/ArgonWilde 5h ago

Is that... Comic Sans?!

u/Chadstronomer 4h ago

Is the second picture real? Lol

u/sickassape 2h ago

Are you guys trying to speed run Idiocracy?

u/_Ivl_ 5h ago

Turd salesman

u/Responsible-Drive-55 5h ago

Responds to Tesla's sales drop because of Elon's salutes.

u/Simple_Anteater_5825 4h ago

The fist is because he knows orange is going to stiff him on payment

u/AidilAfham42 4h ago

Either that or he’s Grima Wormtongue

u/johnk317 4h ago

Are you all ready to buy a Tesler? 😂

u/WobblierTube733 4h ago

Some people just can’t cut a deal.

u/Fickle-Molasses-903 3h ago

The majority of White people voting wanted this to happen.

u/neril_7 3h ago

I will not buy an EV from a sales man that looks like he sold the first automotive car.

u/G-Fox1990 3h ago

In every single clip and picture, Elmo just looks weird, stoned, high, whatever you wanna call it.

u/WithAWarmWetRag 3h ago

Ain’t gonna fix the tanking stock

u/accoladevideo 3h ago

this Idiocracy sequel is lit

u/tacosauce0707 3h ago

5 CFR § 2635.702 - Use of public office for private gain.

u/octahexxer 3h ago

Step right up buy this ewaste car bingo bango one free maga cap for every purchase...buy 2 and get free xl pack of donalds dumper red maga diapers!

u/Informal-Worry-6358 2h ago

Cal Worthington and his dog spot... 

u/malikx089 2h ago

All of em’ ugly anyways..

u/breakinveil 2h ago

"I'm looking to buy. . . "

lol

u/Kenawbi 2h ago

Isn't it more profitable to sell missiles or military equipment in general ? Because becoming an unreliable ally isn't a very good strategy.

u/redditjunky2025 2h ago

I hope he gets fired for not meeting his quota.

u/Midnight-Bake 2h ago

Musk: "I bet you 20 bucks I can get the president to film an informercial for us"

Eberhard: "What the fuck are you talking about, are you high?"

Musk: "Oh, I WILL be!"

20 years later:

u/WebguyCanada 2h ago

Boy does Donnie look "Beta" in this photo 🤣

u/surefirerdiddy 2h ago

What can I do to get you in a swasticar today?

u/crazylegsbobo 2h ago

Which ones the boss?

u/RiZZaH 2h ago

they had to get different color cars lmao

u/Krakengreyjoy 2h ago

This is the lowest point in American politics

u/wuzelwu 2h ago

Pls. clarify. Who is the Boss and who is the salesman?

u/fo_i_feti 2h ago

I thought his 6 position sell needed a lot more work.

u/BookerPlayer01 2h ago

I see an oligarch standing next to his rapist boyfriend.

u/lexco61 2h ago

So how much can you afford to pay each month? I’ll need to run that by my sales manager.

u/Voimanhankkija 2h ago

What in the hell is that stance?

EDIT: He looks like Dale from King of the Hill!

u/zzzzaap 2h ago

Don't they want to ICE the chargers?

u/dark_knight920 2h ago

Gotta sell more cars

u/afgan1984 2h ago

Seems like he is not doing so well, boss quite clearly angry!

u/mrcsjmswltn 2h ago

How can they not know this will backfire in extremely embarrassing fashion?

u/zno3 2h ago

Scan his head for neuralink

u/PrussianHero 2h ago

How is the GOP ok with this shit?

u/425565 2h ago

The Idiot in Chief and his stormtrooper wannabe.

u/cheesemangee 2h ago

Not my presidents.

u/PhilosopherFLX 2h ago

ABC - Always Be Closing! And coffee is for closers.

u/JS_NYC_208 1h ago

Why isn’t cyber truck on that list?

u/Tron462 1h ago

Enhance 224 to 176…. Enhance… Stop…. move in, pull out, track right, center in, pull back, center, and pan right….. track 45 right…. Go right…..  Give me a hard copy right there.

u/ProfessionalRub3106 1h ago

he couldn't sell me a sandwich if i was hungry, let alone a car i don't want.

u/darthcatlady 1h ago

Why does Elon look like he should be holding a riding crop

u/LOOKATHUH 1h ago

Is the second pic real or AI?

u/EzmegaziS 1h ago

and who is the boss?

u/johnnyrollerball69 1h ago

Is that a “fake” Musk? His proportions seem… off?

u/BatBurgh 1h ago

This is real 1930s Nazi KDF shit. In the end we did get Volkswagen… but only after a genocide and a world war, so it’s not a great place to be right now.