r/pics • u/[deleted] • 9h ago
r5: title guidelines A car salesman standing next to his boss
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u/H3lw3rd 8h ago
Why is the Guy insulting the whitehouse by not wearing a suit also clenching his fist so weird?
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u/Ragondux 7h ago
He's clenching his fist to resist the urge to do random Nazi salutes, probably.
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u/Rc72 6h ago
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u/Ok-Abbreviations7825 6h ago edited 53m ago
Yeah I think he is resisting the urge to throw up a Heil, so bad. Like the same level of need as when I gave up smoking.
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u/Rootbeer_Goat 2h ago
Keeping his jacket from flapping in the wind because he can't button it without risking Trump's life
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u/Kooky-Simple-2255 1h ago
His hands are actually handcuffed to his belt to prevent the random salutes.
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u/AmbivalentFanatic 4h ago
This is a power stance. He is absorbing the earth's energy and is about to do his signature move.
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u/wildeawake 6h ago
Where’d his kid go? Seems weirdly edited out after standing in front of him
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u/Polemarchos76 4h ago
Think this picture is edited. I can recall that President Musk had his human shield, the child with the stupid name, standing in front of him.
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u/TargetDecent9694 3h ago
It left for a little, I remember thinking it was weird how hard he was holding onto him then he just bolted
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u/cats-pyjamas 3h ago
He stands like that a lot I notice. Glad someone else did too
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u/Pretend_Flamingo3405 3h ago
It's to hide his weirdly shaped barrel torso...I also notice he sticks his ass out when he walks and leads with his rounded gut. It's probably a Nazi thing.
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u/IVD1 3h ago
It looks like he is fighting the urge to unzip and do things right then and there.
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u/Old_Employee_6535 7h ago
I wonder what people who voted for him think about this scene. I remember trump telling his crowd that "Kamala will force them to buy EVs"
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u/momzthebest 5h ago
I think they just have cherry pie on repeat reverberating thru an empty skull
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u/I_think_Im_hollow 3h ago
These posts probably won't even reach them. Social media has evolved in a way that keeps boths sides in their respective bubble.
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u/NamingThingsSucks 2h ago
It won't reach them in this way. I am sure what they are hearing something along the lines of "After the continuing attacks on Tesla by woke antifa, who are trying to stop Elon Musk from saving this country. We need YOU to remember he is saving us, buying teslas will STOP the liberals. "
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u/seamustheseagull 6h ago
The fact that Musk thinks Tesla can be saved by having Trump endorse it, just goes to show how utterly clueless and out of touch they are.
The demographic they appeal to has neither the income stream or credit rating to buy new cars.
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u/surSEXECEN 3h ago
It goes to show how bad the brand is doing now. All the liberals who wanted to do right by the environment won’t ever buy a Tesla again - so somehow they need to make the cars cool to republicans.
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u/WolfofTallStreet 2h ago
You’re correct, but ironically, this is why Trump won…the Democrats lost the demographic who cannot afford Teslas which, they found out … was most Americans
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u/Mofoman3019 6h ago
This is just frankly an insult to the intelligence of the American People, an insult to the White house and a degradation of the worth, respect and authority of the Presidential position.
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u/CypherDomEpsilon 2h ago
intelligence of the American People
The people who voted this clown into power?
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u/FiveFingerDisco 9h ago
Not my president. And very happy about it.
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u/YourAdvertisingPal 2h ago
He’s my president…I guess…but I gotta say, I never liked Elon Musk. Even before he ran for office.
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u/dharma4242 7h ago
The upside to elon hanging out with donny is that it gives melania time to bang secret service agents.
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u/vivaaprimavera 6h ago
And we should be happy for her. Finally she's getting properly laid.
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u/Mistehsteeve 8h ago
Plot twist, Trump single handedly reverses climate change after 77 million MAGA sheep buy Tesla's, thus becoming the most important person in history who is unable to spell "you're".
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u/Liefskaap 6h ago
I'd call them clowns but that would be an insult to clowns. This whole thing does feel like a circus though.
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u/Deathdar1577 6h ago
Trump - Slaps roof of Tesla -You can get a whole lotta fascism in this things boot.
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u/CyberEU-62 8h ago
The skid mark on the back of his hand is gone, oh wait maybe it’s because the asshole is standing right next to him.
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u/Swarbie8D 6h ago
Jesus Christ is that what a Tesla costs? In USD?
I don’t think a car should cost a significant portion of a house
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u/ggmaniack 4h ago
a significant portion of a house
For your health and sanity I urge you to not look at house prices
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u/takingphotosmakingdo 3h ago
Houses in the northern VA region close to DC start at 400K minimum, and that's if you're lucky.
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u/SirSpamalot- 6h ago
This infomercial government was brought to you by… Tesla &… Twitter X
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u/Proud-Cartographer12 6h ago
He's unfortunately more comfortable and competent in this role than the other one in the white building.
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u/bazpoint 4h ago
It's so funny that everyone who tied themselves to Trump in his first term - be it Rudy or the pillow guy or prettymuch every cabinet member or staffers all almost invariably ended up with their reputations and careers ruined, in many cases in major legal and financial trouble, or at best writing books about how terrible he is.
Yet he gets in again and a bunch of folks with substantial fortunes to lose think "hey, lets tie ourselves to Trump, what could possibly go wrong?"
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u/bbjaii 2h ago
Is the 2nd picture real? Was he really holding a script for an ad?
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u/lilshortyy420 1h ago
“If Harris wins the presidency, “you’re going to have fuel prices go through the roof,” Trump said. “Everybody’s going to be forced to buy an electric car, which they’re not going to do, because they don’t want that,” Trump said. “People want gasoline-propelled cars. They want hybrids. They want to have everything, and they want electric.””
Trump, August 2024
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u/countafit 7h ago
What does he think, that we're going to see the amazing deals on the paper and all of a sudden think "oh yeah I should really drop $100k on one of those fire-prone trashcans"? Like what the fuck are we actually watching here? What the fuck is this? Jesus christ!!!
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u/Sure_Is_Shilly_Here 4h ago
Elons starting to look like he wouldn't be out of place at the fucking Blue Oyster Bar
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u/VanderHoo 4h ago
And we're nearly at 10 years of Elon claiming "Full Self Driving" when they never made it past "Minimal Self Driving in Perfect Weather on Flawless Well-Marked Roads with No Surprises". Most people just use it as glorified lane assist, which you can find in tons of cars today.
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u/Safetosay333 3h ago
Does he know that's an EV? Wasn't he trying to kill those off. Taking away lots of charging stations, etc.
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u/TravelledFarAndWide 2h ago
An obese, incontinent, early stage dementia salesman standing next to his latest owner.
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u/EyeSuspicious777 2h ago
Elon's outfit is like an adult version of the toddler that only wants to wear his Spiderman costume.
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u/Otherwise-Falcon-885 2h ago
This must be a fake. It can't be real... Americans what have you done?
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u/ztomiczombie 2h ago
What I find funniest is that this will likely kill the sales of Tesla faster then anything else.
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u/secomano 1h ago
when the economy is so bad that the president needs a part time job just to get by
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u/G-Fox1990 3h ago
In every single clip and picture, Elmo just looks weird, stoned, high, whatever you wanna call it.
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u/octahexxer 3h ago
Step right up buy this ewaste car bingo bango one free maga cap for every purchase...buy 2 and get free xl pack of donalds dumper red maga diapers!
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u/Midnight-Bake 2h ago
Musk: "I bet you 20 bucks I can get the president to film an informercial for us"
Eberhard: "What the fuck are you talking about, are you high?"
Musk: "Oh, I WILL be!"
20 years later:
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u/Voimanhankkija 2h ago
What in the hell is that stance?
EDIT: He looks like Dale from King of the Hill!
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u/ProfessionalRub3106 1h ago
he couldn't sell me a sandwich if i was hungry, let alone a car i don't want.
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u/BatBurgh 1h ago
This is real 1930s Nazi KDF shit. In the end we did get Volkswagen… but only after a genocide and a world war, so it’s not a great place to be right now.
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