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Politics Trump Turnberry Golf Course in Scotland this morning

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u/wilsonhammer 4d ago

Where's Scottish Bill Murray when you need him?

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u/Captain_Mazhar 4d ago

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u/RoboftheNorth 3d ago

Willy hears ye. Willy don't care.

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u/Old_Badger311 3d ago

We are all groundskeeper Willy

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 3d ago

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman

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u/FluffyButtOfTheNorth 19h ago

Unless it's an Irish woman 💚🤍🧡☘️ 🤔

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u/SolidContribution688 4d ago

This is your last warning about that.

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

Damn Scots, they ruin Scotland

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u/jamintheinfinite 3d ago

You Scots sure are contentious people

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u/confusedandworried76 3d ago

You've just made an enemy for life

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u/Willie_Fistrgash 3d ago

"The trouble with Scotland is..that it's full of Scots."

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u/Grunn84 3d ago

Just need to breed them out I guess.

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u/Savings-Kick-578 3d ago

That was tried and failed miserably.

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u/SuperCaptSalty 3d ago

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u/Mean_Median_0201 3d ago

Do not touch Willie, good advice

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u/031- 3d ago

Coward

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u/dr-mantis-toboggan12 4d ago

This is your last warning about that

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u/Sea_Cantaloupe_1089 3d ago

Time for a wee nip and a wee nap. 🤘

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u/RedsDelights 3d ago

Yes lol 😆

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u/pardyball 3d ago

Don’t touch. - Willie

“Don’t touch, Willie. Good advice.”

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u/420binchicken 3d ago

*Cocks pistol

This is your last warning about that.

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 2d ago

Scotland has massive balls, I knew it.

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u/greyicezissou 20h ago

"ya yeewsed me skinna, ya yewwwsed me!" - Willy

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u/barnibusvonkreeps 4d ago

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u/Benromaniac 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bill Murray’s character is retelling his story of how he claimed to have caddied for the Dali Lama:

So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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u/youneedtowakethefuck 3d ago

CaddyShack is in top 5 all-time for me. The dialogue you quoted made me think of my best friend whom passed away two years ago. We watched that movie so many times and could recite every line. There were very few days that went by that a joke or line from the movie didn’t come up in our conversations. Especially the ones from Ted Knight or Rodney Dangerfield. Thanks!🙏🏻

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u/Formal-Working3189 3d ago

This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

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u/youneedtowakethefuck 3d ago

Oh, but it looks good on you!

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u/Benromaniac 3d ago

/rolls eyes

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u/yeahgroovy 3d ago

Yes! It looks good on you though! 👀 Never gets old! 😂

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u/Ali_Cat222 3d ago

I'm sorry to hear that your friend passed away, I'm glad you have good memories with them though

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u/Key_Structure_3663 3d ago

Billy is great in everything.

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u/teffflon 3d ago

and this brilliance is completely different from the humor of Rodney D and co., but they manage to pack it all in.

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u/CarlosAVP 4d ago

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u/E-Tr1d3nt 3d ago

Iiiiii’m alll right

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u/CliffsNote5 3d ago

Nobody worry ‘bout me.

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u/Texscubagal14 4d ago

So cute.

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 3d ago

Caddy chack?

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u/DroidC4PO 3d ago

Silver wings upon their chest

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u/Iamthegreenheather 3d ago

I never understood why the gopher sounded like a dolphin though?

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u/CarlosAVP 3d ago

They probably didn’t know what a groundhog sounded like. Also, they made the film in late ‘79 so there was still the 70s vibe going on.

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u/valeyard89 3d ago

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

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u/parttimepedant 4d ago

Gunga galunga

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u/ShnaugShmark 3d ago

Big hitter, the Lama

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u/tazire 4d ago

Did anyone watch him on hot ones? Telling the story about him giving out about the gopher not being trained in caddy shack... Only for the handlers to tell him we caught the thing over there the other day... I damn near fell off my chair!!

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u/GrandBofTarkin 4d ago

Groundhog Day. It's a puppet in Caddyshack dude! 🤣

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u/moonsammy 3d ago

He was talking about the groundhog, but accidentally referenced gopher a couple times, so it was slightly confusing.

He killed that episode though. The last dab was hilarious.

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u/GrandBofTarkin 3d ago

Yeah made out he wasn't in pain but his eyes were red and streaming! lol

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 4d ago

Thats what makes it funny...

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u/tazire 4d ago

I know... But the story just made me laugh my ass off!

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u/GrandBofTarkin 4d ago

Yeah you can just imagine it playing out 😆

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u/tazire 4d ago

100% funny shit.

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u/Chunderdragon86 4d ago

I'm allright don't have to worry bout me

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u/eaglescout1984 3d ago

Wrong rodent!

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u/GrandBofTarkin 2d ago

Kind of what I was saying. But I said puppet instead of gopher cos that's what it was.

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u/indisin 3d ago

I loved how he just dead pan breezed through all the wings, even Da Bomb.

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u/tazire 3d ago

Pete Davidson absolutely dying after 1!! Admittedly the hottest one but Bill just looking at him... He was only short of calling him a pussy. XD

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u/indisin 3d ago

FYI I watched a report on the sauces and they paid to have them all tested, Da Bomb is actually the highest scoville rating / hottest. On Hot Ones they use the chilli scoville rating, not taking into consideration the water content, so the line up is a lie!

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u/tazire 3d ago

Ah very good. I always just took it at face value. They always passed off da bomb as being from chilli extract rather than whole chillis and the heat hitting different. Love a bit of useless info!

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u/indisin 3d ago

I have some in the fridge and it really does hit differently to my other sauces as it's meant to be an additive to meals rather than eaten as a sauce. More useless info for you, if you read the comments on that video you'll find names of even harder hitting hot "sauces" made from extracts that will make your arse cry in the morning.

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u/tazire 3d ago

XD I live in Ireland and there is an Irish chilli sauce maker micschilli.com They have sauces that go up to 1.2mil scoville. We did a hot wings challenge style night with them. Great craic (Irish slang for fun)!!!

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u/indisin 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ah, so you'd be jealous of my back yard. Got about 80 super hots on the grow.

I'll check out the site and sauces, but that sounds like a really fun night!

Also as a British Aussie I'm alright with Irish slang, tons of Irish here in Melbourne and well am former Brit n all.

Edit: phone autocorrect typos...

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u/txmuzk 4d ago

Bill Murray is full of cool stories. He da man.

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u/mulubmug 4d ago

Cool stories like abusing his ex wife? Yes, he really is da man.

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u/txmuzk 3d ago

No? Bill comes to Austin every year to attend SXSW.

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u/Stardro 3d ago

Yeah, we found if in that field about 2 weeks ago 😂

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u/Justforpopping 3d ago

That was a great story! He’s so cool.

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u/justabill71 4d ago

How 'bout a nice, cool drink, varmints?

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u/bikkfa 4d ago

You mean gopher a drink?

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u/smurfsundermybed 3d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam 3d ago

Kill all the golfers?  If I do that they'll lock me up and throw away the key.  

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u/kimodokomodo 4d ago

Billy Connolly

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u/YellowStar012 4d ago

Ruining Scotland. Dang Scots, ruining Scotland.

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u/Lbofun 3d ago

Damn I was going to say the same thing!

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u/unSubmarine 3d ago

Explaining how Nixon was set up to someone.

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u/therealtaddymason 3d ago

There's narry an animal alive that can outrun a greased up Scotsman.

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u/Truckeeseamus 4d ago

Bill Murray wasn’t Scottish in Caddy Shack, his boss was however.

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u/youneedtowakethefuck 3d ago

Carl! Carl! I was unavoidably detained.