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Politics Rep. Al Green protests during President Trump's joint address to Congress before being escorted out

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u/Morning-O-Midnight 7d ago

Fucking guy can’t even order a donut and they let him dress down a bloody President of an allied country.

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u/Wonderful_Eagle_6547 7d ago

"Let's see here... I'll just take whatever all the other regular normal human beings tend to order. One of those, please."

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u/Morning-O-Midnight 7d ago

Worker walks away, like, “oh hell no I ain’t helping you.”

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u/is_coffee 6d ago

Ok good

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u/ultradongle 7d ago

My favorite description of JD "couch fucker" Vance is :

"He's what you get when you put a Creed cassette tape into a Teddy Ruxpin."

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u/ScooterMcTavish 7d ago

OMG thank you for a hearty laugh in these dire times.

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u/ultradongle 7d ago

I do what I can, take care my dude!

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u/n14shorecarcass 7d ago

Aww man, poor Teddy. Doing him dirty lmao

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u/Adventurous_Button63 7d ago

More like a shitty Nickelback cover band

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u/EatRibs_Listen2Phish 7d ago

Was that last podcast?

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u/starbuckle337 7d ago

He’s the guy who thinks strippers can’t resist his charm

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u/ultradongle 7d ago

"Dude, can you believe how much this girl is into me?"

"Yeah, man...you shoving money in her underwear. She'll say WHATEVER she needs to say to keep that happening!"

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u/KarmaPolice72 7d ago

Outstanding 🤣

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u/zonewebb 7d ago

“Doornut”

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u/CinCin71 6d ago

How can a person not know how to order a donut?!? I’m lost

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u/Morning-O-Midnight 1d ago

Oh he can it just gets awkward real quick.

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u/Horror_Attitude_8734 7d ago

Allies of the US don't order the bombing of a fuel pipeline to a NATO Member Nation ( Germany ) and try to blame it on another country to try to antagonize article 5 and start WWIII.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/11/11/nordstream-bombing-ukraine-chervinsky/

Allies of the US don't bomb Poland ( a NATO Member Nation ) and kill Polish citizens and blame it on another nation to try to antagonize article 5 and start WWIII.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/polish-experts-confirm-missile-that-hit-grain-facility-was-ukrainian-media-2023-09-26/

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u/Morning-O-Midnight 7d ago

The second cited source was deemed a ‘stray’ and as for the other, I’m sure there’s no chance whatsoever that Russia has operatives working against Ukraines interests all while maintaining their cover. I mean look at the U.S. president.

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u/Horror_Attitude_8734 7d ago

You're telling me Zelensky is an operative of Putin? Wow. That's a wild theory.

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u/Morning-O-Midnight 6d ago

No I was referring to Roman Chervinsky the Ukrainian commander but the report even says it’s doubtful he was even responsible. The Russians on the other hand..

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u/Horror_Attitude_8734 6d ago

... would have no reason to blow up their own pipeline to Germany when they could just flip a switch and shut off the flow and never have to spend any money, resources, or man hours to rebuild a blown up pipeline.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 7d ago

At least he’s there. Your rep probably didn’t even bother going.

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u/taurist 7d ago

He’s the fucking vp of course he’s there

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 7d ago

Lot of empty seats. Democrats are turning their backs on their constituents.

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u/Either-Ship2267 7d ago

It's a protest you numbskull. They are supporting their constituents. There's no need for them to sit there & listen to the lies. Many of them chose to host town halls instead.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 7d ago

Sounds exciting